Oooh, it’s an angry letter about you, the readers of this wretched clearinghouse of half-literate nonsense, who generate ignorant drivel in incomplete sentences (i.e. “comments”). Our collective fate: far worse than a King Edward II-style red-hot poker to the bum, we shall be punished by mass humiliation … ON TWITTER. MORE »

Hey, here is a fucking terrible idea: take an angry old publicity whore who has decided that hiring an intern to fart out cheap 140-character anecdotes on a three-year-old Interwebs Technology is the route back to political glory, and have that person do an interview with George Stephanopoulos. On Twitter. [George's Bottom Line]

Don Lemon hosts some CNN show we never watch because we are too busy WORKING, but he is a heavy user of the Twitter, and it looks like his beautiful friendship with some nut named “Carol” recently went south. Just this morning he was glad she watched his show, but then 12 minutes later he was all, “Please fuck off and die forever, I have no time for you, nut.” MORE »