Wonkette

The Associated Press will begin its stint as a Wonkette Intern next week. [AP]

Here’s the current center graphic of John McCain’s website, which links to his Plan For Small Businesses, such as this suffering barbershop in what appears to be a rich, conservative seaside command center, like Orange County. This is not a “buisness” at all, idiot! Go back to second grade! There’s no such thing! [John McCain]

Wonkette comical typos operative “Ron” sends us this screen shot of a CNN.com article in which Karl Rove lets slip a revelation of his own about terrible snitch Scott McClellan. McClellan’s syntax in his new book reeks of liberal blogging filth? No, that’s not what Rove is revealing at all! Rove is trying to tell us that homosexual lumberjack communities in the Pacific Northwest are McClellan’s inspiration! IS THIS NOT CLEAR TO EVERYONE? [CNN]

The AP has a funny article up about rich Arab princes buying camels for beauty pageants. Either the AP writer or her editor was masturbating furiously when thinking about these hot, slutty camel minxes, because look at the glorious camel typo:

Camels are registered for beauty contest in several categories, defined by age and skin color. The owners of the top three camels in each category split a $US2 million price fund and each receive a car from a pool of more than 100 4×4 vehicles and pickup trucks.

Five judges asses the camels’ bodies as a whole and their necks, heads, lips, noses, humps, legs and feet separately.

GO ON… [AP] MORE »

Drudge Report (long since corrected)

Oh, NASA, is there anything you can’t fuck up? The Gerald Ford of space agencies is getting ready for another tragic shuttle launch, so employees decided to cheer everybody up with a happy motivational poster that, as you see, didn’t quite get the Endeavour’s name right. MORE »

Due to the fact that “Larry” is not even remotely easy to confuse with “Billy” we’re forced to assume that the Fox News team was the first in the nation to break the story of the tragic death of Larry Graham’s wife. MORE »

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As multiple-Bloggie award-winners, we congratulate our print media brothers and sisters who won these quaint and antiquated “Pulizter Prizes” today.

To: Lamar Alexander
Re: Your post on The Hill’s Congress Blog MORE »

Obama released a brief statement yesterday celebrating John Kerry’s decision not to lose the campaign for the Presidency again in 2008. The Senator from Illinois minced no words: MORE »