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Tampa, Day Something -- We had just gotten a small glass of Bulleit (the greatest bourbon) from the very sweet twenty-nothing barkeep, when a lady,...

Swollen imp-turd Neil Cavuto had Rick Perry on the Fox News business slash-fiction channel the other day, and Rick Perry did his cum-mumble about...

Our CPAC mental sodomy adventures can best be summarized in the above "flipcam" footage, filmed at great personal risk during a Friday night CPAC...

Here's Fred Thompson, the laziest presidential candidate ever whose entire platform was to chase Mexicans in his red truck and then kick 'em...

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