Tag: U.S. Senate

Senate Will Save Obamacare From Oh Who The Fuck Are We Kidding

Bipartisan compromise? Keep an eye out for flying pigs!

Donald Trump Ends Obamacare Subsidies, Because The Patient Just Refused To Die

We're getting really tired of waking up to news of another mass killing -- this time by the president of the United States.

Does Obamacare Cover Republicans’ Addiction To Trying To Kill Obamacare?

Is there any bill Republicans won't use as a vehicle to repeal Obamacare? So far, the ones naming post offices are safe. Oh, damn.

GOP Too Busy Trying To Kill Healthcare For Millions, So It Forgot To Renew Healthcare For Kids

Oh, the children? They actually FORGOT ABOUT the children.

Why Don’t These Rude People With Disabilities Just Let Graham-Cassidy Kill Them Quietly?

Now we just need Trump to call wheelchair users sons of bitches...

Graham-Cassidy Obamacare Repeal Trying To Appeal To Ted Cruz Now. That Can’t Be Good!

Maybe if they promise to count coal mining and drilling for oil as healthcare benefits...

How Likely Is Your Congress To Kill You Today? It’s A Toss-Up!

Time to sink this Shitshowboat.
Just gonna make America great again here

Help Obamacare, Jimmy Kimmel, You’re Our Only Hope!

This Graham-Cassidy Obamacare repeal is the worst one yet. Help make it so IT SHALL NOT PASS.

Fucking Obamacare Repeal WON’T STAY DEAD

Yes, they're at it again. We need to kill this damned thing for good.

Wonkette Would NEVER Cover NJ Senator Bob Menendez’s Bribery Trial If He Were A Democrat!

It's nice to have friends with lots of money. You may want to be careful about that if you're in the Senate, though.

Kamala Harris Jumps Aboard The Single Payer Train

Hey! Good senator backing a good idea! We like it.

Wingnut Kelli Ward Gets Sean Hannity’s Endorsement To Murder Jeff Flake (With Votes)

Arizona's Kelli Ward is clearly too crazy to serve in government. Obviously, she has a very good shot at becoming a U.S. Senator.
Not a scientist

BULLET DODGED

Disaster averted for now. One disaster, at least.