Tag: tyranny

Joe Walsh Only Fingering His ‘Musket’ Because Thomas Jefferson Told Him To

Sometimes a call to arms is not a call to arms. Or maybe it is.
Also not allowed to ask where she concealed that.

Missouri Rescues Second Amendment From Tyranny Of So-Called Concealed Carry ‘Permits’

Missouri's very easy process for concealed-carry permits was oppressive, so there's no need for a permit at all. Have at it, folks!
Why's everybody always picking on him? He's a winner!

Tyrant Barack Obama Warns Trump Is The Real Deal

President Obama's speech at the DNC Wednesday offered some thoughts on who the un-American candidate in this election is. It's the guy who has a list of demands, not policy proposals.

Night One Of Republican National Convention Unleashed Some Deeply Insane, Disturbing Psychosis

Still processing Night One of the Republican National Convention in the Cleve? The shrieking and the wailing? The general unhingedness? The repetition of lies that were debunked (and then repeated, naturally) by the Republican members of the House? The...
When your only tool is a GE M134 Minigun, every problem looks like confetti

Who Does Leading Gun Humper Larry Pratt Want To Murder With Guns This Week?

Surprise, it is elected officials!
What about Glenn Beck's future, huh?

Glenn Beck Forgot To Tell People ‘Don’t Assassinate Donald Trump,’ And Now He Is Suspended :(

Glenn Beck has been suspended for a whole week from SiriusXM after a purely speculative conversation about whether Donald Trump should be assassinated. Huh.

Hawaii Gonna Grab All Your Guns And Put Them In FEMA Camps

The beautiful island state of Hawaii may be the first state to put gun owners in a FEDERAL DATABASE...just like common car drivers.
Soon we can get back to insurance industry death panels the way Thomas Jefferson intended

House Lawsuit Makes Obamacare Worse, Just Like They Wanted. Hooray!

A federal judge ruled Thursday to kill Obama with fire, or at least shine a really warm light bulb on part of it.
This copy of the Constitution came in a box of cereal

Cliven Bundy Lawsuit Against Obama Demands $50 Million, Get Out Of Jail Free Card, And A Pony

Cliven Bundy has filed a massively stupid lawsuit against President Obama, Sen. Harry Reid, and the federal judge in his criminal case. It's good for some laughs if nothing else.

Is That A Dick In Michele Fiore’s Cop Boyfriend’s Pocket, Or Is He Going To Shoot Her?

Our favorite Nevada lawmaker loves the Men in Blue very literally, and would only point a gun at terrorist federal agents.
The Gun Is Good

Some Might Call It Suicide By Cop. Idiot Nevada Lawmaker Michele Fiore Calls It ‘Liberty’

Nevada Assemblywoman, congressional candidate, and all around gunstrumpet Michele Fiore has been thinking long and hard about what freedom means, and what freedom means to her is apparently the inalienable right to get yourself blown away by cops if...

Wingnuts Agree: Obama Murdered Scalia Just Like He Murdered Breitbart And America

Well, that didn't take long. Within hours of Saturday's death of Antonin Scalia, the Wingnuttosphere was having a fine old time explaining it's UNPOSSIBLE for a 79-year-old Supreme Court justice to die of natural causes, because Reasons. There has...
What if...anime gun girls cause gun horror stories?

2015’s Most Responsible Gun Owners: We’ve Got The Whole Year In Our Cold, Dead Hands

America loves its guns, almost as much as it loves its Constitution, which consists wholly of the Second Amendment (and only the second clause of that amendment, of course). It's the best possible America in the whole world, except...
What what, in the butt.

Pat Robertson Wishes The Homosexuals Would Stop Thrusting Into Him So Hard

Pat Robertson, congratulations, for you are getting your second mention on Wonkette in one week. Your Google Alerts must be going CRAZY! Last time we visited with America's most embarrassingest grandpa, he was teaching us how to make sure...
Good god we can't even

11-Year-Old Shoots 8-Year-Old Over Puppy, America Remains Free Of Tyranny

An 11-year-old boy in White Pine, Tennessee, has been arrested for murdering his 8-year-old neighbor Saturday after she refused to show him a puppy. The boy shot the girl from the window of his family's mobile home using his...
Sex bus.

Josh Duggar Can’t Read This Post Because He’s In Jesus Jail. Your Weekly Top Ten.

Hey Wonkers, how is your Sunday? Just kidding, don't care, let's talk about ourselves. So last week there was, yet again, horrible, unspeakable tragedy, as two journalists were killed on air by a gunman with, surprise, a gun, and...