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Toxic Xenophobe Michelle Malkin’s Twitchy: Still A Idiot (Updated!)
How is Michelle Malkin’s House for Runaway Dwarves With Syphilitic Brain Lesions furthering the cause of conservatism lately? Like this: “Rainn Wilson, Michael Moore cite Onion’s NRA-bashing parody.” In it, the unbylined “Twitchy staff” do a happy gleeful GOTCHA dance about liberal stupids. See, Michael Moore and Rainn Wilson tweeted out an Onion link — [...]
Happy Conservative Warriors Defeated by Mysterious CPAC Plague Caused By Liberals Probably
Everybody please welcome our newest Wonkesse, Kaili Joy Gray what we stoled from Daily Kos! Remember that time when all the hip, young conservatives — like teen starlet Phyllis Schlafly and some dumb chick from Alaska and also for some reason Michele Bachmann — gathered in that godless cesspool that is our nation’s capitol to [...]
Oh No We Have Been Blinded By Our Sarah Palin-Induced Rage
dkawejfls sjdflksjdfklsd ejweufls what is even happening here, oh right we cannot see our keyboards to type, because we have been blinded by our inchoate rage! DAMN YOU SARAH PALIN, THE ONE TRUE BEACON OF LIBERTY (AND CLASS)! Damn your ENRAGENING EYES!
‘Leftists’ Say Mean Things About Saintly Pope: A Children’s Treasury Of Instant Butthurt
So, as you know, the Pope went all Brave Sir Robin today, but apparently it is very, very uncivil to make jokes about The Impressive Clergyman, or to mention that the institution he has led since 2005 has had a bit of a problem with kiddy-diddling priests. Almost as soon as the news was announced, [...]
Republican Who Tweeted About Trayvon Martin As A Drug-Addled Gay Hustler Would Like To Show You His Penis
This morning we learned about Todd Kincannon, a sensitive former executive director of the South Carolina GOP. We learned that he loves to say on Twitter that Travyon Martin deserved to be put down like a rabid dog, and also that if he had grown up (which of course he did not) he would have [...]
Michelle Malkin Fights For Truth: Can Gun-Grabber Gabby Giffords Even Write Stuff?
A liberal fraud was pushed on you this evening, friends. A dirty untruth, pushed upon you in a sinister plot to take away your weapons. Several news outlets — including your vaunted Washington Post — published a photograph of the handwritten notes former Rep. Gabby Giffords read from at a gun-control hearing this afternoon. The [...]
16 Year Old Wingnut Pwns Liberal Media Weenie Eric Boehlert On Twitter; 2012 Election Nullified
OMG you guys! Wingnut blogger Robert Stacey “The Other McCain” McCain, who we’d never even heard of before we did our very first Wonket six months ago, has a very important article about how a plucky 16-year old girl TOTALLY DESTROYED liberal media figure Eric Boehlert in a Twitter argument about Benghazi. Eventually — get [...]
Michelle Malkin: Why Is the Southern Poverty Law Center Always Shooting The Family Research Council With Guns?
A security guard at the building of the Family Research Council in Washington, D.C., was shot today. After the Dark Knight mass shooting in Colorado, the Sikh Temple mass shooting in Wisconsin, and yet another in Texas, it is time we as a nation took a step back and realized who the real victims are: [...]
When Will The Left Stop Being Hysterical About Obama Being Tried For Treason?
Hey Wonkers, remember this? The horror in Ol’ Walnuts’s eyes as he realized the tidal wave of fucking nuts to which he was in thrall? Good times! But remember also (you should, because you just watched it) how Country First stood up to that lady and actually told her something she did not want to [...]
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