Tag: Truth Wins Out

Fame and fortune except the fortune part.

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Fights against the gay agenda during divorce filings.

Help, My Husband Is A Homosexual! I Can Have GoFundMe Bigot Bucks Now?

In recent months, aggrieved fundamentalists have turned grifting into an absolute artform. Did a mean homogay come into your flower shop wanting to buy flowers? GoFundMe. Did a terrible nasty lesbian lady ask you, a cake-baker, to bake a...
Nope, sorry, doesn't work, all these dudes still like dick.

Nation Braces For Dick-Filled Sex Festival Known As ‘Ex-Gay Awareness Month’

Amazing grace, how sweet the sound That saved a wretch like me. I once was gay, but now I'm into snatch OMG LOL it's my favorite just kidding EW NASTY. (Ancient "ex-gay" hymn) Hey boys, time to dismount from the strange dick you found...
That's yr gay Wonkette's niece. She's actually a wingnut, but her parents pose her for pictures like this.

A Sappy Love Letter From Your Gay Wonkette, About America Getting Gay Marriaged In The Butt

Thursday night, I sat in my parents' front yard just outside Memphis and looked at the house where I spent my teenage years. I wasn't intending to have either Poignant Thoughts or A Moment, I just wanted to smoke a...
Marco Rubio may very well believe this is happening right now, in the sky.

Surprise! Marco Rubio’s Church Is Full Of Demon-Wrasslers, Gay-Haters And Creationist Derp

Marco Rubio has two churches in Miami. One, as you might imagine, is the Catholic kind, because the Cuban-American Rubio is Catholic. The other one is a ginormous Baptist affair, featuring demon-wrasslin', homo-hatin,' and a sincerely held religious belief...
All he needs are some tasty waves and a good attorney

Wonkette Buys Human Again, A Queer Gay Homosexual One For A Change

With now FIVE FULL-TIME STAFFERS, your Wonkette is ... we're not sure, but we think half as big as Twitchy now? So if you need a dumb, unclever, rightwing take on stupid tweets telling libtards SNAP and THEY ARE...

Handsome Joe Biden Knows How Stupid Ben Carson’s Gay Prison Comments Were, Jesus, God!

Do you all remember last week, when Republican Presidential (Hilariously) Hopeful Ben Carson said that we know that gayness is a choice, due to all these dudes go to prison, and they end up doing Guy Sex while they're...

Marcus Bachmann’s Christian Counseling Practice Has New Name, Is Surprisingly Still In Existence

You gotta hand it to good old sad old Marcus Bachmann. He takes a licking (ewww now we have that image in our head and we HATE us) and keeps on ticking. After the homosexxicans at Truth Wins Out...

Marcus Bachmann Asks Gay Guy to Pay For Services Not Performed

Your Wonkette reporter of homosexuals is very sad to report that Republican presidential candidate and famous Congresslady Michele Bachmann's silver-maned heterosexual dreamboat needs some cash. $150, to be exact. No, it is not for a beautiful new wig or...

God-Fearing Gay-Curing iPhone App Destroyed By Homosexual Radicals

Well, well, well, you say, look who's rolling up into the Wonkette like he never left!  That is right, it is your Reporter of the Homosexual Menace, who has been frankly quite busy lately with his full-time gig at...

Jewish ‘Ex-Gay’ Group JONAH Pioneers ‘Take Off Your Pants, Touch Yourself’ Method of De-Gayification

Do you find yourself to be "gay and Jewish," but wish you could shake the "gay" part? Well, then just remove your pants, stand in front of this mirror and stroke yourself for me, and you'll be the...