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Posts Tagged ‘trucknutz’

NAPOLEON COMPLEXES

World’s Tiniest TruckNutz Seen In Downtown DC

Monday, June 15th, 2009

Tasteful decorations!Here is some bad-ass Jeep-looking thingy with a wee, left-of-center set of blue balls. Avid local Nutz-watcher Brian S. saw this spectacle this morning on K Street, and he is still weeping, but at least we have proof that these elusive ornaments have actually made it this far north (for the summer, presumably).


FLORIDA

Florida Lawmakers Take Brave Stand Against Fake Testicles

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

Greetings famous squirrel!With hot-button issues like immigration, the environment, and the failing real estate market crowding the “national conversation” these days, it’s nice to see a few ballsy Floridians with the cojones to take on important issues like fake testicles, and how some tasteless individuals like to dangle them from trucks. The brave Florida state Senate passed an amendment to a transportation bill that would levy a $60 fine against anyone with TruckNutz or generic-made fake testicles dangling from their rear bumpers. MORE »