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The Navy Gave Wackaloon Pizzagate Guy Jack Posobiec ‘Top Secret’ Clearance. Was That Smart?

What the fucking fuck was this fucking fuckhead doing with a fucking security clearance?

Let Donald Trump’s Lawyer Explain You Why Dead Loser Slaver-Traitor Robert E. Lee Is Your Real Dad

Someone is wrong on the internet, and it's the president's lawyer.
No Disaster Preparedness Funds for you!

MIND BLOWN: Alex Jones Reveals Soup Nazi Only Character On ‘Seinfeld’ Who Was Not Nazi

Alex Jones will never convert for the jokes.

Fox News Covering Charlottesville Attack With All The (Blood And) Glory You’d Expect

It's just awful how the media drove its leftist identity politics narrative into that crowd of people in Charlottesville.

Dinesh D’Souza Saves America From Liberal Nazis! By Rearranging Books In A Costco

No Nazi! No Nazi! YOU'RE the Nazi!

CNN Fires Nazi Joke Jeffrey Lord Over Nazi Joke

He keeps using that word. We do not think it means what he thinks it means.

Mike Huckabee Just Figures Kim Jong Un Hates Black Ladies Same Way He Does

When it comes to comedy, Mike Huckabee is definitely a former governor of Arkansas.

Breitbart Writer Tragically Dead From Vogue Cover Featuring Statue Of Liberty

The Statue of Liberty is very triggering for conservatives now. Also this is your OPEN THREAD!

Walmart Real Sorry About ‘Back-To-School’ Guns, Which They Also Deny Happened, Or Something

Somebody at Walmart doesn't like Mondays.

Trump Uninvites North Korea From His Birthday. Wonkagenda For Wed., Aug. 9, 2017

Trump pouts the world into nuclear threat, Kellyanne Conway wonders if you're high, and Sean Hannity loses his shit on Mitch McConnell. Your morning news brief!

Meet ‘Nicole Mincey,’ Donald Trump’s New Imaginary Black Friend

Russia? Real but confusing. Black lady college student selling Trump crap? Fake, and more confusing than Russia.

Trump Signs Russian Sanctions With Tiny Fingers Crossed Behind His Back

Putin's gonna be MAAAAAAAAAAD.

Why Do All These Demons Keep Attacking Mike Cernovich???

Some guy tapped him on the shoulder. It was harrowing.
Il Duce and Ol' Douchey

Fox News Dingus Jesse Watters Pretty Sure Donald Trump Would Make One Nifty Dictator

Trumpkins may have authoritarian leanings? The deuce you say!

Rick Perry’s Energy Department: Yeah, FUCK YOU, SCIENCE!

Rick Perry knows stuff real good.