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Last week, the media-hijinks website Gawker made a wee oopsy. It posted a story about some guy -- literally, just some guy -- attempting...

Hey so remember yesterday when Mitt Romney fucked the dog with his response to this mishigas in Libya? Well your Wonket had a thought:...

Well, we didn't see this coming at all: The chairman of the Republican National Committee on Tuesday called for Rep. Anthony Weiner to resign from...

Amoral pudgesack Newt Gingrich loves only two things: divorcing his old wives after he gives them cancer, and stuffing his albino-hamster face with Easter...

Famous people like Howard Stern and Rahm Emanuel have "verified" Twitter accounts, meaning they get a little green checkmark next to their name on...

What's our favorite poor little rich girl/Nobel Prize For Literature winner Meghan McCain up to these days? Mostly just making an Olive Garden franchise...

Our nation's leading pundits can always be expected to act like the gentlemen-scholars they are, especially while riding public transportation. That's why CNN fringe-right...

"We're going to continue to mindlessly funnel money to Pakistan so they can train people to kill us, irregardless of whatever that HippieLeaks fruit...

Have you been waiting up all day and night for Washington firebrand Wolf Blitzer's take on the whole Shirley Sherrod bogus wingnut video White...

Haw haw, Dipshit Magoo Fred Thompson should be the next comedian-senator and then Al Franken could retire and focus on his art, you know,...

The other day we hit 911 posts on Twitter, which is a magickal number used to call the police when your neighbors are on...

Do you love to laugh at Tea Party Tweets but hate actually looking at Twitter or knowing about Teabaggers and their Tweeting Habits? WORRY...

Gross old liebot John McCain, whose entire head is made of skin cancer and bullshit, is having a very important policy discussion with "Snooki,"...

Following the New York Times magazine feature on DC cut-and-paster Mike Allen is no easy job, so Washington Post media typist Howard Kurtz had...

CAN YOU USE TWITTER WITHOUT BEING AN IDIOT?: A sad French journalist in DC cannot believe how terrible it is, this Twitter illiteracy. But...

Lurching worm-beast John McCain found a new thing to yell at today! He's just stuck down at the end of the hall, barking at...

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