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You all should be ashamed of yourselves. We showed you the nice website called Country Above Self that appropriately lists “Phony Soldiers” as death traitors to America, and you go and inflate the score of Danny Glover, the b-list actor. Obviously everyone was supposed to nominate Truck Nutz. [Country Above Self]

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Yes, we get many nutty e-mails, and sometimes when we open them they link to the best websites in the world. One recent example is Country Above Self, which runs this tag line: “Celebrating Patriots and Exposing Traitors.” You can nominate and rank America’s greatest patriots (still living) and its worst liberal socialist traitors (their souls are always dead). It’s everything the Internet has always wanted. MORE »

Ooh looky it’s another Kustomized Kampaign Trinket for you, the reader! For just $250, you can show the world that YOUR NAME totally supports JOHN MCCAIN. But are there any names or phrases that Gramps McCain won’t accept on his Prideful Outdoor Banners?

We encounter this stern warning: “Demeaning or derogatory names or phrases are not acceptable.”

Ken L.
hahahahaha so no “RUN NEGRO RUN”?
Sara S.
no “Truck Nutz for John McCain”
Ken L.
Oh he would only notice really old-fashioned derogatory names and phrases.
Jim N.
no, that is acceptable for mccain
Ken L.
So, no BALDERDASH banners
Jim N.
yeah, not even the TINIEST picture of a lady’s ankle!
Ken L.
RAPSCALLIONS MOST UNWELCOME!

Personalized McCain Outdoor Banner [JohnMcCain.com]

Oh she’s just asking for it this time. This is our way of saying, “No.” [Hillary Clinton]

FLORIDA IS FOR COW-SEXING: The Florida state legislature closed its 2008 session last Friday, but was unable to ban either Truck Nutz or, less importantly, bestiality before the closing bells. [Tampa Bay Online]