Tag: twitter

Fine, Mr. President, If You Insist, We’d Be OK With Australian-Style Healthcare Too

Let's make #AussieHealthcareNow a thing, shall we?

Jimmy Kimmel: Babies Shouldn’t Die. Wingnuts: We Are Fucking Monsters, So They Should

Jimmy Kimmel's baby is lucky. His heart defect is only physical.

Alabama Rep. Mo Brooks Would Rather Not Pay For Your Slut Cancer!

If we can't use health insurance to punish people, what's the point of having insurance at all?

E.T. Phones VOICE Hotline

We could outsource the call center to Yoyodyne Industries.

Senate’s Big White House North Korea Briefing Lamer Than Field Trip To Box Factory

At least the senators could make jokes about how in German, a bus ride is a 'Busfarht.'

Bundy Jury Can’t Decide If Pointing Guns At Law Enforcement Is Bad

The feds need some better prosecutors, maybe.

New Orleans Removes Confederate Statues! Wingnuts Totally Reasonable About It, As You’d Expect!

Well shoot, guess nobody will remember the Civil War now.

Dinesh D’Souza Makes Up Science In His Powerful Brain

Maybe he'd understand social constructs better if he read Foucault's 'Discipline and Punish.' Maybe not. Also it is your OPEN THREAD.

Was Fake CENTCOM Spokesman Trump, Stephen Miller, Or Random Breitbart Commenter?

Hey, remember that time 'The Hill' got punked by a fake military spokesman? That shit never happened under Obama, did it?

Hey Georgia Democrats! Give Donald Trump A Big Black Eye Today — WITH ACTUAL VOTES

No way does Trump get any more feathers in his cap.

Tomorrow’s The Day For Georgia Democrats To Get Off Their Butts And Vote For Jon Ossoff

Hey! Special election Tuesday! Let's take a seat away from the Rs and give 'em noogies, too!

Donald Trump Awfully Pissy About Those Tax Day Protests. GOOD JOB TAX DAY PROTESTERS!

As they said in Plan Nine From Outer Space: There's been a protest. And SOMEBODY'S responsible!