Tag Archives: underwear

  give us all your moneys

All Your Christmas Shopping In One Place, Unless You Have To Buy Stuff For Your Stupid Kids

You will have to go elsewhere for your creepy Elmo dolls (in fact, you probably want to just click that Amazon box in the righthand sidebar so that when Amazon forces your local mom and pop store out of business, at least your local mom and pop website gets a cut). We we do not have a single item for your stupid kids. What do we have? Hats, coffee cups, gift wrap, some other stuff, some more other stuff, and scary underwear. Read more on All Your Christmas Shopping In One Place, Unless You Have To Buy Stuff For Your Stupid Kids…
  The Pain In Bain

Romney Firm Too Busy Firing People For Not Being Mormon To Create Those Jobs He Keeps Talking About

What kind of underwear do you have on? Are they magical? No? Outta here! Bain Capital, a job creating powerhouse established by America’s number one job creator Mitt Romney, is being sued by a group of people that claim they were fired for not being part of the Mormon church (LDS). This rogue group of secular sweat hogs were threatening the very foundation of ethics and morals Bain was built on. It was time to call out Romney Rooter and snake out these infiltrators of normalcy and make sure that the pains in Bain go mainly down the drain. Read more on Romney Firm Too Busy Firing People For Not Being Mormon To Create Those Jobs He Keeps Talking About…
  double dildo standards

Republican Politician In Louisiana Will Obviously Not Resign For *His* Underwear Picture Sext

Anthony Weiner was a prominent weiner who was always on cable teevee with the Democratic Talking Points, so when he repeatedly sexted his boner to every gal on Twitter, he had to resign. But Republicans never resign for this kind of thing, which is why some Republican jerkwad city councilman in Louisiana who cheats on his wife by banging some city employee lady will never resign for sending pictures of his fatness draped in a wifebeater t-shirt to his lady sext pal. Read more on Republican Politician In Louisiana Will Obviously Not Resign For *His* Underwear Picture Sext…
  less than meghan mccain

Photos: Looks Like Bin Laden Was Shot While In His Underwear

Hey everyone! James Inhofe got to see the bin Laden photos! James Inhofe got to see the bin Laden photos! Ooh! James Inhofe got to see the bin Laden photos! His beard this time was a little bit shorter and it was more salt-and-pepper. You could tell it’s probably the actual color of the beard. Now, what he was dressed in, some of these were just headshots so you only had the head shot. Only two of them showed that he was partially, I would say you would call underwear on, that was about it. Read more on Photos: Looks Like Bin Laden Was Shot While In His Underwear…
  wonkette underwear candy news

Underwear Made of Old Corn-Syrup Candy To Be Paraded On TeeVee

Did any good political news appear in your editor’s inbox this afternoon? Oh here’s something that looks very relevant: The manufacturer of a brand of hard corn-syrup candies has arranged for samples of this item to be glued to an underwear model, for display on a television network tonight. We know for sure this famous New York publicity firm meant for us to have this information, because the email was sent specifically to your editor’s work email, at Wonkette. Old candy stuck on some sweaty model’s butt, this sounds very compelling! Read more on Underwear Made of Old Corn-Syrup Candy To Be Paraded On TeeVee…
  revenge of diaperman

David Vitter Now Pooping In Ladies’ Underwear

Louisiana sex creep David “Diaperman” Vitter is known for one thing, and one thing only: Hiring hookers and then making those hookers put adult diapers on him, so he can poop in the diapers, for sex kicks. He has been caught employing prostitutes at least twice, in New Orleans and in Washington DC — his number found in the client phone records of the since-suicided “DC Madam,” in the latter case. He is a gross scumbag and a human joke, and guess where serious Congressional Journalistic Institution Roll Call found him fondling ladies’ lingerie and looking “a bit lost,” because he was about to spurt/poop? Read more on David Vitter Now Pooping In Ladies’ Underwear…
  wasilla pride

Levi Johnston To Pose Nearly Nude For Gay Website

Sarah Palin’s least-favorite almost-son-in-law Levi Johnston will not vanish from the public eye, ever! He’s doing a photoshoot with a website called Playgirl, which, despite its gender specific name, is actually a site for gay men who like to look at photographs of other men, naked. There is nothing wrong with this! And, you know, we are pretty happy that of the two unlikely Wasilla-based media sensations of September 2008, Sarah Palin is now an unemployed twitterer and Levi Johnston is the celebrity (?) of September 2009. Who could’ve predicted it? [Gawker/Violet Blue/The Sword] Read more on Levi Johnston To Pose Nearly Nude For Gay Website…
  hot new trends

Now Everybody Will Be Smuggling Mild Pain Relievers In Their Underwear, Due To SCOTUS Decision

Just a few months ago, the world watched with mouths agape as the assorted gentlemen of the Supreme Court tittered over a case involving a 13-year-old girl who’d been strip searched at school. The kid was accused by a fellow student (Curveball?) of handing out prescription-strength ibuprofen to her peers, and when school officials couldn’t find it in her backpack they made her demonstrate it was not in her bra or panties. Pretty fucked up, right? Read more on Now Everybody Will Be Smuggling Mild Pain Relievers In Their Underwear, Due To SCOTUS Decision…
 

AMBER ALERT: Ron Paul Supporter Has Kidnapped A Girl!

Dear Ron Paul Supporter Who Apparently Kidnapped a Girl So He Could Videotape Her Wearing Ron Paul Undergarments: Do not hurt her. Please let her go. This is probably the first time you’ve ever done anything like this, and you’re white and probably have an okay job in tech support, so there’s a good chance you’ll get out of prison in three to five. Ron Paul Girl [via Crackpot Press] Read more on AMBER ALERT: Ron Paul Supporter Has Kidnapped A Girl!…
 

It’s Monday, we’re hungover, you’re hungover, so here are some pictures of young DCenesters in their underwear. We’ll get to the substantive stuff later. [BYT]
 

Wonkette Party Crash: Garutachi Underwear Dance Night

Why should New York get all the fun of alternatively laughing at and lusting after barely dressed coked-out hip kids? That was the question posed by the good people at Garutachi, an indie dance party frequented by people who look better but have significantly worse judgment than you. Last weekend, they threw an underwear party, offering free Sparks to anyone bold enough to strip down on their way in. Gawker’s own Nikola Tamindzic was in town, and he was kind enough to stop by the party and take a couple pictures. His own NSFW gallery is available here. Our gallery, with the usual snide remarks, is below. We would’ve gone to it ourselves, but we were busy that night sitting at home with a bottle of rye. Read more on Wonkette Party Crash: Garutachi Underwear Dance Night…
 

World Spared Horror of Bush & Blair Dancing In Their Underwear

Europeans can’t get enough of stupid puppet shows or billboards portraying Bush and Blair as sex weirdos sodomizing each other with Queen Elizabeth’s bones, but an Italian opera company has finally shown some restraint. Read more on World Spared Horror of Bush & Blair Dancing In Their Underwear…
 

MORE THAN YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT NEW YORK TIMES COLUMNISTS, COURTESY GREG PALAST

Oy. “I wring them out as absolutely tight as I can,” said Krugman, “and by the morning they’re just a little damp but you can still wear them.” I had a different technique for stretching the supply of underwear on book tours: Wear them into the shower or, in a pinch, turn them inside out. “There’s one guy that has a clean pair Fed-Ex’d to him every day and he puts the dirty ones in a return envelope.” The “guy,” of course, had to be Thomas Friedman. Read more on MORE THAN YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT NEW YORK TIMES COLUMNISTS, COURTESY GREG PALAST…