What do you do when Donald Trump thinks you're his hot daughter?
GOOD WHITE-SPLAINING, NOW DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT.
You won't believe how completely Trump has figured this out. All the pieces are coming together. No, you can't peek.
Paul Ryan thinks immigrants are double-plus good, Jason Chaffetz HATES the ethics, and the Women's March will be YUGE! Your morning news brief!
In the annals of Trump Dck Moves, this is a fairly minor one. But it's dickish all the same.
This Internet thing is not really working out so good.
Life During InfoWartime.
Today we learned 'They Live' is really about the international Jewish conspiracy. Sure, why not?
Donald Trump isn't going to take any guff from American intelligence agencies. He's, like, really smart.
Who will Trump appoint as Director of Turd-Polishing?
2016 was a surprisingly good year for some surprisingly good journalism.
This is probably the best story about an intrepid reporter since 'All The President's Men.' And the reporter's a much nicer person.
Wonkette can't wait to publish its review of this book never, because ZZZZZZZZZ.
Look at the size of that thing.
Relive 2016 again? We'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee.
It was a disappointing first night of Hanukkah for Donald Trump's neo-Nazi supporters, the poor dears.