Tag: trucknutz

She's not a doctor, but...

Fox Chick Certain All The Man Prisoners Will Want Hoo-Has Now

You know that thing when a transgender person gets gender reassignment surgery, and everybody at Show And Tell is like "ooh, me too, this is the next hottest thing, gender reassignment surgery, MOOOOOOOMMMM, why does Jessa get gender reassignment...
Be honest, you're looking at his piece of equipment. His LAWNMOWING equipment.

Here Are 9 More Things For Steve King To Gay-Marry After He Divorces His Lawnmower

Rep. Steve King is a glorious fucking numbskull, and he's willing to prove it on the daily, if that's what it takes. Having failed to stop the Supreme Court from throat-cramming America with marriage of the EW GAY kind,...
Dan Price can, um, "process our payments," cough.

Credit Card CEO Doesn’t Want Employees To Starve, Will Be Kicked Out Of Capitalism Now

Heartwarming stories involving big financial services CEOs? They exist, apparently! Meet Dan Price, the CEO of Gravity Payments, a credit card processing company based in Seattle. According to the New York Times, Price had a novel idea, after hearing...

Memphis Mother Of The Year Beats Own Child For Being Too Gay

It is time for a dispatch from your Wonkette's Memphis Outpost, because we have a new hometown Best Mom Ever to tell you about. It seems that Jacqueline Alexander was quite unhappy with how "feminine" and "gay" her son...

Muslim Group Receives a Disturbing Letter About Allen West’s Nuts

Allen West is no friend to Muslims, and he will not apologize for this. He has spent far too many hours researching listening to strange lectures about the great Muslim conspiracy against America to reflect or change his mind...

South Carolina Launches All-Out Assault on Truck Nutz

OH COME ON, as though somehow there are people out there who don't love Truck Nutz? Judging by the number of people who sent us this tip, absolutely NO ONE in all of space/time except a humorless douchebag police...

Meet Joel Demos, Minnesota’s Artisan Monster Truck-Puller

Republican Congressional candidate Joel Demos is a father, a fixer-upper owner, a working man -- you know, just a Regular Guy from MicheleBachmannsota who does Regular Guy Things, like...pull huge-ass monster trucks toward pretend finish lines to meet potential...

Texan Lady Sad About Those Vulgar Truck Nutz Dangling From the Bumper of Every Texan Vehicle

Here's an Ironic Dilemma of Our Times: The only people truly offended by the dumb novelty item called "Truck Nutz" live in the only places where Truck Nutz are commonplace. Conservative church ladies simply don't care for the plastic...

World’s Tiniest TruckNutz Seen In Downtown DC

Here is some bad-ass Jeep-looking thingy with a wee, left-of-center set of blue balls. Avid local Nutz-watcher Brian S. saw this spectacle this morning on K Street, and he is still weeping, but at least we have proof that...