Oh, hatred? Yeah, Donald Trump thinks it's bad. What hatred are you talking about?
Who is a bigger dumb? Dinesh D'Souza or Joe Walsh? TRICK QUESTION, THEY BOTH WIN.
Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?
Do you feel like we're all living in a bad spy novel now? One where a main character just shouts incoherently?
Yes, we're all sad about Michael Flynn. But how are the Russians holding up?
Yeah, we know the style's inconsistent. Prithee, take thy kine elsewhere, man.
Definitely sick of all the winning.
So here's a big setback for That Man In the White House. He'll probably react with grace and poise.
Hold On To That Refugee Nice Time, Because Trump Is Telling All Those Judges To F*ck Right Out Of Here
Is violating a federal court order really all that bad if you really think it's necessary?
Starbucks has committed to hiring refugees in its stores around the world. WHY DOES STARBUCKS HATE AMERICA?
No Dear Shitferbrains this week. We've got a whole Shitferbrains administration to deal with instead.
People are sooooo picky.
Seriously, he's just barking at the UPS guy now.
Mexico's president stays home, Republicans struggle to scheme, and Trump is going all Benghazi on HIS private emails. Your morning news brief!
Nice Time: Your public servants aren't taking kindly to this censorship stuff.
The Muslim Ban gets a new name, Voice of America gets ruined, and government agencies are going rouge! Your morning news brief!