The technological marvel that is “Twitter” allows Americans the opportunity to watch wingnut entertainers actually lose their shit in real time, on the Internet. Here, neanderthal poop-sack Sean Hannity lets us know about the New World Order, in which the Black Muslim President (Nancy Pelosi) will somehow make right-wing bloggers get drivers’ licenses, in order to type ALL CAPS freakouts about the Islamo-Fascists in the White House. Illegal Mexicans/Dirty Bombers, however, will still be allowed full access to both America and its white virgins. [Twitter]

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