Tag: twitter

After Threats To Jewish Community Centers, Trump Bravely Says Hatred Probably Not Good

Oh, hatred? Yeah, Donald Trump thinks it's bad. What hatred are you talking about?

Thanks, Liberals, For Being INSANE AND MEAN About Melania Doing The Lord’s Prayer

Who is a bigger dumb? Dinesh D'Souza or Joe Walsh? TRICK QUESTION, THEY BOTH WIN.

Whatever Happened In Sweden, Donald Trump Pretty Sure They Had It Coming

Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?

Trump Campaign Was Talking To Russian Intelligence Before The Election. Um, *SURPRISE*!!1!

Do you feel like we're all living in a bad spy novel now? One where a main character just shouts incoherently?

Stages Of Grief: Russia Having Rough Time Coping With Michael Flynn’s Resignation

Yes, we're all sad about Michael Flynn. But how are the Russians holding up?
Cease thy prating, o termagant woman!

Elders Huckabee And Graham Look With Pleasure Upon The Silencing Of Goody Warren

Yeah, we know the style's inconsistent. Prithee, take thy kine elsewhere, man.

Sean Spicer: Criticizing Trump’s Yemen Clusterfuck Means You Piss On Dead Troops

Definitely sick of all the winning.

Federal Judge Orders Long Layover In Seattle For Trump’s Travel Ban

So here's a big setback for That Man In the White House. He'll probably react with grace and poise.
Gaul is supposed to be a big deal, but it's very disappointing. Terrible golf. Sad!

Hold On To That Refugee Nice Time, Because Trump Is Telling All Those Judges To F*ck Right Out Of Here

Is violating a federal court order really all that bad if you really think it's necessary?

Why Are We Boycotting Starbucks Today?

Starbucks has committed to hiring refugees in its stores around the world. WHY DOES STARBUCKS HATE AMERICA?

Arrivals, Departures, Resistance

No Dear Shitferbrains this week. We've got a whole Shitferbrains administration to deal with instead.

White House Thinks Holocaust Was Sort Of A Bummer, It Guesses

People are sooooo picky.

No, Seriously, You’re Not Gonna Believe The Dumb Bullsh*t Sean Spicer’s Offended By Now

Seriously, he's just barking at the UPS guy now.

Everybody Hates Trump! Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan. 27, 2017

Mexico's president stays home, Republicans struggle to scheme, and Trump is going all Benghazi on HIS private emails. Your morning news brief!

THE RESISTANCE BEGINS … With All These National Park Service Social Media Managers GONE ROGUE!

Nice Time: Your public servants aren't taking kindly to this censorship stuff.

Vive La Résistance! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 26, 2017

The Muslim Ban gets a new name, Voice of America gets ruined, and government agencies are going rouge! Your morning news brief!