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Every time Wonkette wakes up in the morning, we hear another terrible story about how a bearded man put on a dress so he...

The US Capitol -- and the White House too! -- is on lockdown just because someone decided to exercise their Second Amendment all over...

People, we may have to issue a correction here. We reported at you this morning that Ted Cruz had, for the first time in...

FINALLY! This entire week has been an exercise of Donald Trump calling Ted Cruz's wife an ugly whore with a dirty secret, and Ted...

So, it's a day, which means it's time for another dick fight between Donald Trump and Ted Cruz over whether Melania Trump's boobies are...

Here we are again in the aftermath of another horrible massacre, this time in Belgium. We're still in the "early reports indicate" phase, so...

Technically-still-President Barack Obama took his family on a vacay to Cuba, to see its famous cigars and smoke its famous sights and make Cuban-Canadian-Texan-Spunkface Ted...

Shock and disbelief were the prevailing reactions in the west side of Chicago after Jessica Soto, daughter of state Rep. Cynthia Soto, was arrested...

Michelle Obama, Queen First Lady of our hearts, has long cared deeply about America's obesity crisis, particularly among kids. How have right-wingers been dicks...

Hooray, the president of America, Barack the Great, has made a nominee to replace Dead Antonin Scalia's rotting flesh 'n' bones on the Supreme...

Remember when Ann Coulter was the shit? No, not when she was shitty. She's always that. But remember the heyday of the late nineties...

While the most important policy issue of Thursday's Republican debate was indisputably Donald Trump's declaration that the State of His Penis was adequate, we...

Did you hear about the great Secret Service/TIME magazine journalist kerfuffle-squabble-foofaraw at Monday's Donald Trump rally at Radford University in Virginny? It was intense! There...

Donald Trump is simply shocked, shocked that anyone would think he's friendly to racist groups, although over the weekend he seemed unwilling to say...

Well hallooooo, Wonkers! Are you ready for all the top ten stories about how Antonin Scalia is dead? There were many top ten stories...

Another week and another chance to celebrate the accomplishments and examine the needless suffering of our favorite Corporate Persons. Thanks for fighting our stupid wars,...

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