December 7, 2013
Just yesterday Jim Newell, the most prescient investigative journalist since Nostradamus, very sensibly asked, “What in fuck are [Sarah Palin] and LL Cool J going to talk about” on some crappy Fox News show? The answer is, nothing!
Our President Obama displays a troubling tendency not to go shooting off his mouth about whatever the fuck, for example the delicate situation in Iran, and now Google’s decision to maybe get out of China on account of China’s bad behavior on the Internets. Why is the President not declaring war on China already?
Oooh, it’s an angry letter about you, the readers of this wretched clearinghouse of half-literate nonsense, who generate ignorant drivel in incomplete sentences (i.e. “comments”). Our collective fate: far worse than a King Edward II-style red-hot poker to the bum, we shall be punished by mass humiliation … ON TWITTER.
Hey, here is a fucking terrible idea: take an angry old publicity whore who has decided that hiring an intern to fart out cheap 140-character anecdotes on a three-year-old Interwebs Technology is the route back to political glory, and have that person do an interview with George Stephanopoulos. On Twitter. [George's Bottom Line]