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Inside The Collapse Of The New Yorker’s Inside The Collapse Of The New Republic

We haven't had much -- or anything? -- to say about the mass hissyfit at The New Republic, because, honestly, how could we care? But that was before we read Ryan Lizza's Inside the Collapse of The New Republic...

America Stuck With All These Guy Fawkes Masks, We Guess

As this photo from our #OWS correspondent KenLayIsAlive makes clear, the guys with the Guy Fawkes masks are well represented at Occupy Wall Street and many other Protest Occupations around the country. The cultural trajectory of this mask is...

Here Is Your Wonkette Refuge From the 9/11/11 Internet Madness

We did not want to post anything, on this Day of Dread when we are supposed to forget about the awful industrial savagery and Crushed Freedumbs of the past decade, but you nice people keep sending us "tips" asking...

Alabama Politician Inadvertently Exposes Nick Saban’s Lameness

Nick Saban has won a lot of "football," according to Wikipedia, and that is why every Alabama politician lusts after The Nick Saban Endorsement, because it is some sort of football sports analogy for something really great that is...

Massage Lady Accuses Al Gore of Sex Groping, In Portland Hotel, In 2006

Really? Did Al Gore try to get some 54-year-old masseuse gal to massage his dingus at a Portland hotel where he was staying to give a Climate Change speech, and when the woman showed no interest did he then...

All of America Captured In Single Photograph

Wonkette operative "Lily E." was just driving around the outskirts of Madison, Virginia, this weekend when she was compelled to snap this picture of America 2010. It's all there, everything. Everything.

Happy 50th Day of the BP Oil Spill, Everybody!

Today's Dirty Dozen American Primary Election is also the Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill's 50th Day. Did you get BP a present? It's a testament to the constant spastic churn of the news cycle that this oil disaster already...

Helen Thomas, ‘White House Crone,’ Resigns

Every now and then, the New York Post shows a hint of its acidic headline genius of yore. This isn't it, exactly, but the underused word "crone" is perfectly illustrated by a batty old lady cackling weirdly about sending...

Blanche Lincoln’s Top Ten Sexy Senate Secrets

Who is Blanche Lincoln? That's the question the editors of the U.S. News & World Report website are asking on this post-MTV awards day, and we can't help wonder, too: Who is Blanche Lincoln? Who is she, and what...

Wingnuts Make Hilarious April Fools Joke About Putting Pictures of Negroes On Their Website

Ha ha, April Fools, look what this wacky conservative wingtard webzine did for today's unfunny celebration of banal hate disguised as Jokes: "here will be a few changes to the site. The pictures at the top will be replaced...

Sarah Palin’s Name To Be Put On New Book

The grifter is a busy bee this week: "The as-yet untitled book by Palin, widely considered to be weighing a run for U.S. president, will feature selections of readings that have inspired her and portraits of people she admires."...

Whatever This Is, America Must Be Bombed For It

Teabagger Final Fantasy? The "Once More, With Feeling" episode of John Adams nobody noticed at the time, due to not watching it? We have no idea, but if Naked Scott Brown is not tarred and feathered and videotaped being...

Decade of Feces: Top 100 Moments of the 2000s

Whoa hey is it almost the 2010s? And here I am still writing "Fuck the Pope" on my checks. Well, let's start the first of a Very Long Series of special "year ender" journamalism features of the kind you...

Horrible New ‘Children’s Book’ Features Sarah Palin As Dildo Monster

Here's a great War On Xmas gift for that kid on your list who cannot read and will never need those fancy elitism skills, anyway: a shitty "children's book" about how Sarah Palin and her sack of dildos saves...

Happy 2008 Republican National Convention Anniversary

You know what your Wonkette was doing one year ago, exactly? We were in St. Paul, watching the first of Sarah Palin's national scandals unfold. So fun! Plus, there was a hurricane, to kill more poor and/or black people...

A Children’s Treasury Of Endlessly Quotable Quotes From Blagojevich’s New Book

Book publishing and sociopathy collide in a BIG WAY this morning, as America is treated to its first glimpses of The Governor, the upcoming kunstlerroman from foul-mouthed ex-Monkee Rod Blagojevich. There is so much to love about this book...