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Tuesday, February 5th, 2008
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MITT ROMNEY
JESUS
Jesus To Strike Washington With Tsunami, Today
Thursday, December 21st, 2006
Enough screwing around with holiday fun! Jesus is coming, and He’s pissed. (For our British-raised readers, that means “pissed off” and not “drunk.”) We just got this tip:
Tsunami Warning for *TODAY* 21/12/06. Press releases:
1. http://biz.yahoo.com
2. http://www.webwire.com
3. http://biz.yahoo.com
They concern an imminent tsunami warning for the East Coast due to happen *TODAY* 21st December 2006, the darkest day of the year.
Nice job denying Christ, sellouts! More doom after the jump.
