Tag: twat

Newt Gingrich Rams His Love of Easter Candies Down America’s Memory Hole

Amoral pudgesack Newt Gingrich loves only two things: divorcing his old wives after he gives them cancer, and stuffing his albino-hamster face with Easter candies to "prove" he loves his current wife, for the time being. But now his...

CAN YOU USE TWITTER WITHOUT BEING AN IDIOT?: A sad French journalist in DC cannot believe how terrible it is, this Twitter illiteracy. But isn't everything terrible?

OH HEY, IT'S TRUE: We're on the Twitter, just Twattin' old-skool, live-blog style, about your favorite Massholes, what's-her-name and got-no-pants.

Meghan McCain Now Threatening To Run Away With Trashy Sturgis Bikers, and She Definitely Should Do This!

Ah, Sturgis ... it's like the "Gathering of the Juggalos" for middle-aged people who saved up enough for a Gold Wing! And the $100-million McCain family just adores acting like they love this dumb populist cretin crap, because, after...

Meghan McCain Going Nuts Because Somebody Somewhere On the Internet Wants To Kill Himself

Much like the earlier generations of unemployed bloggers, Meghan McCain is just so deep in the Internet right now that she's going double insane. Behold her nervous, illiterate twitters about somebody she doesn't know who may or may not...

Anti-American Outrage: Twitter Blocked On White House Computers

Jesus fuck is this even America anymore? First we elect a black president, and now the Twitter is shut off in the White House? And we don't want to hear any of this "Security concerns" balderdash, because when we...

Sarah Palin Found Some List of Famous Quotes

Read the boring old ghost-written industrial-lobby press release "op ed" under Sarah Palin's byline in the Washington Post today if you want the neocon elitist version of the Alaskan idiot. For the real "Let Sarah be batshit Sarah" Palin,...

Twitter So Scared of Andrew Sullivan, Iran

We know a little bit about disputed elections and revolutions and riots and such, and they all have one thing in common, throughout human history: Twitter. This is why Andrew Sullivan demanded that the always-broken Twitter not undergo some...

Does Use of Twitter During Iranian Riots In Some Way Absolve Twitter of Sucking?

Iranian media crackdown prompts Tweets and blogs

Sarah Palin Officially Twats

Oh look, snowbilly grifter and chronic liar Sarah Palin has done that predictable thing. Isn't that cute, it's just her second twat and she's already whining about the Librul Mediaz. STOP IT. Also check out the Cheryl Tiegs/Sears-style neon...

Meghan McCain Now Just Recycling Three-Month-Old Wonkette Posts

Tina Brown's Internet Tendency, Cthulhu du Jour, continues to pay Meghan McCain a few dollars to write what is starting to sound like some fading newspaper's "youth columnist." It is dismal. And today, it's just some used-up "Whoa Karl...

NRO ‘The Corner’ Blogger Tells Coleman To Concede

What is this, the famous journal of conservative thought (now begging you to subscribe for HALF OFF!) is calling on Brave Norm Coleman to actually give up fighting this election he lost to an actual teevee clown? In one...

John McCain’s Twitter Thinks It’s Better Than Our Lord Jesus Christ

The super-dumb full-of-shit jingoistic Magic 8-Ball known as "John McCain's twatbot" crapped this out today: "America has been and remains the greatest force for good in history." Eric Spiegelman wonders why John McCain is pissing on Christ's grave.

Stephen Colbert Has Twatted

Boy you can say anything on the teevee these days, thanks to the Fairness Doctrine.