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Posts Tagged ‘tsunami’

Liveblogging The Loser Speech Spectacular!

Tuesday, February 5th, 2008

You forgot about Ron Paul!Mike Huckabee, elected permanent dictator of three Southern states, has already spoken. Now Mitt Romney is talking about how screwed we are. What more delights await? MORE »


Jesus To Strike Washington With Tsunami, Today

Thursday, December 21st, 2006

'Whoever discovers the interpretation of these sayings will not taste death.' - WonketteEnough screwing around with holiday fun! Jesus is coming, and He’s pissed. (For our British-raised readers, that means “pissed off” and not “drunk.”) We just got this tip:

Tsunami Warning for *TODAY* 21/12/06. Press releases:
1. http://biz.yahoo.com
2. http://www.webwire.com
3. http://biz.yahoo.com
They concern an imminent tsunami warning for the East Coast due to happen *TODAY* 21st December 2006, the darkest day of the year.

Nice job denying Christ, sellouts! More doom after the jump.

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