Democrats flood the Texas primaries, Gary Cohn runs from Washington, and Stormy Daniels might have some dick pics. Your morning news brief.
Fucking hell, we are already exhausted.
Trump says big words to rich people, Paul Ryan steps on sick children, and a museum offers Trump a golden throne. Your morning newsbrief.
Rupert Murdoch's ex-wife Wendi Deng might be a Chinese spy, the White House is surrounding Trump with muscle to keep him from dealmaking on DACA, and Steve Bannon testifies! Your morning news brief!
Yep, the Mueller investigation is going to wrap up just after the New Year. YOU BET, TRUMP!
SPOILER, the answer is probably yes.
The GOP still can't figure out what it's doing, REXXON is blowing off security briefings, and Melon Trump hates being FLOTUS. Your post-vacay morning news brief!
Oh, you meant THOSE Russian emails?
The Michael Flynn indictment clock is a-tickin'!
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Who are you going to believe? The thug who sets his goons on people and fixed the last election, or the Turkish president?
Trump talks DACA with Dems, Trump-Russia twists in a new direction, and Notorious RBG nicetime! Your morning news brief!
Get it? Cause Dodge is, like, IN KANSAS.
Well, this story is very unfair to Jesus!
MAYBE Russia helped, but only if everybody else peer pressured them.