Tag: twits

The New Republic: Why Can’t All These Journokids Be More Like That Nice Luke Russert?

The New Republic just can't understand why you all gotta hate on Luke Russert like that. Such a very nice young man! Luke-hating is a bit of a Washington bloodsport. A young congressional staffer, upon hearing that I was...

Christine O’Donnell Starts Speaking in Tongues on Twitter

We have no idea what kind of spell Christine O'Donnell is trying to put on Twitter, but it looks like a pretty mean one.

Newt Gingrich Rams His Love of Easter Candies Down America’s Memory Hole

Amoral pudgesack Newt Gingrich loves only two things: divorcing his old wives after he gives them cancer, and stuffing his albino-hamster face with Easter candies to "prove" he loves his current wife, for the time being. But now his...

RedState Guy Says Tom Friedman Acts Like a Jackass On Amtrak

Our nation's leading pundits can always be expected to act like the gentlemen-scholars they are, especially while riding public transportation. That's why CNN fringe-right psychopath Erick "RedState" Erickson has just been twittering important eyewitness accounts of bestselling conventional-wisdom hack...

Wolf Blitzer Gets Right To the Heart of Shirley Sherrod Scandal

Have you been waiting up all day and night for Washington firebrand Wolf Blitzer's take on the whole Shirley Sherrod bogus wingnut video White House embarrassment outrage scandal thing, on Wolf Blitzer's Twitter? Here, America. Now heal.

Sarah Palin Begs Allah To Plug the Danged Hole

Noted oil-industry shill Sarah Palin is so darned upset about that oil spill down in Mexico's Gulf of New Orleans, she's ready to beg for mercy at the feet of the Biggest Government of All. Why won't Sarah Palin...

Today’s Hard-Hitting Profile of a Washington Twitter User Features Chuck Todd

Following the New York Times magazine feature on DC cut-and-paster Mike Allen is no easy job, so Washington Post media typist Howard Kurtz had to do a whole story on Chuck Todd -- even though Todd is not primarily...

CAN YOU USE TWITTER WITHOUT BEING AN IDIOT?: A sad French journalist in DC cannot believe how terrible it is, this Twitter illiteracy. But isn't everything terrible?

Scott Brown Votes For Jobs Bill, Wingnuts Go Nuts On Twitter

In only his second Senate vote, Republican messiah Scott Brown helped the Democrats destroy a Republican filibuster on the new Jobs Bill, hahahahah, what? And guess who's cold goin' nuts on the Twitter? If enough of Scott Brown's girlfriends break...

Cops & Twatters: DC Detective On Desk Duty For Twitter Snowball Freakout

The mean old plain-clothes cop who nearly massacred all DC Twitter-snowball people is in BIG TROUBLE for this shit, specifically for pulling a fucking LOADED GUN on some nerds throwing snowballs during a blizzard. "Assistant Police Chief Peter Newsham...

Rich Lowry and the Taliban Not Buying This Obama Peace Prize Bullshit

Direct from National Review illiterate Rich Lowry's Urdu Twitter feed, here is the Al Jazeera video montage of a bunch of Raiders of the Lost Ark extras calling for the death of America, the land of the Black Pharaoh....

Illiterate Birthers Wandering Around Capitol, Annoying Staffers

Hey everybody, some birthers are just wandering around various Senate and House office buildings, bothering the shit out of staffers and interns, and then twatting about it, on the Twitter. David Weigel, the Stephen Crane + Ernie Pyle ×...

Karl Rove’s Office Filled With Snuggie Creeps

When Nobama shuts down Twitter to finally free America from gross old white guys typing porn on their Blackberry machines, it will be messages like this one that we remember, from creepy weirdo Karl Rove, about how he works...

Twitter So Scared of Andrew Sullivan, Iran

We know a little bit about disputed elections and revolutions and riots and such, and they all have one thing in common, throughout human history: Twitter. This is why Andrew Sullivan demanded that the always-broken Twitter not undergo some...

Does Use of Twitter During Iranian Riots In Some Way Absolve Twitter of Sucking?

Iranian media crackdown prompts Tweets and blogs

Sarah Palin Officially Twats

Oh look, snowbilly grifter and chronic liar Sarah Palin has done that predictable thing. Isn't that cute, it's just her second twat and she's already whining about the Librul Mediaz. STOP IT. Also check out the Cheryl Tiegs/Sears-style neon...