trucks
None Of These Democrats Actually Drive Trucks (Except Maybe The Nice Lesbian Couple)
Today is the day with the best likelihood of us posting your nonsense. Like this ad full of total actors claiming they are Democrats who drive trucks! As if! That black lady does not drive a truck! That old biddy does not drive a truck! BUT.
Pickup Truck Warns of Impending ‘Muslim Attack’
WHY WON’T AMERICA LISTEN TO THE PICKUP TRUCKS? Our nation’s pickup trucks are always alerting citizens to new threats, but nobody seems to listen, even though we do our part to bring them to the people. Things are getting so bad that it’s no longer enough to post messages on your truck; you now have [...]
Truck Has ‘OBAMA’ Acronym; Real America Discovers Use For Palin Book
Hey look, this pickup truck has figured out what the letters in “Obama” mean: “One Big Ass Mistake America.” Except it seems to be missing a comma. (Probably stoled by socialism.) What exactly is this truck saying? “One Big Ass, Mistake America”? Saucy and unpatriotic! “One Big Ass Mistake, America”? That seems more likely, but [...]
Disaffected Pickup Truck Can’t Spell, Hates ‘Politian + CEO’S’
According to some guy on Tumblr: “How long was I in Virginia before spotting a handwritten, misspelled Tea Party message on a dry-erase board duct-taped to the back of a truck? Literally ten minutes.”
Insane Death Machine Still Only Gets 6.3/10 On ‘Real American Scale,’ For Forgetting Truck Nutz
Holy shit. Which one of you did this? [Gawker]
Scott Brown’s Truck Found Where It Logically Should Be!
Look, a local human was walking by the Russell office building parking lot just yesterday and OH SHIT IT’S SCOTT BROWN’S TRUCK, where he banged Simon Cowell and won the presidency of Massachusetts by beating J. F. Kennedy 100-0 in the snow. He still drives this truck to his new job! Five more authenticity points [...]
Florida Lawmakers Take Brave Stand Against Fake Testicles
If Trucks Ran On Puppies, Texas Would Drive Them Still
Fred Thompson Shilling for Gas Money
9/10 NEVER FORGET: World War III Has Apparently Started, In Mexico, And As Usual It’s About Oil
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