Tag Archives: twats

Gay Fired Romney Foreign Policy Spokesperson Pretty Sure Your Wonkette Responsible For All This Mess

hissies

Hey so remember yesterday when Mitt Romney fucked the dog with his response to this mishigas in ...

Party of David Vitter & Larry Craig & Newt Gingrich Tells Anthony Weiner To Resign

it's okay if republicans do it

Well, we didn’t see this coming at all: The chairman of the Republican National Committee on ...

Newt Gingrich Rams His Love of Easter Candies Down America’s Memory Hole

worse than watergate

Amoral pudgesack Newt Gingrich loves only two things: divorcing his old wives after he gives them ...

Twitter Won’t ‘Verify’ Scott Walker Because He’s Just a Random Jerk

he's also dumber than charlie sheen

Famous people like Howard Stern and Rahm Emanuel have “verified” Twitter accounts, ...

Meghan McCain Suffers ‘Unforeseen Professional Responsibilities’

america's worst people

What’s our favorite poor little rich girl/Nobel Prize For Literature winner Meghan McCain up to ...

RedState Guy Says Tom Friedman Acts Like a Jackass On Amtrak

hamilton vs. burr 2010

Our nation’s leading pundits can always be expected to act like the gentlemen-scholars they ...

Mike Mullen Leaks Classified Attitude Problem

stubborn predator drones

“We’re going to continue to mindlessly funnel money to Pakistan so they can train people ...

Wolf Blitzer Gets Right To the Heart of Shirley Sherrod Scandal

what's the donna brazile angle?

Have you been waiting up all day and night for Washington firebrand Wolf Blitzer’s take on the ...

Fred Thompson Has a 10,000-Year-Old Joke For You!

fred thompson walks into a bar and shoots everyone

Haw haw, Dipshit Magoo Fred Thompson should be the next comedian-senator and then Al Franken could ...

Wonkette’s Tragic Use of Twitter

never forget

The other day we hit 911 posts on Twitter, which is a magickal number used to call the police when ...

Gross New Way To Enjoy Teabagger Twitters

yuck

Do you love to laugh at Tea Party Tweets but hate actually looking at Twitter or knowing about ...

John McCain’s Twitter Talks Awkwardly To Cancer-Bed Troll

shut up old man

Gross old liebot John McCain, whose entire head is made of skin cancer and bullshit, is having a very ...

Today’s Hard-Hitting Profile of a Washington Twitter User Features Chuck Todd

great heroes of trivia war ii

Following the New York Times magazine feature on DC cut-and-paster Mike Allen is no easy job, so ...

140 characters and the truth

CAN YOU USE TWITTER WITHOUT BEING AN IDIOT?: A sad French journalist in DC cannot believe how ...

Angry Old John McCain Can’t Figure Out How This Camera-Phone Works

the horror ... the horror

Lurching worm-beast John McCain found a new thing to yell at today! He’s just stuck down at the ...

Scott Brown Votes For Jobs Bill, Wingnuts Go Nuts On Twitter

#ForPresidentMyAss

In only his second Senate vote, Republican messiah Scott Brown helped the Democrats destroy a ...

Cops & Twatters: DC Detective On Desk Duty For Twitter Snowball Freakout

twitter finally did something

The mean old plain-clothes cop who nearly massacred all DC Twitter-snowball people is in BIG TROUBLE ...

Rich Lowry and the Taliban Not Buying This Obama Peace Prize Bullshit

fundamentalists united

Direct from National Review illiterate Rich Lowry’s Urdu Twitter feed, here is the Al Jazeera ...

Meghan McCain Now Threatening To Run Away With Trashy Sturgis Bikers, and She Definitely Should Do This!

those twittering mccains

Ah, Sturgis … it’s like the “Gathering of the Juggalos” for middle-aged ...

Illiterate Birthers Wandering Around Capitol, Annoying Staffers

circus tards

Hey everybody, some birthers are just wandering around various Senate and House office buildings, ...

Meghan McCain Going Nuts Because Somebody Somewhere On the Internet Wants To Kill Himself

america's literary masters

Much like the earlier generations of unemployed bloggers, Meghan McCain is just so deep in the ...

Anti-American Outrage: Twitter Blocked On White House Computers

is this tomorrow

Jesus fuck is this even America anymore? First we elect a black president, and now the Twitter is ...

Karl Rove’s Office Filled With Snuggie Creeps

don't look under the snuggie

When Nobama shuts down Twitter to finally free America from gross old white guys typing porn on their ...

Twitter So Scared of Andrew Sullivan, Iran

street fighting man

We know a little bit about disputed elections and revolutions and riots and such, and they all have ...

Does Use of Twitter During Iranian Riots In Some Way Absolve Twitter of Sucking?

Iranian media crackdown prompts Tweets and blogs [Christian Science Monitor]