OH NO The Democrats Shut Down The Government! In The Future! Say Liars And Idiots And Donald Trump! (Redundant!)
Let's not negotiate with a hostage taker.
Hey, remember that time 'The Hill' got punked by a fake military spokesman? That shit never happened under Obama, did it?
So. We meet again.
The New Cruelty marches on.
No way does Trump get any more feathers in his cap.
Hey! Special election Tuesday! Let's take a seat away from the Rs and give 'em noogies, too!
As they said in Plan Nine From Outer Space: There's been a protest. And SOMEBODY'S responsible!
None of your damn business.
In case you were wondering, yes, the president is A IDIOT.
As losses go, this was a pretty encouraging loss.
Operation Just Cows.
Government attempt to unmask Twitter user gets a Fail Whale.
Trump plays with his missile, conspiracy cooks are going bonkers, and Russia is mad Trump lied...to THEM! Your morning news brief!
George R.R. Martin is watching the Trump White House closely, if only to make sure his characters behave slightly better.
By the end of the week, Trump will be saying he always wanted a tougher policy toward Syria.
Trump set to unveil his climate plan, mid-term election planning has begun, and EVERYONE hates Devin Nunes.