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John Edwards Dons Spandex, Braves Crowds of Bloodthirty Iowans

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007

We're big men having big fun! - WonketteJohn Edwards joined Lance Armstrong for some sort of bicycle race across Iowa today. Edwards was the only candidate to accept Armstrong’s invitation to ride in the Register’s Annual Great Bicycle Race Across Iowa (or RAGBRAI), because the rest of them are too old or too scared of the thousands of dangerous amateur cyclists looking to run down a celebrity or politician. MORE »