Tag: twitter

Mueller To Trump: Papers Please. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Sept. 21, 2017

Robert Mueller wants ALL the things, Sean Spicer writes to Dear Diary, and your Facebook friend is PROBABLY a Russian bot! Your morning news brief.
Mein Kleines Pony: Freundschaft Macht Frei

An Argument About Nerds And The KKK Taken As Seriously As It Deserves

Guy fired by Google would like to take a moment to prove Google ONE MILLION PERCENT RIGHT.

Oh, Did Something Happen With Trump-Russia Last Night? Wonkagenda For Tues., Sept., 19, 2017

Trump goes to the UN, Son of Zombie TrumpCare lurches forward, and Hillary Clinton has some advice. Your morning news brief.

Violence Against Hillary Clinton: Is It *Ever* Not Funny, Donald Trump?

Something Something 'only a bit of fun. Your OPEN THREAD!

Jesus, Facebook, Does Russia Have A Pee Tape Of You Too?

It's starting to look like Facebook's complicity in helping Russia get Trump elected is VAST.

Donald Trump Rolled By ‘Chuck And Nancy’ Again? Who Can Even Say!

Trump Breakthroughs That Are Less Than They Sound Like, Part Twelve Spejillion.

Newsbuster ‘Breaks’ Story Of Martha Plimpton’s Shameful Abortions, About Which She’s NOT EVEN ASHAMED!

Wingnuts discover a pro-choice actor isn't freaked out by abortions. Pearls are clutched.

Ted Cruz Penis Hacks Twitter! Wonkagenda For Tues., Sept. 12, 2017

Russia has been busy in Not American Internets, climate change gives Scott Pruitt a sad, and Ted Cruz's peener is tweeting. Your morning news brief.

Defiant Hillary Clinton Still Releasing Book Tuesday, Even Though At Least 10 Men Think She Shouldn’t

Hooray, we have a nice new excerpt to read!

Florida Sheriff Is Cat 5 Asshole

What Hurricane Irma really needs is a 'git tuff' sheriff aching for five minutes on Hannity.
Surely no one who read the Bible would fight for the wrong side

Peggy Noonan’s Drunk Confederate History

Peggy Noonan has thoughts about honoring Confederate generals. They are pretty stupid thoughts.

Julian Assange Shows True Colors, It Is This White Hood

This guy. This fuckin' guy.

David Clarke Resigns As Milwaukee County Sheriff. Bye, Asshole!

Bye, jerkface! Bye!

Nice Time! Houston Public Schools Declare, ‘Give EVERYBODY Eat!’

Houston families with kids in school now have one less thing to worry about.

Can You Handle More BOAT HEROES? You Probably Can!

We keep looking for the helpers, and we keep finding them