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Posts Tagged ‘unfortunate metaphors’

Headlines We Would Prefer Not to See Next Week, Please

Friday, February 17th, 2006

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  • “Celebratory Visitors Flood New Orleans for Mardi Gras”

  • “Cheney Takes Aim at Critics”
  • “Australian TV: Decision to Air New Abu Ghraib Photos Was ‘Pure Torture’”
  • “Cartoon Violence Reaches Acme”

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Remind Us Not to Hit Up the Men’s Warehouse With the Veep Either

Friday, February 17th, 2006

pink_tie.jpgRobin Givhan, the Post’s resident Style Deconstructionist, weighs in on the Vice President’s contrite neckwear: MORE »


An Impassioned Plea for Gun (Metaphor) Control

Tuesday, February 14th, 2006

Check out the headline and lede of this article by Dana Milbank of the Washington Post (who was arrested earlier this morning by Wonkette’s Capitol Fashion Police; but we sent him a Valentine’s Day card to make up for it): MORE »


I Don’t Think Hank Done It This Way

Thursday, February 2nd, 2006

fristcat.jpgThe President visited the Grand Ole Opry yesterday to follow up on some of points made in Tuesday’s speech (we’d like to you know that we handily beat a small child in a footrace just this afternoon as our contribution to the new Competitiveness Initiative). His impromptu remarks took a bit of an unfortunate turn, though: MORE »