BREAKING: New Yorkers May Not Be Very Nice
Thursday, January 31st, 2008
Rudy Giuliani has always been a loser, but now he meets the narrower, more technical definition of the word, since he ran for president and lost lost lost lost ha ha ha ha LOST er, excuse us, he lost. Anyway, having nothing better to do but enjoy the company of his crazy new wife and loving children millions of dollars earned from 9/11-themed “leadership” talks, Rudy will no doubt go crawling back to the city where he grew up, and where his career was launched. Of course, when Rudy’s hometown paper went around the city to collect words of encouragement for him, New York’s inhabitants lived up to their nurturing, supportive reputation when asked what they thought of their ex-mayor’s valiant run at the presidency: MORE »
Rudy Giuliani has always been a loser, but now he meets the narrower, more technical definition of the word, since he ran for president and lost lost lost lost ha ha ha ha LOST er, excuse us, he lost. Anyway, having nothing better to do but enjoy the company of his crazy new wife and loving children millions of dollars earned from 9/11-themed “leadership” talks, Rudy will no doubt go crawling back to the city where he grew up, and where his career was launched. Of course, when Rudy’s hometown paper went around the city to collect words of encouragement for him, New York’s inhabitants lived up to their nurturing, supportive reputation when asked what they thought of their ex-mayor’s valiant run at the presidency: MORE »