Tag: un

Obama Confirms There Is No Point To Our War In Libya

President Obama is spending these crucial first days of the War in Libya tending to his flocks of alpacas in the mountains of South America, so it's understandable that it's taken him days to notify Congress he is blowing...

U.S. About To Lose Another War

Why are our war planes shootin' up Libya right now? Just because we hadn't done it in a while? Who knows! Does the U.S. want Gaddafi out of power? Russia and China seem to think so. Gaddafi's compound was...

Glenn Beck: Wisconsin Unions Want a UN Caliphate, Or Something

OMG, you guys, Glenn Beck loves the nation-state so much. It is his favorite kind of world order. But according to his latest airtight theory, the United Nations, Wisconsin protestors, and Muslim Brotherhood are all in communication with each...

U.S., Other Sharia-Based Countries Destroying Israel With UN

The Obama administration is trying very hard at the moment to not have to call the Israeli settlements in Palestine illegal. Oh, diplomacy, you're so silly. In order to do so, the U.S. has tried to make a deal...

AFA’s Bryan Fischer: ‘Obama Wants To Give America Back To the Indians’

The American Family Association's Bryan Fischer writes about important religious issues, so of course his attention today has turned to the heathen American Indians who were righteously defeated by the kind, ethical, Christian cowboys. American presidents have traditionally been...

John Bolton Has An Opinon About Wikileaks: Barack Obama Sucks

Have you been waiting and waiting for former UN ambassador/UN hater John Bolton to chime in with some wingnut bullshit regarding WikiLeaks? Well, the God of America heard your prayers! (American God did not, however, hear all your other...

The UN Wants Your Guns So It Can Kill You With Them, For Irony

The most powerful branch of the U.S. government, the UN, is going to take away all your guns and force all Americans to dip their fries in disgusting mayonnaise like a common Belgian. At least America still has the...

Certainly You Assumed Sharron Angle Likes The U.N., But You Were Wrong

Sharron Angle was forced to speak words yesterday, as she has yet to come up with the brilliant idea to have her campaign say she has a throat infection that makes her mute for the next few months. "The...

Fragonard is America’s New Norman Rockwell

Now that Michelle Antoinette is officially Spain's hottest monarch, her husband King Obama XIV is spending all his cash on lavish Rococo pursuits like sex swings and "health care." Luckily, the Reign Of Terror is coming back soon, so...

Remembering Our Fallen Week: Reading the Bones

The culture industry absorbed the potentially-mentally-ill candidate Basil Marceaux into its oily cogs. Now that Basil is just another big wig, who will stand up against America’s #1 enemy, gold-fringed flags? Dr. Rand Paul prescribed emergency circumcisions for all...

Orly Taitz Thinks UN Can/Will Protect Her

Queen Birther and international lawyer-dentist Orly Taitz has asked the United Nations Human Rights Council to protect her. We know that she is in hiding from other mean lawyers because she issued a press release, about how she is...

Britain And France Are Going To Just Be HONEST And Tell Iran That They Know Its Nuclear Secrets

Hey Britain and France, whatcha up to today? OH NOTHING just accusing Iran of having the most secret and evil nuclear facility ever before the G20. There is also this Thai place in downtown Pittsburgh that we have been...

Kadhafi/Gadhafi/Qaddifi/Gaddafi/Kaddafi/Kadafi Goes Nuts At UN

Libyan President Whatever-the-hell delivered a real barnburner at the United Nations today, in his first speech to the General Assembly. Here he is being like, "Little known fact about the Taliban: they're pretty great!" In his allotted 15 minutes...

Bill Clinton Being Sent To Austrian Transsexual Festivals, Haiti, and Pretty Much Anywhere That’s Not DC

After a frightening round of campaigning in nearby Virginia, Bill Clinton has been given a long list of weird destinations, in hopes he will "keep busy" for the next eight years, far from polite Washington society. First came word...

Media Standoff! Press (Almost) Boycotts Sarah Palin At The U.N.

That gal with the lipstick is going to meet with Important World Leaders at the UN today, so naturally the McCain campaign did not want any reporters anywhere near that disaster. They said, "OK all you press organizations can...