Tag: tucker carlson

Trump White House Adds Black ESPN Lady Jemele Hill To Hit List, We Mean Shit List

GO FUCK YOURSELF, SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS.

Newsbuster ‘Breaks’ Story Of Martha Plimpton’s Shameful Abortions, About Which She’s NOT EVEN ASHAMED!

Wingnuts discover a pro-choice actor isn't freaked out by abortions. Pearls are clutched.

Colin Kaepernick: Domestic Terrorist, Or ACTUAL OSAMA BIN LADEN? Fox And NFL Unsure!

Is Colin Kaepernick the best quarterback who ever lived? Nah. But it's pretty weird how he STILL doesn't have a job. Wonder why!

A Long Ass List Of Folks Who SHOULD NOT Look At The Eclipse Today. Dammit, Eric Trump, What’s Wrong With You?

The following people are dumb and might need to be reminded.
Fer one thing, its eyes are just teensy li'l things, and it don't have a hat.

Deleted Comments: You Mental Midgets Can’t Write A Headline Without FUCK or NAZI! LOL

One good way to not get called a Nazi: don't walk around with swastikas and torches.

Fox News Lady Wins O’Reilly’s Peabody For Excellence In Smirking Between Two Crying Black People

Is this the worst thing Fox News has aired all week? SO HARD TO SAY!

Fox News’s Jesse Watters: America’s Not Racist, But I SURE AM!

The entire history of Fox News, somehow distilled into 24 AMAZING SECONDS.

Oh Go Fuck Yourself With A Tiki Torch, Tucker Carlson

Tucker Carlson knows who the real racists are, and it's the Left, who are racist against racists.

Trump (Excuse Me! Excuse Me!) Perfectly Sane. Wonkagenda for Wed., Aug. 16, 2017

Trump literally defends Nazis, special elections results are in, and Baltimore topples Confederate statues. Your morning news brief!

SkinnyCare Snaps Into Pieces. Wonkagenda For Fri., July 28, 2017

SkinnyCare fails, The Mooch gets mouthy, and the GOP tries dragging Hillary into Trump-Russia. Your morning news brief.

White House Long Knives Out For Murkowski. Wonkagenda For Thurs., July 27, 2017

GOP backs Sessions, SkinnyCare's chances are slim, and Zinke threatens Murkowski. Your morning news brief.

Auntie Maxine Waters Says She Just Learned What ‘Shade’ Means, Uh Huh You Bet

Quoth the woman who INVENTED SHADE.

Tucker Carlson Getting A Little More Hitlery All The Time

Tucker Carlson is just wondering why the Gypsies are so weird and hostile to him.

Kellyanne Conway Has Fun With Words! Wonkagenda For Thurs., July 13, 2017

Trump-Russia gets weirder, CruzCare is LITERALLY 'junk insurance,' and Kellyanne Conway has fun with words. Your morning news brief.

Do You Think Putin Brought The Pee Tape? Wonkagenda For Fri., July 7, 2017

Trump meets Putin, TrumpCare might be collapsing, and Illinois FINALLY gets a budget. Your morning news brief.