Let's make #AussieHealthcareNow a thing, shall we?
Let's get to work, people!
Jimmy Kimmel's baby is lucky. His heart defect is only physical.
If we can't use health insurance to punish people, what's the point of having insurance at all?
We could outsource the call center to Yoyodyne Industries.
At least the senators could make jokes about how in German, a bus ride is a 'Busfarht.'
The feds need some better prosecutors, maybe.
Well shoot, guess nobody will remember the Civil War now.
Maybe he'd understand social constructs better if he read Foucault's 'Discipline and Punish.' Maybe not. Also it is your OPEN THREAD.
OH NO The Democrats Shut Down The Government! In The Future! Say Liars And Idiots And Donald Trump! (Redundant!)
Let's not negotiate with a hostage taker.
Hey, remember that time 'The Hill' got punked by a fake military spokesman? That shit never happened under Obama, did it?
So. We meet again.
The New Cruelty marches on.
No way does Trump get any more feathers in his cap.
Hey! Special election Tuesday! Let's take a seat away from the Rs and give 'em noogies, too!
As they said in Plan Nine From Outer Space: There's been a protest. And SOMEBODY'S responsible!