She also says Trump Did Not Build That, oooooooh YA BURNT!
Donald Trump is questioning Hillary Clinton's faith. And her commitment to Sparkle Motion.
Donald Trump's campaign has been great business for Donald Trump. And any business owned by his family.
Donald Trump's campaign is in complete disarray. But...what if it isn't?
Oh good, the Senate is finally going to appear to do something about guns, and then fail. Then we can go back to having our real gun laws dictated to the states by the NRA, as the Founders intended.
The Supreme Court has declined to hear appeals to laws banning the sale or possession of assault-style rifles in Connecticut and New York. Guess that issue's settled, then.
Donald Trump clarified Monday that it was completely obvious that he never said people should carry guns at bars and nightclubs, even if it sure sounded like he'd said that. Where would you get such an impression, except from the things he said?
Neil deGrasse Tyson is America's preeminent nerd. He'd like to take you to the movies. And then remind you space is a vacuum, and the Death Star wouldn't go 'KABOOM!'
Trump very excitedly tweeted a poll that shows him losing to Hillary. Is he just plain delusional now? (Yes.)
Why do those gays want to be protected from discrimination? Didn't Pete Sessions already send thoughts and prayers?
Robert Morrow, the co-author of one of Donald Trump's favorite books smearing Bill and Hillary Clinton, has an inordinate fondness for the n-word. You won't see him tied down by political correctness! Or common decency either.
Documents released by that 'Mexican' judge in fraud lawsuit against Trump University confirm it was maybe a little fraudy. And water is wet.
A three-year-old boy fell into a gorilla exhibit at the Cincinnati Zoo Saturday, and after a 400-pound male Western lowland silverback gorilla grabbed the...
Snotnosed Millennial brat thinks "Dr." Keith Ablow is not even the boss of him, whatever.
If there's one thing we can all agree on at Wonkette, it's that the only thing worse than a lady is a cusser. Make...