Violent English pixie Lily Allen apparently called our president a “F****** C***,” which is cockney rhyming slang for “lucky grunt,” a common British term of affection. [Lily's Bush Outburst [MTV]

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Now that Reagan’s finally dead, GOP candidates need to the seek the magical blessing of other Sainted conservatives who aren’t related to Bush in any way. So they’re trekking over to Merrie Olde England to shake hands with the walking corpse of Maggie Thatcher. MORE »

Your guest editor is probably the only Wonkette affiliate with an unabashed love of the zany antics politicians are always getting up to over in Merrie Olde Englande. Since it’s going to be another hour or so before anyone who can stop us will be coming online, we give you: The Case Of The Chain-Smoking MP. MORE »

Best British Prime Minister ever Tony Blair resigned today, leaving Number 10 Downing Street as the single most beloved Briton the world has known since charming, irascible drunk Arthur. MORE »

Little fuss??? It’s apparently transformed their army into a bunch of butch dykes and bizarrely anachronistic Edwardian fops! MORE »

After 10 weird and ultimately pathetic years, UK Prime Minister Tony Blair is stepping down. Like his role model, Mick Jagger, Blair is the ultimate sellout and opportunist. He never even cared about which party he might join — only that he would somehow become prime minister. This explains how he was Bill Clinton’s “Third Way” BFF until George W. Bush squirmed into the White House, at which point Blair immediately turned into dingbat neocon.

Let’s give Tony a nice big “Good Riddance to Bad Rubbish,” after the jump.

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The Queen of England is still here, trying to surreptitiously take back the US for the British Empire under cover of darkness in a backroom deal with Dick Cheney, the Church of Scientology, a number of Freemasons, and Hitler’s brain. MORE »

While we lame Americans are sitting around waiting for the other shoe to drop on this whole Dusty Foggo/Randy Cunningham/whores, whores, whores situation, our mother country, jolly old England, is showing us how it’s done. Alan Burkitt, a “councillor” (which we think is like being a city council member or state legislator or something like that) just pled guilty to charges arising from the following events: MORE »

Beloved Bush lackey Tony Blair is pulling 1,500 troops from Iraq. MORE »

If you’ve read this blog so long that you have come loathe our political class and are ready to say “Fuck America,” we offer this item to say, “No, not fuck America.” MORE »