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Heidi Cruz would like to tell all you people that Ted Cruz is not the Zodiac Killer. Then again, that's exactly what you'd expect...

So a couple days ago, GQ ran a profile of Melania Trump that portrayed her as a pretty smart woman (hinting that she's actually...

Y'all, the child senator from Arkansas, Tom Cotton, is mad enough to tittyfuck a swallow right now! Surprise, it has to do with how...

Know what's been nice? Since Prince's untimely passing on Thursday, people really haven't said hardly anything shitty about it. Cities large and small have gone...

There are so many things to be sad about in the United States Of The World. Syrian refugees, Donald Trump, the "Ziki Fly," Justin Bieber,...

Let's talk about Ted Cruz's wet spots. Oh yeah baby, he has some. He's not Lyin' Ted anymore. Now we have to call him...

WHOA HEY it's been a minute since we've had one of these debate-styley things! But things have been getting super UGLY in the Democratic...

Math is hard. Especially if you're already a moron with a skewed sense of reality. Which explains why both the Stupidest Man on the...

One of the nice things the White House does every year is its Science Fair, which is usually good for some nifty videos...

Oh good, just in time for another edition of What Not To Do If You're A Food Service Employee. An unnamed customer in St. Augustine,...

Dammit, Sarah Palin. Wonkette defended you. We said that in the great 2016 Twitterspace War between the Republican former governor of Alaska and rapper Azealia Banks...

Remember when Scott Baio was an asshole? No, the other time. No, the other other time. No, the other -- look, we're gonna be...

Donald Trump saw a video tweeted by a Trump fan that he really liked, and so he retweeted it. But Jesus H Christ in...

Bristol Palin rolled out of bed around 2 in the afternoon, noticed a lump under the covers and wondered if the angel Gabriel had...

Correction: While rolling on the floor laughing because Donald Trump was being as much of an idiot as he usually is, we failed to...

Hey, you remember Katrina Pierson? That insane lady what goes on the television and says Donald Trump is dreamy, and who maybe allegedly according to the...

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