Tag: united nations

Idaho Wingnut Rep Punished For Being Too Awesome, Also Maybe Psycho

Idaho rightwingers are a special kind of crazy.

Donald Trump Practicing Self-Care In Face Of Mean Barack Obama Triggering Him

Somebody needs to go to his safe space.

Walking in a Nuclear Winter Wonderland! Wonkagenda for Friday, December 23, 2016

Trump's love of nukes, Putin hates Democrats, Rachel Maddow grills Kellyanne Conway! Your daily news brief!

Alex Jones Says Facebook’s War On Fake News Is CIA Plot! Will Sue!

It's a conspiracy against conspiracy theorists!
good luck, there's a brown man on the plane

What Are Airline Passengers Freaking Out About These Days? Why, Muslims, Of Course

Looks like we picked the wrong week to start racial profiling. Wait -- there's no right week.
Portrait of volunteer Karen Green by 12-year-old refugee kid. Note: glittery stars could be used as shrapnel in a bomb.

Dumb Americans Forget To Be Afraid Of Syrian Refugees, What A Bunch Of Dummies!

A few reminders that real Americans aren't as dumb as Donald Trump wants them to be.
Rachel Maddow has had it with your shit

Your Morning Maddow: Here’s How Our Presidential Candidates Get Along With A Dictator

Hillary Clinton had tough words for Egypt's autocratic president. Donald Trump had wet kisses for him.
Also, there are some kickass coupons for Sofas & Quills

Wonkagenda: Tuesday, September 20, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
The best way to read your Sunday NYT

Wonkagenda: Monday, September 19, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
This friggin' guy

President Of Earth Donald J. Trump To America’s NATO Allies: Drop Dead

Donald Trump has some new ideas about the U.S. commitment to the NATO alliance. They are ridiculous, frightening thoughts.
Wipers of other people's bottoms!

Philippines Wins World Court Case Over South China Sea Islands, China Responds, ‘Sez Who?’

So, what are the Foreigns up to this morning, aside from getting exercise outside by catching all the Pokémons? Oh, just defying international court decisions like a common George W. Bush, OK, fine, wait, what? Turns out that earlier today...

North Korea Knows A Sexy Tyrant Daddy When It Sees One, Gets It Up For Donald Trump

North Korea likes that sexy tyrant daddy Donald Trump
The crazy candidate lady Mary Lou is on the left, next to Ted Cruz's insane father.

Now Texas Schoolkids Will NEVER Learn What A Coked-Up Gay Whore Obama Is, Unfair!

Crazy lady Mary Lou Bruner loses her Texas state school board runoff. Now the kids will never learn THE REAL TRUTH.
Everybody must get stoned

Sexxxy Richard Branson Says UN Should Drop Drug Policy Of ‘Keep Hitting Yourself’

Richard Branson, famous rich person and repository of some of the world's remaining sexxxiness reserves since the passing of Prince (PBUH), is so MAD, you guys, about the latest United Nations Drug Policy Agreement that just came out. Branson, the billionaire...