Bristol Palin’s ex-lover Levi Johnston — clad in his finest Kmart church outfit (from a kit) and sporting a 13-year-old’s pencil mustache — will appear on television’s Tyra Banks show on Monday, and this preview clip on the show’s website is worth watching. “Did you use protection, Levi?” “Yeah” “Really?” “Yeah” “Really?” “Yeah” “Really?” “Yeah” “Really?” “Yeah” “Really?” “Yeah” “Really?” “Yeah” “Really?” “Yeah” “Really?” “Sometimes.” [Tyra Banks]

Tyra Banks is a former model who now has her own talk show where she dresses up in fat suits and wears a variety of bad wigs. She recently “went undercover” in some actual nice clothes and wore a wig that did not look like it was ripped from the scalp of your friendly neighborhood transsexual who works at the MAC counter at Macy’s, and thus was magically transformed into Michelle Obama. The real Michelle Obama is still hotter, alas. (Photo via Harper’s Bazaar.) [Harper's Bazaar]

Hillary Clinton will appear on Tyra Bank’s teevee show tonight, using her emotions to share with Tyra how she “felt” the time Bill got in trouble for irresponsibly placing his penis in an intern’s mouth. Tyra boldly asks Hill how she got through the thing “we all know we’re talking about here, there’s no need to explain what is,” extreme sincerity feelings flow forth in abundance. Emotionally-charged video and our astute analysis after the jump. MORE »