Truth Wins Out

THE HOMOSEXUALS!  3:27 pm November 17, 2011

Marcus Bachmann Asks Gay Guy to Pay For Services Not Performed

by Evan Hurst

Your Wonkette reporter of homosexuals is very sad to report that Republican presidential candidate and famous Congresslady Michele Bachmann’s silver-maned heterosexual dreamboat needs some cash. $150, to be exact. No, it is not for a beautiful new wig or one of those special fake-booby things that drag queens wear! Stop being silly, everyone. It’s just [...]

THE HOMOSEXUALS!  1:13 pm March 23, 2011

God-Fearing Gay-Curing iPhone App Destroyed By Homosexual Radicals

by Evan Hurst

Well, well, well, you say, look who’s rolling up into the Wonkette like he never left!  That is right, it is your Reporter of the Homosexual Menace, who has been frankly quite busy lately with his full-time gig at another pro-America website. But he is here to gloat about his organization condemn the activities of [...]

THE HOMOSEXUALS!  3:13 pm July 19, 2010

Jewish ‘Ex-Gay’ Group JONAH Pioneers ‘Take Off Your Pants, Touch Yourself’ Method of De-Gayification

by Evan Hurst

Do you find yourself to be “gay and Jewish,” but wish you could shake the “gay” part? Well, then just remove your pants, stand in front of this mirror and stroke yourself for me, and you’ll be the lady-romancing “Eric Cantor” of your local shul before you know it! The senior counselor for JONAH, (Jews [...]


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