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Tag: twitter

Cheesed-Off English Gal Explains To Donald Trump Who ‘Ivanka’ Is

What do you do when Donald Trump thinks you're his hot daughter?

Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigolo, Tells Rep. John Lewis What Martin Luther King Jr. Was Like

GOOD WHITE-SPLAINING, NOW DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT.
The plan is this guy. He'll be everyone's doctor.

Wise, Kind And Handsome Donald Trump Promises ‘Health Insurance For Everybody’

You won't believe how completely Trump has figured this out. All the pieces are coming together. No, you can't peek.

Paul Ryan Uses Doublespeak To Explain Obamacare Repeal. Wonkagenda for Friday, January 13, 2017

Paul Ryan thinks immigrants are double-plus good, Jason Chaffetz HATES the ethics, and the Women's March will be YUGE! Your morning news brief!
Didn't have the right look, probably.

Trump Expands Enemies List To Include 89-Year-Old Inauguration Announcer Guy. WEAK! SAD! DICKISH!

In the annals of Trump Dck Moves, this is a fairly minor one. But it's dickish all the same.
A smirking asshat who loves Trump? Imagine that.

Pharma Douche Martin Shkreli Creeping His Gollum Hands All Over That Badass Teen Vogue Writer :/

This Internet thing is not really working out so good.
WikiLeaks needs more lady rasslin'

Wikileaks Really Mad Somebody Leaked CIA Report Before Russia Could

Life During InfoWartime.

Open Thread: Bet You Didn’t Know Sci-Fi Movie ‘They Live’ Is Really About The Jews!

Today we learned 'They Live' is really about the international Jewish conspiracy. Sure, why not?
Couldn't handle any more intelligence than he has now

Your Next President Trusts Wikileaks A Lot More Than Dumb Old ‘Intelligence’ Agencies

Donald Trump isn't going to take any guff from American intelligence agencies. He's, like, really smart.

Donald Trump Thinks Chevy Cruzes Are Made In Mexico: Also Rapists, Smugglers, Killed JFK

Who will Trump appoint as Director of Turd-Polishing?
'I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.' -- Douglas Adams

2016 Was One Heck Of A Year For The Journamalisms!

2016 was a surprisingly good year for some surprisingly good journalism.
An inspiration to news geeks everywhere

Wonkette Writer Just Doodling ‘Mrs. WaPo’s David Fahrenthold’ All Over His Trapper Keeper

This is probably the best story about an intrepid reporter since 'All The President's Men.' And the reporter's a much nicer person.

Creepy Milo Dude Gets To Write Whole Book About How Much He Loves Black Dicks

Wonkette can't wait to publish its review of this book never, because ZZZZZZZZZ.

China Finally Gives Donald Trump The Huge Cock He’s Always Wanted

Look at the size of that thing.

Carrie Fisher Dies At 60, Takes Part Of Your Youth With Her

Relive 2016 again? We'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee.
And then the kids spin the grenadel

Trump Nazi Schmendricks All Verklempt That Hanukkah Even Has The Chutzpah To Exist

It was a disappointing first night of Hanukkah for Donald Trump's neo-Nazi supporters, the poor dears.