Tag: U.S. Senate

Want To Make Trump So Sad? Sign Up For Obamacare Starting Tomorrow!

With the first ACA enrollment under Trump starting tomorrow, things look bad, but not horrible. Mostly.

Jeff Flake: Fuck YOU, Fuck YOU, Fuck YOU, Fuck TRUMP, Bob Corker’s Cool, I’m Out

Arizona Senator Jeff Flake is out, but he's not flaking out

Senate Republicans Pass Super-Fucked Budget. Just So You Know.

Republicans have decided we need millionaires a hell of a lot more than we need old people.

Beloved Wise President Donald Trump Could PROBABLY Save Nation With Alexander-Murray Healthcare Bill!

A bipartisan compromise is not out of reach, just as long as Donald Trump decides it was his idea all along.

Senate Will Save Obamacare From Oh Who The Fuck Are We Kidding

Bipartisan compromise? Keep an eye out for flying pigs!

Donald Trump Ends Obamacare Subsidies, Because The Patient Just Refused To Die

We're getting really tired of waking up to news of another mass killing -- this time by the president of the United States.

Does Obamacare Cover Republicans’ Addiction To Trying To Kill Obamacare?

Is there any bill Republicans won't use as a vehicle to repeal Obamacare? So far, the ones naming post offices are safe. Oh, damn.

GOP Too Busy Trying To Kill Healthcare For Millions, So It Forgot To Renew Healthcare For Kids

Oh, the children? They actually FORGOT ABOUT the children.

Why Don’t These Rude People With Disabilities Just Let Graham-Cassidy Kill Them Quietly?

Now we just need Trump to call wheelchair users sons of bitches...

Graham-Cassidy Obamacare Repeal Trying To Appeal To Ted Cruz Now. That Can’t Be Good!

Maybe if they promise to count coal mining and drilling for oil as healthcare benefits...

How Likely Is Your Congress To Kill You Today? It’s A Toss-Up!

Time to sink this Shitshowboat.
Just gonna make America great again here

Help Obamacare, Jimmy Kimmel, You’re Our Only Hope!

This Graham-Cassidy Obamacare repeal is the worst one yet. Help make it so IT SHALL NOT PASS.

Fucking Obamacare Repeal WON’T STAY DEAD

Yes, they're at it again. We need to kill this damned thing for good.

Wonkette Would NEVER Cover NJ Senator Bob Menendez’s Bribery Trial If He Were A Democrat!

It's nice to have friends with lots of money. You may want to be careful about that if you're in the Senate, though.