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Military.com Leads Pulitzer Race With SHOCKING Discovery That Troops Want More Money

Are you ready to be shocked? Not just shocked, but SHOCKED? In an effort to scoop the VOX-FiveThirtyEight-Industrial-Statistical-Complex, Military.com has put together a super-sophisticated voluntary online poll that asks the really tough questions: Do you want to make more...

GOP Rep. So Mad At Takers, Obama For Military Cuts That Aren’t Actually Cuts

If Congress signs off on the Pentagon's latest plans, the US Army will be smaller than it's been since before your grandpa fought at the Battle of the Bulge, Iwo Jima, Pearl Harbor, D-Day, X-Men, and Cracker Barrel, yer...

Mitt Romney Didn’t Ignore The Troops, He Said ‘Military’ Like Twice

When Mitt Romney (remember, the one running for president against Michelle Obama's husband) spoke at the Republican National Convention, he mentioned pretty much everything that's ever existed except America's men and women in uniform. The liberal media turned this...

Bo Obama Wears Bunny Ears Almost Long Enough to Distract From Michelle Obama’s New Hairstyle

Coming off a very sparkly appearance at Nickelodeon's Kids' Choice Awards last weekend (that's the one where they commemorate all their teevee stars who are now teen mothers and/or using heroin, and then Justin Bieber dumps lime green human...

Sarah Palin Thinks U.S. Armed Forces Are About To Disband Or Something

This policy matter is so complex and important it required two (2) full tweets of thought. As we mentioned yesterday, troops will continue to earn pay during government shutdown, but they will not be able to receive paychecks while...

Dave Petraeus Reinvades Afghanistan With ‘Multinational’ NATO Surge

It's been an exciting week for Afghanistan, the reality teevee show where farty military brass compete to see who can cook up the most death and despair using only three ingredients. Our latest contestant, "Dave Petraeus," has an...

Does Barack Obama Hate The Troops For Talking At A *Chicago* Cemetery, On Memorial Day?

Some veterans and right-wing radio hosts (mostly right-wing radio hosts, like Glenn Beck and Erick Erickson) are upset with Barack Obama's decision to spend the long weekend in Chicago, where he will speak at Abraham Lincoln National Cemetery on...

Can We Bomb Them Too, Pleeeeeease??

Yeah yeah yeah, we know, they're there for "Meals on Wheels" purposes, as the very sensitive and approving Rush Limbaugh termed it today. But that doesn't mean we can't pray for at least a few Predator attacks or tactical...

DOVEY MCDOVEYTON FINALLY MAKES HIS WAR DECISION: And for the first time in the history of the United States, a president has decided to continue war-making: "WASHINGTON — President Obama has issued his order to send more troops to...

U.S. Troops Give Barack Obama Their Elitist ‘Money’

Oh ho ho: "According to an analysis of campaign contributions by the nonpartisan Center for Responsive Politics, Democrat Barack Obama has received nearly six times as much money from troops deployed overseas at the time of their contributions than...

Andrea Mitchell Calls Out Latest McCain Ad

Last week all the Obamatards hated Andrea Mitchell for complaining about how Barack Obama didn't invite the press to his basketball games in Iraq. This week they will love Andrea Mitchell for saying this McCain attack ad is "literally...

U.S., Iraq Agree To Preliminary Possible Undefined Withdrawal ‘Time Horizon’ That Is Also Vague

No timetables for leaving Iraq, declares our George W. Bush! The terrorists would dine out on a timetable! This is why we do not have a timetable for leaving Iraq, even though the Iraqi government wants one (although they...

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