Tag: tucker carlson

On Climate, Tucker Carlson Teaches Bill Nye How To Be So Open-Minded Your Brain Falls Out. Your Open Thread!

Bill Nye learned a valuable lesson. Never interact with Tucker Carlson, who thinks science is a complete mystery. Also: Your OPEN THREAD!

Whatever Happened In Sweden, Donald Trump Pretty Sure They Had It Coming

Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?

Tucker Carlson Proves President Bannon Hasn’t Beheaded Anybody (That We Know Of)

Heckuva job, dipshit. Also, it's your OPEN THREAD! :D

Tucker Carlson Promoted At Fox News For Being World’s Worst Human

Failing upward, that is what this is called.

Lib Trash Megyn Kelly Joining Lib Trash NBC News, Where Lib Trash Belongs

CONGRATS, MEGYN KELLY, even if we kinda hate you sometimes.

The Eight Best Times This Badass ‘Teen Vogue’ Chick Kicked Tucker Carlson In The Nads!

Lauren Duca is GREAT, and she is not askeered of Tucker Carlson.
Beloved cartoon character Elmer Fudd proclaims it's Rabid Season

Team Of Evils: Jeff Sessions Was Too Racist To Be A Federal Judge, But He Could Be Your Next Attorney General!

Yes, that election happened. And here's your proof that it's not just a bad dream.

Trump Idiots Pretty Sure Beyoncé To Blame For Donald Trump Being So Rapey

It's so obvious, and if you can't see it, you're probably IN ON THE CONSPIRACY.

Fox Jerks So Glad That Nice Hurricane Matthew Came And Made It Harder For Dems To Vote

Stuart Varney and Tucker Carlson say Democrats won't bother to vote in a storm, because they are lazy.

Remember When Donald Trump Thought Paula Deen Hurling N-Word Around Was No Biggie?

If Charlie Rangel could say 'cracker,' why can't white people say the N-word? TRUMP SENSED A DOUBLE STANDARD!
weird things in this scene: 1. Applejack with out her hat 2. Applejack reading 3. Applejack at a spa 4. Doktor Zoom using an applejack pic in the first place

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What Are Fox News Patriots Saying About Terrible, Horrible America-Hater Colin Kaepernick?

Did you hear Kaepernick is a secret Islamic? Sean Hannity did!

Why Do Hillary Clinton Press Conferences Hate White People So Much?

Ask Hillary if she's 'trustworthy' again. ASK HER, WE DARE YOU.
Typical.

Secret Muslim Barack Obama’s New House Is Near A Mosque, And The Daily Caller Is ON IT

Maybe Kenyan Muslim Marxist Gay Obama wants to live 1,096 feet from a mosque so he can hop, skip and jump to prayers WITH HIS PEOPLE!

Your New Hottest Exotic European Mayor Is Sexxxiest Guy Named ‘Carl’ Ever To Live

Say goodbye to Justin Trudeau and that man-king of Reykjavik, there's a new hotty mctotty lord mayor in town! Or we guess you could invite them all over, together, for a 'cuppa cuppa' burning love!
NOPE!

Ted Cruz’s Grubby, Foreign-Born Hands Feeling Spanky Again

Hey look, it's another person who hates Ted Cruz and his creepy, punchable face. Apparently there was a youngun' in attendance at a Cruz rally in LaPorte, Indiana, and he decided to shout his feelings at the bad Canadian...