Tag: twitter

Neo-Nazi Nerds Bitching About ‘Star Wars’ Again, Because Yoda Is A Rabbi Or Something

And don't even get them STARTED on Spock!

Union Boss Ain’t Give A Sh*t About Donald Trump’s Flying Monkeys And Death Threats

Trump is so over the 'being presidential' thing. Hey, maybe he'll turn serious after he's inaugurated. Sure he will!

Muslim Restaurant Declares War On Christmas By Offering Free Meals To Homeless, Elderly. What Are They Up To????

A Muslim-owned restaurant in London is doing something nice for its neighbors on Christmas. Unfortunately, the story is on the internet.

Kellyanne Conway Will Run Twitter Lynch Mob, For Donald Trump, America, And So Much $$$!

Conway will fulfill her dreams, by directing an online Twitter trolling horde, for Donald Trump!

Donald Trump Would Rather Fly Around In His Solid Gold Jet Than In Air Force One, Which Has Black All Over It

Donald Trump is Tweeting about airplanes. Why the hell is Donald Trump tweeting about airplanes?

Citizen Shoots Up DC Pizza Place To Investigate Hillary Clinton’s Child Sex Ring, As One Does.

Fake News begets real news, which begets fake news that real news is fake.
It's Banksy, in a canal, with a spray can.

House Science Committee Celebrates Death Of Facts By Retweeting Fake Breitbart Climate Article

What's that? The House Science Committee retweeted Breitbart? Honey, it IS Breitbart.
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Sarah Palin Just Yelled ‘Hoohah!’ And Now Our Week Is Complete

Sarah Palin thinks a common euphemism for vagina is also the Marines' battle cry.

The Twitter Donald Trump Sees Is The Best Twitter, So Luxurious, Just Tremendous

What Donald Trump sees when he gets on Twitter is ... uh ... we can't even.
Get ready to be sick of winning

Donald Trump Bribes Carrier Into Still Moving Some Jobs To Mexico

You may be shocked to learn that this is not the job creation Trump promised.

CNN’s Chris Cuomo All ‘Morning Joe? More Like Donald Trump’s Morning Hos!’

Oh no, our favorite media personalities are having a big fight!

The ‘Alt-Right’ Twitter Purge Explained With Cartoon Deer

A cartoon! You like cartoons!

New York Times Lady Simply Aghast VP-Elect Mike Pence Got Booed At ‘Hamilton’

Faint your pearls and clutch your couches, VP-elect Mike Pence got booed at Hamilton! And the civility police are ON THE CASE!