Tag: twitter

Rick Perry’s Energy Department: Yeah, FUCK YOU, SCIENCE!

Rick Perry knows stuff real good.

How Many Dumbfuck Things Can Anthony Scaramucci Say Before Breakfast?

WHITE HOUSE FIGHT! WHITE HOUSE FIGHT! WHITE HOUSE FIGHT!

Trump Fires Trans Soldiers, Protects America From Talking About Jeff Sessions For A Day

It may look like a distraction, but it's plenty real for thousands of active military and civilian Defense Department employees.

The Return Of Zombie TrumpCare. Wonkagenda For Wed., July 26, 2017

Republicans stay up all night trying to screw the poor, Russia threatens sanctions payback, and Rick Perry likes pig shit and booze. Your morning news brief.

New WH Comms Director Anthony Scaramucci Stepping On Donald Trump’s Dick

Anthony Scaramucci: presidential spokesman or performance artist?

Open Thread: Scaramucci Does The Transparency Fandango

This is your open thread!

Sean Hannity Too Busy Twitter Fighting Jake Tapper To Accept Your Stupid Award!

Sean Hannity is not a well man. Muse upon it, in this, your OPEN THREAD!

Would-Be Ohio Senator Josh Mandel Defends Pizzagate Crazies From Murderous Jews

Ohio's GOP Senate candidate has gone from annoying pipsqueak to annoying 'alt-right'-embracing pipsqueak.

Health Sec Tom Price Already Lobotomizing Obamacare, Don’t Worry You Won’t Feel A Thing

The anti-Obamacare propaganda is coming from INSIDE THE HHS!

Trump Begs GOP Senators At Obamacare Repeal Lunch To Please Eat Their Shit Sandwiches

Donald Trump's giving Senate Republicans a pep talk on healthcare. Sad. Low energy.

Trump Declares FLAWLESS VICTORY Over Obamacare, Which Very Rudely Refuses To Die

Boy, this ACA repeal, I don't know.

Master-Dealmaker Trump Loses Healthcare Negotiations To REPUBLICANS. Let’s Watch! :D

Donald Trump was completely surprised the Senate's ACA repeal collapsed. Then again, he's surprised when he gets an extra scoop of ice cream.

Now That Trumpcare Is Dead, Let’s Rest In This Spooky Old Abandoned House

Maybe that guy with the hockey mask will give us a ride.

Oppressed Snowflake Ann Coulter Loses Seat On Airliner, Loses Shit On Twitter

One woman's courageous fight against the Deep State.

Democrats Frivolously Sue Trump And Roger Stone, Just For Conspiring To Hack All Their Shit

This lawsuit against Donald Trump's campaign is either crazy or brilliant. Let's say it's both.

Trump Eagerly Awaits Healthcare Bill, That’s The One With The Tax Cuts Right?

If Republican senators wanted a cheerleader, they should have backed Rick Perry.