Tag: twitter

Roy Moore’s Wife Kayla Kind Of Being Dick And Lunatic (Lunadick!) In Defense Of Dear Hubs

Roy Moore couldn't have signed a girl's yearbook with the wrong handwriting at a restaurant that never existed, and other whoppers.

Whee! Let’s Break Coffeemakers For Sean Hannity! Why? MORE LIKE WHY NOT!

This might be 2017's stupidest political 'activism.'

BREAKING: Stupidest Man On Internet DESTROYS Roy Moore Pedo Claims With Some Rando’s Tweets

Who needs investigative reporting when you can find some random guy on Twitter to take down the Lamestream Media?

Flake, Heinrich Announce Bill About Domestic Abusers With Guns. Is That Even LEGAL?

Oh no! A Republican is trying to prevent domestic abusers from buying guns, even though laws never work!

BREAKING: Hugh Hewitt Has Terrible Idea

Let's give the rich a tax cut by hurting shoppers, seniors, teachers, and anyone who isn't already rich.

It’s Election Day! Virginia, New Jersey, Get Your Butts To The Polls!

What are you doing sitting at your computer? There's votin' to do! Already voted? Have a seat!

Donald Trump Says More Stupid Shit About Guns

Donald Trump says no firearm safety laws could have helped in Texas. The Air Force's failure to report the shooter's domestic violence conviction suggests otherwise.

Let’s Read Carter Page’s Batshit Testimony Together, While Wonkette Liveblogs It!

COME SIT WITH WONKETTE AND HAVE STORY TIME.

Jared Kushner: Oh, THAT Russian Money? I Didn’t Know You Meant THAT Russian Money!

We don't know how to tell you this, but it's possible Jared Kushner forgot another Russian connection.

Paradise Lost. Wonkagenda For Mon., Nov. 6, 2017

Another mass shooting, both Michael Flynns in trouble, and the Paradise Papers expose Ameros in hiding in Not America. Your morning news brief!

Today We Are All The Twitter Employee Who Deactivated Donald Trump’s Account

For eleven minutes yesterday, Mike Pence's Twitter account was president (yes, we stole that).

Trump Tax Plan Screws Poor Losers. Wonkagenda For Fri., Nov. 3, 2017

How bad is the GOP tax plan, Carter Page calls Jeff Sessions a liar, and Robert Mercer tries to run from Breitbart. Your morning news brief.

Facebook, Twitter, Google Definitely Have Russia Stuff Fixed Now, If By ‘Fixed’ You Mean ‘Not Fixed’

If these people are tech wizards, they need remedial courses at Hogwarts Tech.

DNC, You Are Up Shit Creek. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 2, 2017

Paul Manafort's got some cuddle buddies in the mafia; Donna Brazile is torching the DNC and Hillary on her way out; and Trump is NOT FREAKING OUT. NOT. FREAKING. OUT.

John Kelly Submits To Dark Side. Wonkagenda for Wed., Nov. 1, 2017

Republicans delay the their crappy tax plan, Fox has a horrible Indictment Day, Congress is mad at Facebook. Your morning news brief.