Metrosexual Unibrow War
Wednesday, September 20th, 2006
We remember at least reading about manly American politicians — and we’re not talking about Janet Reno. Teddy Roosevelt hunted big game and led his own Cavalry against the wicked Spaniards in Cuba. John F. Kennedy saved his PT-109 crew after the wicked Japanese tore his boat and his back apart — and he could still get busy with the starlettes. Zachary Taylor butchered the wicked Mexicans and American Indians in his long Army career. Even so-called “wimp” George H.W. Bush was a World War II fighter ace — at age 18, no less — who flew 58 combat missions, sunk wicked enemy ships, survived a terrible air battle and spent his last days in the service rescuing other downed pilots.
And then there are the Senate races of today. Rick Santorum’s campaign has its panties in a bunch over alleged Photoshopping of challenger Bob Casey’s youthful unibrow. In response, Casey’s campaign has its thong all twisted over Santorum’s metrosexual beauty salon treatments over the years. See the revolting evidence, after the jump.
We remember at least reading about manly American politicians — and we’re not talking about Janet Reno. Teddy Roosevelt hunted big game and led his own Cavalry against the wicked Spaniards in Cuba. John F. Kennedy saved his PT-109 crew after the wicked Japanese tore his boat and his back apart — and he could still get busy with the starlettes. Zachary Taylor butchered the wicked Mexicans and American Indians in his long Army career. Even so-called “wimp” George H.W. Bush was a World War II fighter ace — at age 18, no less — who flew 58 combat missions, sunk wicked enemy ships, survived a terrible air battle and spent his last days in the service rescuing other downed pilots.
And then there are the Senate races of today. Rick Santorum’s campaign has its panties in a bunch over alleged Photoshopping of challenger Bob Casey’s youthful unibrow. In response, Casey’s campaign has its thong all twisted over Santorum’s metrosexual beauty salon treatments over the years. See the revolting evidence, after the jump.
