Tag: twitter

Mitch McConnell Short Some Votes For Murdering Your Mom

Hey, you have an extra week to call your senators and tell them to save Obamacare!

James O’Keefe Releases EXCLUSIVE Video Of CNN Cleaning Lady Saying Trump-Russia Stories Are ‘Bullshit’

Uh oh you guys James O'Keefe is doing 'journalism' again, whatever will we do?

Barack Obama, You Will Not Call TrumpCare ‘Mean’! It Is A Trump Worship Word. You Will Not Use It!

That Barack Obama guy better stop being a copycat. It's not fair!

Dueling Million Moron Marches In DC Get Like A Hundred Idiots To Show Up

You know things are weird when Pepe The Frog fans accuse the Gateway Pundit of being a mainsteam sellout.

TrumpCare Digs Its Own Grave. Wonkagenda For Mon., June 26, 2017

TrumpCare might get worse, Princess Ivanka tries to stay out of politics, and it's LOW-ENERGY week at Trump's White House. Your morning news brief!

Equally Terrible Alt-Right Groups Plan Dueling Rallies On Sunday

Two will enter, neither will emerge a winner.

HELLER NO: Nevada Republican Calls ACA Repeal A LIE

The bill is a lie. The bill is a lie. The bill is a lie.

The Great Trump Tape Escape! Wonkagenda For Fri., June 23, 2017

Trump's says there's no tapes, the Senate starts tax reform, and the alt-right is breaking apart. Your morning news brief!

Donald Trump Jr. So Proud Karen Handel Broke Glass Ceiling, Because Dems Don’t Count

Donald Trump Jr is very unhappy no one mentioned a thing everyone mentioned.

Bodyguard For ‘Alt-Right’ Moron Stabbed In Brawl By ‘Armenian Gangsters’ Who Hate White Dudes. Sure.

'Armenian gangsters' is probably not the next big hit from David Simon.

Guess Sheriff David Clarke Will Only Kill People In Milwaukee, Not Whole Country, Darn.

We probably haven't heard the last of David Clarke, especially if there's a TV camera within 20 miles.

Senate Bans Reporters While It Strangles Obamacare. Nothing To See Here. Literally

Press ban? Don't be silly. We're not ruled by autocr... [Kidding! It's your OPEN THREAD]

It’s Not Barack Obama’s Official Portrait, But We Are *Loving* It! (GET IT???)

It's summer. Wear a tan suit if you want to, even if neither you nor it end up in the White House. It's YOUR OPEN THREAD.

U.S. Attorney Preet Bharara Didn’t Want To Do Phone Sex With Donald Trump

The president can call anyone he wants. That's what makes him King Shit.

The Torch Is Passed: Donald Trump Jr. Assumes Dad’s Twitter Rant Mantle

He was the only Trump tweeting during James Comey's testimony, so he'll have to do. Sad!

Know Your Wrays: Fay Was In ‘King Kong,’ Chris Is Trump’s FBI Nominee

Not included: any discussion of William Wegman's Weimaraner Fay Ray.