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People Talk Loudly Over Emcee Chris Matthews at Press Dinner

Thursday, February 14th, 2008

chrismatthewsliz.jpgUh oh, it looks like last-minute emcee Chris “Chinese Bus” Matthews had some problems at last night’s Washington Press Club Foundation dinner. He was trying to talk, but everyone kept talking over him. Alas, he now knows what it’s like to be a guest on Hardball. A Wonkette operative tells the story, after the jump! MORE »


What Is This ‘Chinese Bus’ You Speak Of?

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008

Chris Matthews’ son hopped on the “Chinese Bus” today from New York. Or was it from China? Or maybe he meant to say, let’s see, Chinatown bus? Only residents of a few states in the Northeast know what the Chinatown buses are, so now most of the country is wondering what Chris Matthews’ magical “Chinese Bus” is.


Chris Matthews Asks Tim Kaine To “Speak Southern” For Him

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008

Oh Tweety. He gets a southern governor on his teevees, like Virginia’s Tim Kaine, and he asks him to “speak Southern.” When Tim Kaine says “I’m a Kansan by birth,” all Matthews can do is laugh. He is a monster.