Tag: twitter

Be An Orange, Not A Whorange!

We are so confused!

Mitch McConnell Just DELIGHTED To Deport Dreamers Up Shit Creek

What's next for DACA recipients? How about an underground railroad to Canada until sanity returns to this place?

Nation’s Idiots Rush To Explain Why Florida School Massacre Isn’t About Guns

A Children's Garden Of Bullshit And Misdirection

Milwaukee Thirsty For Justice, Charges Jailers In Sheriff David Clarke’s Chamber Of Horrors Dehydration Death

Former sheriff David Clarke isn't one of the people charged. Imagine that.

Sean Hannity Swallows Obama’s Fake Sperm Then Spits It Back Up: A Play In Three Very Stupid Acts

Yes, now we are doing conspiracy theories about Obama's sperm.

Fox News Art Critics So Mad Official Obama Portraits Are Pictures Of Black People

Is it even art if it isn't covered with a bunch of gold and shit?

They Break It, You Buy It. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 9, 2018

ANOTHER government shutdown, Russian hookers, MORE secret memos, and Caligula Orgies. Your morning news brief!

Paul Ryan Explains The True Benefits Of GOP Tax Cuts: A Buck Fitty

Few people try to connect with ordinary working folks like Paul Ryan. Fortunately.

Deleted Emails: Guess We’re All Mormons Now

Sometimes, autocorrect is not the ranter's friend.

Story Time With Devin Nunes. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 1, 2018

Devin Nunes secretly edits THE MEMO, Hope Hicks has some 'splaining to do, and San Francisco takes a step toward justice. Your morning news brief.

Nice Speech, Idiot. Let’s Talk More About How President Pee Tape And Devin Nunes Are Destroying America!

All your Devin Nunes Is A Piece Of Shit updates RIGHT HERE!

Oh Hi Julian Assange, What Are Your ‘Other Channels’ For Snuggling With Sean Hannity?

We are through the rabbit's looking glass, people.

We’re Sure The Trump-Russia Insane Clown Show That Happened Yesterday Is TOTALLY FINE

Monday will go down in the history books as one of the most WTF days in recent American history.

Did You Get That Thing I Sent You? Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan 30, 2018

Republicans Release THE MEMO, Trump skips Russian sanctions, and Melon Trump is full of sads. Your morning News Brief.