Tag: U.S. Senate

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BULLET DODGED

Disaster averted for now. One disaster, at least.

Team Trump Tells Lisa Murkowski To Rub The Repeal On Obamacare, Or Alaska Gets The Hose

Oh, look. Now the government is running like a protection racket.

Here’s The Skinny On Republicans’ Bullshit ‘Skinny Repeal’

The 'skinny repeal' is every bit as awful as all the other attempts to kill Obamacare. Who'd have guessed?

Weird How All These Republicans Want To Do S&M To Lisa Murkowski!

Lisa, come sit with us instead.

Senate Obamacare Repeal Now At ‘Confused Clusterfuck’ Stage

The Senate is moving forward at great speed on... something.

We’d Pour One Out For Obamacare, But We Need To Drink It Instead

This fight isn't over. Have a cry and a good stiff drink and let's stop this thing.

Senate About To Vote On Obamacare Repeal With Literally No Idea What They’re Voting On

We're at the brink of a precipice, and the Republicans are ready to take a big step forward.

HEY! THIS IS NO TIME TO GET RELAXED ABOUT TRUMPCARE! READ THIS NOW!

This heinous fuckery will not stand, man. GET ACTIVE.

Senate Parliamentarian Ruling Would Kill Off Trumpcare For Good, In Any World Where Pigs Don’t Fly

Another roadblock to repealing the Affordable Care Act? Too bad Republicans stopped believing in roads long ago.

Trumpcare Not Dead Yet, Says It’s Feeling Better

Best to take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Donald Trump Makes Healthcare Words, But All The Words Are ‘Garp?’

Somebody really needs to break it to Donald Trump: repealing Obamacare is mostly dead, and he's no Miracle Max.

This Is Not Good News For John McCain

Well, shit. Nobody should ever have to face cancer.

Trump Begs GOP Senators At Obamacare Repeal Lunch To Please Eat Their Shit Sandwiches

Donald Trump's giving Senate Republicans a pep talk on healthcare. Sad. Low energy.

Trump Declares FLAWLESS VICTORY Over Obamacare, Which Very Rudely Refuses To Die

Boy, this ACA repeal, I don't know.

Master-Dealmaker Trump Loses Healthcare Negotiations To REPUBLICANS. Let’s Watch! :D

Donald Trump was completely surprised the Senate's ACA repeal collapsed. Then again, he's surprised when he gets an extra scoop of ice cream.