Tag: u.s. military

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Donald Trump 90% Wrong At Commander-In-Chief Forum, Exceeds Expectations

Donald Trump dumped out even more concentrated stupid than usual at MSNBC's 'Commander-in-Chief Forum' Wednesday. But he didn't scream, so maybe he looked presidential.
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Hindu Witch Lady Terrorizes Innocent Christians At Air Force Dental Clinic

  As we all know, the United States military is an all-evangelical Christian fighting force that's been under attack as of late, mostly by the homosexuals and the transgenders being allowed to do their gay-gender diddles in foxholes next to...

2014: The Year All Rape Ended Forever Because It Never Existed Obviously

In the early days of 2014, the world was a simpler, happier place. Bill Cosby was still a kindly, grandfatherly funnyman and not a horrible monster rapist, and we all enjoyed playfully teasing him about his sweaters and Jell-O...
I'm old, I don't need to make sense

Jim Inhofe Maybe OK With Fighting Ebola Now, Maybe

Wingnuts who think it's just crazy for Barack Hussein Obama to send U.S. troops to Africa to fight Ebola -- don't be silly, you can't shoot a virus! -- have themselves a new hero in Oklahoma Sen. James Inhofe....

Bill O’Reilly Not Sure Who Runs U.S. Military, Maybe Moon Monsters?

Good god, this is what we get for having already posted something early-ish about the collective negative IQ of the radioactive mutant cow chips employed at Fox News and then figuring we were done hearing about them for the...

Happy End To The Eternal Iraq War That Is Not Really Ending

Oh, Barack Obama announced the war in Iraq is finally over, apparently? Sure! We needed some good news after reading that today was actually the End of the World also, again, also. But mysteriously, it doesn't feel quite as...

Christine O’Donnell Contradicts Position On Female Warriors

Sure, Christine O'Donnell thinks the females of Middle Earth are a vital part of military action. But what about for less important fighting forces, such as the U.S. military? "By integrating women into particularly military institutes, it cripples the...