Pizzagate Crazy Roseanne Fave Says Hillary Clinton Carved A Witch Face On A Lady’s Vagina. AND SO MUCH MORE!
Get to know Liz Crokin, the ex-gossip columnist who thinks Hollywood and DC are colluding to EAT ALL THE CHILDREN.
Oklahoma legislators should know these teachers deal with surly teenagers, angsty tweens, and hyperactive elementary kids. The politicians are outmatched.
Scott Pruitt is way more fucked up than we thought, Trump wants MORE tariffs, and Peggy Noonan misses good negros. Your morning news brief.
It may not be paradise, but that's no reason to pave it over.
International trade actually turns out to be pretty darn complicated. Just ask Milo Minderbinder.
More red meat for the Basest of the Base.
Trump wants to build a border wall out of soldiers, Scott Walker is screaming BLUUUUUE WAAAAVE, and Robert Mueller has some questions. Your morning news brief.
Donald Trump is out to give Robber Barons a bad name.
Oh lord this man.
Unlike the slightly classier Frank Stallone, Nugent will not be apologizing for his remarks about the Parkland survivors.
Maybe she doesn't deserve to lose her job over one mean tweet. But why does she have a job in the first place?
Sacramento Sheriff Does Hit And Run To Lady At Stephon Clark Protest, Wingnuts Probably Still At Half-Chub
You actually aren't allowed to drive over protesters, even if you're scared.
Guns are still legal, but Laura Ingraham ain't looking so good.
Why Is Robert Mueller torturing crazy rightwing people, if he is, even?
Why's he so upset? It's not like he's facing something really sad like losing his guns.
Trump's doctor to lead the VA, Laura Ingraham is being a stupid mean girl on Twitter, and more about DJTJ and his dick. Your morning news brief.