Tucker Carlson, We’ll Miss You!
Thursday, November 29th, 2007
There have been recent rumors about MSNBC canceling Tucker Carlson’s show. And guess what? Bowtied Republicans are so pissed off that they are organizing a campaign to save the job of their chest-flashing, crazy dancing, totally not gay preppy pundit. The group, Save Tucker, even has a cute little mission statement. MORE »
There have been recent rumors about MSNBC canceling Tucker Carlson’s show. And guess what? Bowtied Republicans are so pissed off that they are organizing a campaign to save the job of their chest-flashing, crazy dancing, totally not gay preppy pundit. The group, Save Tucker, even has a cute little mission statement. MORE »








The New York Times reported today that MSNBC is
The National Enquirer published one of those fun exclusives they do yesterday called “PRESIDENTIAL CHEATING SCANDAL!” The “President” in question is John Edwards, that studly Adonis who likely has dozens of staffers offering fresh trim by the bushel.
“I think Tucker just wanted us to know that underneath the bow tie and stick-up-his-spine (ahem) Dancing With the Stars performance last year, he’s a 100 percent, red-blooded American man, with a capital ‘M’ for macho. I agree with you. If he felt that threatened he should’ve left the police to handle it. He says, by the way, that the guy was arrested — I’m assuming his assailant didn’t counter-charge Tucker and his ‘friend’ with assault. I’d like to challenge Tucker to produce a police report, though, and share exactly what Georgetown bathroom he was in … was it, like, Georgetown Park or Smith Point?” [