Wonkette

Remember 2007? It was so funny, with that Will Ferrell and the little cursing girl, and oh wow that Alanis Morissette singing that one black person’s song, and of course those lovable and hilarious LOLcats. Because Obama’s campaign just loves to plagiarize stuff that used to be funny, his sincere supporters decided to dig up the comedic memory of LOLcats and rape the corpse with a Crazy Little Thing Called Hope. MORE »

Earlier this year, LA scenester, Paris Hilton hanger-on, and occasional lame “fashion designer” Anand Jon was arrested and charged with 32 counts of sexual assault, mostly for raping or trying to rape underaged models. At left, former DNC head and current Clinton campaign head Terry McAuliffe poses with a little boy who supports Mr. Jon, in a photo taken at last month’s Friends of the South Asian American Communities gala in Beverly Hills, a celebration of Indian Independence and giving money to Democrats.

FOSAAC celebrates 60th Independence Day [News Asia]
The Designer Who Liked Models [NYT]

This is the worst PSA ever — now we really want to light up and invade Iraq again. [Copyranter]

On this solemn day a half-dozen years ago, nearly 3,000 people were horribly killed so that Rudy Giuliani could earn a hundred million dollars and run for president of 9/11 and the most corrupt administration in American History could wage endless war around the world that has killed some 700,000 people while finally making energy and defense stocks the solid dividend payers favored by long-term investors. Also, “September the Eleventh” has inspired the most insipid, maudlin kitsch in the history of an already very kitschy nation, along with some truly stomach-turning old-fashioned American Huckersterism.

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The jobs report is in and everyone in America works at a shitty fast food place! So take advantage of the tight market and ask your shift manager for some health insurance, or at least a clean apron.

Will big U.S. job gains raise inflation risks? [MSNBC]

Good news, America — your kid no longer has to go school with the blacks!

The New York Times illustrated the ruling with a handy graphic that we’re pretty sure they’ll be getting a lot of use out of over the next couple years.

In fact, we’ve peeked into the future — and it’s after the jump!

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God help us all, we think he’s trying to make a “joke.” MORE »

Perfect for the newest Cheney’s trips to the beach, chilling at the pool, or field trips to Iraqi prisons!
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We ran across some hilariously frightening photographs today that basically prove Prescott Bush wasn’t just a powerful Senator who funded Hitler’s rise to power and fathered some of the worst people ever born — he was also basically the Dick Cheney to various presidents such as “I Like” Ike Eisenhower, Richard Nixon and probably Bill Clinton, somehow.

Prescott Bush, right, helps President Eisenhower sign the executive order making John Kennedy illegal.

More foto fun, after the jump.

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