Tag: turkey

Should Robert Mueller Put Erik Prince In Jail For Trump-Russia Crimes? Yes Or OH FUCK YES?

SPOILER, the answer is probably yes.

Trump Finds A Website Worse Than Fox News. Wonkagenda For Mon., Nov. 27, 2017

The GOP still can't figure out what it's doing, REXXON is blowing off security briefings, and Melon Trump hates being FLOTUS. Your post-vacay morning news brief!

They Wanted ALL YOUR RUSSIAN EMAILS, Jared Kushner, You Slimy Fuck

Oh, you meant THOSE Russian emails?

LOL Michael Flynn Is So Fucked

The Michael Flynn indictment clock is a-tickin'!

Robert Mueller Ready To Throw Michael Flynn And His Pizzagate-Loving Idiot Son IN JAIL

Click for the Flynn news and all the other latest updates in the Trump-Russia investigation!

DONALD TRUMP APOLOGIZES! (To Turkey. For Americans’ Faces Scuffing Up Its Bodyguards’ Boots)

Who are you going to believe? The thug who sets his goons on people and fixed the last election, or the Turkish president?

Trump, Chuck, And Nancy Have DACA Dinner Date! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Sept. 14, 2017

Trump talks DACA with Dems, Trump-Russia twists in a new direction, and Notorious RBG nicetime! Your morning news brief!
Don't mind me, I'm just being a complete asshole.

Sam Brownback Gets The Hell Out Of Dodge

Get it? Cause Dodge is, like, IN KANSAS.

Hobby Lobby Has To Return All The Cool Bible Shit It Stoled From Iraq. UNFAIR!

Well, this story is very unfair to Jesus!

How Many Countries Helped Trump Steal 2016 Election? Sean Spicer Says ALL OF THEM KATIE

MAYBE Russia helped, but only if everybody else peer pressured them.

Pence Summons Republican Swamp Monster. Wonkagenda For Fri., June 16, 2017

Mike Pence lawyers up, Jared Kushner is under the spotlight, and Russian mobsters? Oh my! Your morning news brief!

DC Charging Erdogan’s Goon Squad For Bringing Turkish-Style Democracy To America

If those guys ever come back to America, they might be in big trouble.

A Student Loan Debt Monopoly? Nothing To Worry About, College Kids! Wonkagenda for Wed., May 31, 2017

Nobody wants to work with Trump, Hannity vows to fight facts, and Betsy DeVos wants to monopolize the student loan debt business. Your morning news brief!

Wow, Turkey Is Being An *Unbelievable* Dick

Why didn't the US suspend all protest for the Turkish president, like Saudi Arabia did for Trump???

BREAKING! Mike Pence Lying Again. For A Change.

Lies, damn lies, and VP Pence.