Tag: underwear

Take THAT, patriarchy!

Some Chicks Like Granny Panties, And The NYT Is ON IT!

From the august pages of our nation's newspaper of record, which always keeps us apprised of the national zeitgeist -- like how Jeb Bush doesn't eat enough fatty foods for Real Americans to vote for him, and some little...

All Your Christmas Shopping In One Place, Unless You Have To Buy Stuff For Your Stupid Kids

You will have to go elsewhere for your creepy Elmo dolls (in fact, you probably want to just click that Amazon box in the righthand sidebar so that when Amazon forces your local mom and pop store out of...

Romney Firm Too Busy Firing People For Not Being Mormon To Create Those Jobs He Keeps Talking About

What kind of underwear do you have on? Are they magical? No? Outta here! Bain Capital, a job creating powerhouse established by America’s number one job creator Mitt Romney, is being sued by a group of people that claim...

Republican Politician In Louisiana Will Obviously Not Resign For *His* Underwear Picture Sext

Anthony Weiner was a prominent weiner who was always on cable teevee with the Democratic Talking Points, so when he repeatedly sexted his boner to every gal on Twitter, he had to resign. But Republicans never resign for this...

Photos: Looks Like Bin Laden Was Shot While In His Underwear

Hey everyone! James Inhofe got to see the bin Laden photos! James Inhofe got to see the bin Laden photos! Ooh! James Inhofe got to see the bin Laden photos! His beard this time was a little bit shorter and...

Underwear Made of Old Corn-Syrup Candy To Be Paraded On TeeVee

Did any good political news appear in your editor's inbox this afternoon? Oh here's something that looks very relevant: The manufacturer of a brand of hard corn-syrup candies has arranged for samples of this item to be glued to...

Arizona Sheriff Guy Excitedly Hands ‘Pink Underwear’ To Sarah Palin

You know, like at all meetings of great minds. (We don't want to click on this "Twitpic" either.)

David Vitter Now Pooping In Ladies’ Underwear

Louisiana sex creep David "Diaperman" Vitter is known for one thing, and one thing only: Hiring hookers and then making those hookers put adult diapers on him, so he can poop in the diapers, for sex kicks. He has...

Levi Johnston To Pose Nearly Nude For Gay Website

Sarah Palin's least-favorite almost-son-in-law Levi Johnston will not vanish from the public eye, ever! He's doing a photoshoot with a website called Playgirl, which, despite its gender specific name, is actually a site for gay men who like to...

Now Everybody Will Be Smuggling Mild Pain Relievers In Their Underwear, Due To SCOTUS Decision

Just a few months ago, the world watched with mouths agape as the assorted gentlemen of the Supreme Court tittered over a case involving a 13-year-old girl who'd been strip searched at school. The kid was accused by a...