Tag: twit

Meghan McCain Going Nuts Because Somebody Somewhere On the Internet Wants To Kill Himself

Much like the earlier generations of unemployed bloggers, Meghan McCain is just so deep in the Internet right now that she's going double insane. Behold her nervous, illiterate twitters about somebody she doesn't know who may or may not...

Anti-American Outrage: Twitter Blocked On White House Computers

Jesus fuck is this even America anymore? First we elect a black president, and now the Twitter is shut off in the White House? And we don't want to hear any of this "Security concerns" balderdash, because when we...

Sarah Palin Found Some List of Famous Quotes

Read the boring old ghost-written industrial-lobby press release "op ed" under Sarah Palin's byline in the Washington Post today if you want the neocon elitist version of the Alaskan idiot. For the real "Let Sarah be batshit Sarah" Palin,...

Twitter So Scared of Andrew Sullivan, Iran

We know a little bit about disputed elections and revolutions and riots and such, and they all have one thing in common, throughout human history: Twitter. This is why Andrew Sullivan demanded that the always-broken Twitter not undergo some...

Does Use of Twitter During Iranian Riots In Some Way Absolve Twitter of Sucking?

Iranian media crackdown prompts Tweets and blogs

Sarah Palin Officially Twats

Oh look, snowbilly grifter and chronic liar Sarah Palin has done that predictable thing. Isn't that cute, it's just her second twat and she's already whining about the Librul Mediaz. STOP IT. Also check out the Cheryl Tiegs/Sears-style neon...

Levi vs. Sarah, TeeVee’s Longest Running Snowbilly Reality Show

This is going to go on forever -- and eventually, it will involve the female participants wrestling in a vat of Taco Bell X-treme ketchup or whatever. Hooray! Now, lest you believe...

NRO ‘The Corner’ Blogger Tells Coleman To Concede

What is this, the famous journal of conservative thought (now begging you to subscribe for HALF OFF!) is calling on Brave Norm Coleman to actually give up fighting this election he lost to an actual teevee clown? In one...

John McCain’s Twitter Thinks It’s Better Than Our Lord Jesus Christ

The super-dumb full-of-shit jingoistic Magic 8-Ball known as "John McCain's twatbot" crapped this out today: "America has been and remains the greatest force for good in history." Eric Spiegelman wonders why John McCain is pissing on Christ's grave.

Stephen Colbert Has Twatted

Boy you can say anything on the teevee these days, thanks to the Fairness Doctrine.

Sean Hannity Getting Crazier by the Minute

The technological marvel that is "Twitter" allows Americans the opportunity to watch wingnut entertainers actually lose their shit in real time, on the Internet. Here, neanderthal poop-sack Sean Hannity lets us know about the New World Order, in which...

Could Twitter Improve Your Drinking Skills?

What do you call a bunch of D.C. drunks who also do the "tweets" with the "twitter" on the landlines or whatever? Twestival! It is for charity, so it's okay. And it happens tonight, you twits. This is an actual...

Lovable Karl Rove Your New Pretend Twitter Friend

History may not change the perception of George W. Bush Junior as America's crappiest president, but many thousands of excitable dorks are very excited about the New Reputation of lovable gargoyle Karl Rove, America's latest favorite Twit. To become a...