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It's that special holiday again, the one where Republicans get on Twitter and Facespace and say things like, "You know, if Martin Luther King,...

Iran has released four Americans who were being imprisoned in the Islamic Republic, and boy oh boy are Republicans ever pissed off about it!...

As we all know, there are two ladies in the world who make whatever sits below Donald Trump's majestic pube merkin stand at attention:...

Tyrant Barack Obama committed perhaps the most grievous sin of his evil reign Tuesday night when he danced around and gigglebanged Congress during the...

You think God whispered this one into Dr. Ben Carson's ear, or did he think up such Good Christian cruelty all on his own? It's not as...

It's National Gun-Grabbin' Day, with President Obama finally -- finally! -- delivering the tyranny we've all been waiting for. During his speech at the White House (so...

Badass writer/director Joss Whedon, creator of some of the best TV shows ever, is donating his money -- and yours! -- to Planned Parenthood....

So, Christmas tornadoes were a thing this year, because global warming is fake and all those violent storms were just Jesus opening up His birthday...

Sad news for the people of Puerto Rico! They have lost their official beauty queen. Miss Puerto Rico 2015, Destiny Velez, was suspended after...

This week's Deleted Comments column is unusual in that no comments were actually deleted, although there was far greater drama than in the average...

Oh hi, Wonkers, are you ready for the official War On Christmas week? Have you polished all your Festivus poles and candy-cane dildos, to...

Oh no, Martin Shkreli is having another terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day! Just Thursday, he was arrested for the heinous crime of being the...

Oh hi, Texas schoolchildren! Come sit down with your old guidance counselor Ms. Wonkette so she can tell you about a new opportunity that's...

Hey, you know how Donald Trump's rally in Las Vegas Monday was disrupted by a number of liberal protesters, and Trump supporters went Full...

Two of the unique strains of brain syphilis that sit on the "Fox & Friends" couch every morning have finded a real War On...

Trump's campaign rally in Las Vegas Monday night moved a lot closer to the Platonic Ideal of a Trump Rally, with several protesters being...

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