Tag: united nations

Donald Trump Finally Right: The World Is Laughing At Us And Our Shithole President

Like America even cares what foreigns think.

♪ It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Prison! ♪ Wonkagenda for Wed., Dec. 27, 2017

Santa Mueller has a present for Paul Manafort, Trump's cabinet is hiding from the press, and Mike Huckabee goes to the movies. Your morning news brief.

Trumps Got Richer … IN LOVE! Just Kidding. Wonkagenda For Tues., Dec. 26, 2017

Trump dumps the UN, Democrats gear up for 2018, and Ivanka's money laundering problem. Your morning news brief.

NUTCRACKERS! Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 22, 2017

Congress averts a shutdown (for now), Miss America is full of assholes, and a special delivery for Papa John.

Killing In The Name Of Keurig. Wonkagenda For Mon., Nov. 13, 2017

How could Hannity just kill a Keurig, Republicans are trying to push the Trump/Ryan tax cut (for the super rich only), and the NSA's hacker problem. Your morning news brief.

Trump’s Nominee For Top WH Environmental Post, Kathleen Hartnett White, Is Dummy

She's utterly unqualified and doesn't know beans about basic science. In other words, prefect for the Trump administration.

We’d Tell Nikki Haley To Go Fuck Herself, But Instead We’ll Just Say Bless Your Fucking Heart

Should we be mad at Nikki Haley for voting 'no' on a UN resolution condemning the death penalty for gay people? Yes, or OH FUCK YES?

Donald Trump Penetrates Deeper And Deeper, Into The Heart … Of Dickness

Luckily, his sons didn't show up to add 'We love shooting you guys's animals!'

Donald Trump Threatens A Little Nuclear War At The UN. But So Presidentially!

Today, Donald Trump finally became president. For at least the morning.

WHY Can’t Donald Trump Have Tanks Rolling Down Pennsylvania Ave. WHYYYYYYY.

He'll have the best parades! And you should see the uniform he's having designed for himself.

Violence Against Hillary Clinton: Is It *Ever* Not Funny, Donald Trump?

Something Something 'only a bit of fun. Your OPEN THREAD!

TRUMPCARE Back From The Dead! Wonkagenda For Monday, Sept. 18, 2017

TrumpCare rides again, Trump's lawyers do a loud dumb-dumb, and the Emmys took a dump on Trump. Your morning news brief!

Wingnut Kelli Ward Gets Sean Hannity’s Endorsement To Murder Jeff Flake (With Votes)

Arizona's Kelli Ward is clearly too crazy to serve in government. Obviously, she has a very good shot at becoming a U.S. Senator.

Trump Wishes He Had A Doomsday Machine. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Aug. 10, 2017

Trump STILL doesn't understand the nuclear triad, James O'Keefe shoots himself (again), and Benghazi's back (again). Your morning news brief!

Nikki Haley All ‘UGH Being UN Ambassador Sucks, I Wanna Watch Fireworks And Drink Lime-A-Ritas!’

BUCK UP, AMBASSADOR HALEY. You have a JOB to do.