Robert Mueller wants ALL the things, Sean Spicer writes to Dear Diary, and your Facebook friend is PROBABLY a Russian bot! Your morning news brief.
Guy fired by Google would like to take a moment to prove Google ONE MILLION PERCENT RIGHT.
Trump goes to the UN, Son of Zombie TrumpCare lurches forward, and Hillary Clinton has some advice. Your morning news brief.
Something Something 'only a bit of fun. Your OPEN THREAD!
It's starting to look like Facebook's complicity in helping Russia get Trump elected is VAST.
Trump Breakthroughs That Are Less Than They Sound Like, Part Twelve Spejillion.
Newsbuster ‘Breaks’ Story Of Martha Plimpton’s Shameful Abortions, About Which She’s NOT EVEN ASHAMED!
Wingnuts discover a pro-choice actor isn't freaked out by abortions. Pearls are clutched.
Russia has been busy in Not American Internets, climate change gives Scott Pruitt a sad, and Ted Cruz's peener is tweeting. Your morning news brief.
Defiant Hillary Clinton Still Releasing Book Tuesday, Even Though At Least 10 Men Think She Shouldn’t
Hooray, we have a nice new excerpt to read!
What Hurricane Irma really needs is a 'git tuff' sheriff aching for five minutes on Hannity.
Peggy Noonan has thoughts about honoring Confederate generals. They are pretty stupid thoughts.
This guy. This fuckin' guy.
Bye, jerkface! Bye!
Houston families with kids in school now have one less thing to worry about.
We keep looking for the helpers, and we keep finding them