Tag: trucks

Dozens Of Truckers Show Up To Completely Shut Down DC; Constitution Likely To Survive Anyway

In a development that took nobody by surprise, the Great Big Trucker Siege of Washington DC has drawn several thousand fewer participants than the several thousand truckers that the organizers had hoped would show up and block traffic on...

Deleted Comments Of The Day: President Jesse Ventura Meets Poe’s Law

We know you guys love some good old-fashioned derp in these columns, and we aim to please. But frankly, we have to confess that we can't quite tell if this item from the comment queue is an actual example...

Deleted Comments Of The Day: Stop Betraying Ur Native Soil!

Programming Note: We hear that there's a Harvard-educated common man talking in front of the Senate in a not-quite filibuster right now, and we promise we'll have a post about it tomorrow unless you're lucky and a rogue asteroid...

None Of These Democrats Actually Drive Trucks (Except Maybe The Nice Lesbian Couple)

Today is the day with the best likelihood of us posting your nonsense. Like this ad full of total actors claiming they are Democrats who drive trucks! As if! That black lady does not drive a truck! That...

Pickup Truck Warns of Impending ‘Muslim Attack’

WHY WON'T AMERICA LISTEN TO THE PICKUP TRUCKS? Our nation's pickup trucks are always alerting citizens to new threats, but nobody seems to listen, even though we do our part to bring them to the people. Things are getting...

Truck Has ‘OBAMA’ Acronym; Real America Discovers Use For Palin Book

Hey look, this pickup truck has figured out what the letters in "Obama" mean: "One Big Ass Mistake America." Except it seems to be missing a comma. (Probably stoled by socialism.) What exactly is this truck saying? "One Big...

Disaffected Pickup Truck Can’t Spell, Hates ‘Politian + CEO’S’

According to some guy on Tumblr: "How long was I in Virginia before spotting a handwritten, misspelled Tea Party message on a dry-erase board duct-taped to the back of a truck? Literally ten minutes." If you can't read this...

Pickup Truck Thanks Satan For Barack Obama Window

Here is a pickup in Indianapolis that is very thankful that Barack Obama is our president. Whoa, slow down there, truck! It's not even Thanksgiving yet! Leave something to be thankful for! Obama here is wearing his usual "The...

Scott Brown’s Truck Found Where It Logically Should Be!

Look, a local human was walking by the Russell office building parking lot just yesterday and OH SHIT IT'S SCOTT BROWN'S TRUCK, where he banged Simon Cowell and won the presidency of Massachusetts by beating J. F. Kennedy 100-0...

Fred Thompson Shilling for Gas Money