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Certainly You Assumed Sharron Angle Likes The U.N., But You Were Wrong
Sharron Angle was forced to speak words yesterday, as she has yet to come up with the brilliant idea to have her campaign say she has a throat infection that makes her mute for the next few months. “The United Nations resides on our soil and costs us money. We are — I don’t see [...]
Fragonard is America’s New Norman Rockwell
Now that Michelle Antoinette is officially Spain’s hottest monarch, her husband King Obama XIV is spending all his cash on lavish Rococo pursuits like sex swings and “health care.” Luckily, the Reign Of Terror is coming back soon, so it’s all good. [The Telegraph] Erick Erickson loves guns so much he would literally murder Bambi’s [...]
Remembering Our Fallen Week: Reading the Bones
The culture industry absorbed the potentially-mentally-ill candidate Basil Marceaux into its oily cogs. Now that Basil is just another big wig, who will stand up against America’s #1 enemy, gold-fringed flags? Dr. Rand Paul prescribed emergency circumcisions for all of Kentucky’s mountaintops. The United Nations’ creeping tendrils wormed their way into Denver, Colorado, where Gubernatorial [...]
Orly Taitz Thinks UN Can/Will Protect Her
Queen Birther and international lawyer-dentist Orly Taitz has asked the United Nations Human Rights Council to protect her. We know that she is in hiding from other mean lawyers because she issued a press release, about how she is hiding. It comes under the name of “Dr. Jonathan Levy,” supposedly her lawyer, even though she [...]
Britain And France Are Going To Just Be HONEST And Tell Iran That They Know Its Nuclear Secrets
Hey Britain and France, whatcha up to today? OH NOTHING just accusing Iran of having the most secret and evil nuclear facility ever before the G20. There is also this Thai place in downtown Pittsburgh that we have been meaning to try. [New York Times] Najibullah Zazi is probably the most self-realized terrorist the U.S. [...]
Kadhafi/Gadhafi/Qaddifi/Gaddafi/Kaddafi/Kadafi Goes Nuts At UN
Libyan President Whatever-the-hell delivered a real barnburner at the United Nations today, in his first speech to the General Assembly. Here he is being like, “Little known fact about the Taliban: they’re pretty great!” In his allotted 15 minutes — which somehow became 60-plus minutes — he also demanded $7.7 trillion in reparations from the [...]
Bill Clinton Being Sent To Austrian Transsexual Festivals, Haiti, and Pretty Much Anywhere That’s Not DC
After a frightening round of campaigning in nearby Virginia, Bill Clinton has been given a long list of weird destinations, in hopes he will “keep busy” for the next eight years, far from polite Washington society. First came word of his appointment as special UN envoy to Haiti, which is known for its lack of [...]
Media Standoff! Press (Almost) Boycotts Sarah Palin At The U.N.
That gal with the lipstick is going to meet with Important World Leaders at the UN today, so naturally the McCain campaign did not want any reporters anywhere near that disaster. They said, “OK all you press organizations can get together and decide on ONE cameraperson to record the beginning of these meetings, before Sarah [...]
George Clooney Named U.N. ‘Messenger of Peace’
Someone Tell the UN Spider Man Isn’t Real
WMD Finally Found, In New York, Inside United Nations HQ
Christmas Apocalypse Now
Daily Briefing: No Representation Without Mormonization
John Bolton to Return to His First Love, Hanging Around High Schools During Cheerleader Practice
Dingbat Inhofe Bravely Saves Kids From Brainwashing
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