Tag: tucker carlson

Trump Pisses On US Allies Like Russian Pee Hookers. Wonkagenda for Fri. May 26, 2017

Trump alienates allies, Ted Cruz has money problems, and FCC is REALLY trying to screw with you. Your morning news brief.

Rebecca Schoenkopf Is Prophet Like Tucker Carlson: A Story By Rebecca Schoen-I Mean Evan Hurst

WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THIS THING WE FOUND ON THE DAILY CALLER?
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Roger Stone’s #HOTTAKES On Trump-Russia Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller

Roger Stone has ideas about the special prosecutor, and they are LOLOLOL!!!

At Least Fox News Is *Sorry* For Calling Autistic 10-Year-Old An Entitled Stalking Snowflake

It's good Fox News has apologized for yelling at an autistic little boy. Maybe they should not yell at little kids to begin with?

Rod Rosenstein Just Borked Himself

What the hell, Rod Rosenstein? You coulda had class! You coulda been a contender!

Who’s Going To Pay For The Wall? Your Wonkagenda For Mon., April 24, 2017

Nobody wants to pay for Trump's wall, Hannity got hands-on, the late-night news wars have begun! Your morning news brief!

Obama Speechwriter Calls CNN A Dumb Dick To Its Face, And It Is BAD. ASS.

Also too, the same day, Ted Koppel told Sean Hannity to stop hurting America! It was a good Sunday!

This Former CIA Chief Dude Is A Goddamn Psychic, Like OH HEY MISS CLEO!

Ex-CIA chief Michael Hayden predicted the direction of Team Trump's 'WIRE TAPP' whining this past weekend, before it happened!

Republicans Gettin’ MIGHTY SASSY About Trump’s Stupid ‘Wire Tapp’ Lies

Is our Republicans learning? Hahahaha, no, but they're getting bored with Trump's crap.

On Climate, Tucker Carlson Teaches Bill Nye How To Be So Open-Minded Your Brain Falls Out. Your Open Thread!

Bill Nye learned a valuable lesson. Never interact with Tucker Carlson, who thinks science is a complete mystery. Also: Your OPEN THREAD!

Whatever Happened In Sweden, Donald Trump Pretty Sure They Had It Coming

Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?

Tucker Carlson Proves President Bannon Hasn’t Beheaded Anybody (That We Know Of)

Heckuva job, dipshit. Also, it's your OPEN THREAD! :D

Tucker Carlson Promoted At Fox News For Being World’s Worst Human

Failing upward, that is what this is called.

Lib Trash Megyn Kelly Joining Lib Trash NBC News, Where Lib Trash Belongs

CONGRATS, MEGYN KELLY, even if we kinda hate you sometimes.

The Eight Best Times This Badass ‘Teen Vogue’ Chick Kicked Tucker Carlson In The Nads!

Lauren Duca is GREAT, and she is not askeered of Tucker Carlson.
Beloved cartoon character Elmer Fudd proclaims it's Rabid Season

Team Of Evils: Jeff Sessions Was Too Racist To Be A Federal Judge, But He Could Be Your Next Attorney General!

Yes, that election happened. And here's your proof that it's not just a bad dream.