Tag: twitter

China Finally Gives World The Trump-Branded Massage Parlors And Escort Services We Were Waiting For

We're not saying there's anything fishy here. Just that it's ALIENS.

Who Hates TrumpCare More Than Democrats? Other Republicans, Of Course.

The ACA doesn't cover Republicans' self-inflicted wounds, does it?

What Brave New Facts Are Falling From Ben Carson’s Broken Brain Into His Mouthhole?

Poor Ben Carson with the broken brain.

It’s Cool, Border Police Probably Quiz ALL Tech Developers, Not Just African Ones

Another example of what happens when you 'unshackle' border enforcement.

Oh, Jeff Sessions Met With Russian Ambassador During Campaign, Then Lied? Is That A Big Deal?

Got popcorn? You're going to want popcorn.

Betsy DeVos Lauds Segregation For Helping Blacks Set Up Excellent Colleges All For Themselves

Be glad today's the last day of Black History Month. DeVos may not say anything crazy about race for a while.

Dickbag Rep. Darrell Issa Wants Special Prosecutor For Trump’s Russia Scandal. Wait, What?

We don't know how to say this, but Darrell Issa is right about a thing.

Donald Trump Tells CPAC Unnamed Sources Are FAKE NEWS, Except For When He Uses Them

Deconstructing the stupidest part of Trump's CPAC speech.

Which Members of Congress Are We Yelling At Today? ALL OF THEM, KATIE

So Town Halls. Much Shout. Wow.

After Threats To Jewish Community Centers, Trump Bravely Says Hatred Probably Not Good

Oh, hatred? Yeah, Donald Trump thinks it's bad. What hatred are you talking about?

Thanks, Liberals, For Being INSANE AND MEAN About Melania Doing The Lord’s Prayer

Who is a bigger dumb? Dinesh D'Souza or Joe Walsh? TRICK QUESTION, THEY BOTH WIN.

Whatever Happened In Sweden, Donald Trump Pretty Sure They Had It Coming

Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?

Trump Campaign Was Talking To Russian Intelligence Before The Election. Um, *SURPRISE*!!1!

Do you feel like we're all living in a bad spy novel now? One where a main character just shouts incoherently?