Hannity tries to splain his bromance with Michael Cohen, Trump strangles his Russian sanctions in their crib, and Ryan Zinke is a commander of geology! Your morning news brief.
WITCH HUNT! ATTORNEY CLIENT PRIVILEGE IS DEAD! FOAM FOAM RABID BAT FOAM!
Conor Lamb wins, Dems release their MINORITY REPORT, and Antifa Space Soldiers!
House Republicans rush to judgment, Rex Tillerson YOU'RE FIRED, and the UK is ready to lock and load. Your morning news brief.
There were many good newses that we couldn't get to this year.
Trump dumps the UN, Democrats gear up for 2018, and Ivanka's money laundering problem. Your morning news brief.
GOD BLESS US, EVERYONE.
Congress passes on funding CHIP and the government, and Devin Nunes rides again. Your morning news brief.
Republican tax fuckery lurches forward, Trump quietly scrapping safety regulations, and net neutrality shenanigans. Your morning news brief.
Everyone is pissseed at Al Franken, Democrats get high hopes, AND MORE!
How could Hannity just kill a Keurig, Republicans are trying to push the Trump/Ryan tax cut (for the super rich only), and the NSA's hacker problem. Your morning news brief.
Luckily, his sons didn't show up to add 'We love shooting you guys's animals!'
Trump goes to the UN, Son of Zombie TrumpCare lurches forward, and Hillary Clinton has some advice. Your morning news brief.
Trump tries to mean-tweet DACA, Congress doubles-down on Trump-Russia, and Obama wrote to Trump, but it had big words in it, so.
Trump STILL doesn't understand the nuclear triad, James O'Keefe shoots himself (again), and Benghazi's back (again). Your morning news brief!
Donald Trump Jr. kind of admits a crime, TrumpCare still won't flush, and the GOP wants MORE guns in DC. Your morning news brief.