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FLOTUS FILES 10:10 am December 10, 2012
Second Term Michelle Obama Will Win Grammy, Keep Stealing Your Favorite Snacks
Good day to you, FLOTUS fans! How have you been lately? Have you been obeying your morning arm-workout regimen or have you been binge eating in your bathroom? Michelle is always watching, you know! Your FLOTUS correspondent has been busy these past few weeks, considering a run for Jesse Jackson, Jr.’s congressional seat. (This is [...]
CAPITALISM SHEDS A TEAR 6:21 pm November 16, 2012
America Mourns Death Of Snack Food Murdered By Union Thugs
Today is a sad day for Americans because we are losing a quintessentially American dessert, maybe forever. This is mostly the fault of commie liberal “labor” unions who have the NERVE to demand a living wage for their work, which makes the whole thing double plus sad. Of course, it isn’t actually the fault of [...]
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