Tag: turds

It Is Not Very Hard To Get Kicked Out Of A Politico Party Apparently

Tampa, Day Something -- We had just gotten a small glass of Bulleit (the greatest bourbon) from the very sweet twenty-nothing barkeep, when a lady, who just moments before had gotten what looked to be a lovely pinot grigio, walked...

Fox News Turd Says Rick Perry Is Just Like Occupy Wall Street Protesters

Swollen imp-turd Neil Cavuto had Rick Perry on the Fox News business slash-fiction channel the other day, and Rick Perry did his cum-mumble about bailing out Wall Street or whatever rhymes he bit off Ron Paul's eyebrow, and then...

CPAC Epilogue: Giant Newt Gingrich Turd Found In Bathroom Stall

Our CPAC mental sodomy adventures can best be summarized in the above "flipcam" footage, filmed at great personal risk during a Friday night CPAC sexytime party: Newt Gingrich's latest (?) choose-your-own Homosexual Agenda Adventure paperback was discovered in a...

Fred Thompson Hates Everyone

Here's Fred Thompson, the laziest presidential candidate ever whose entire platform was to chase Mexicans in his red truck and then kick 'em in the butt, offering for some reason his take on economics, for eight minutes. He...