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Posts Tagged ‘trooper-gate’

Monday, September 22nd, 2008

The FBI invaded a dorm party thrown by the college sophomore who “hacked” Palin’s email, but he escaped, and is probably hiding out in the bedroom of any girl who watched him outrun the Feds. [Fresh Intelligence]
Obama is stockpiling all America’s guns for himself, forcing this poor Bitter to go into the woods and find Obama and shoot him with the last remaining deer rifle. [Ben Smith]
Use this Internet website to convince the government to buy all your dumb shit when you eventually move to the Dominican Republic, to live in Charlie Rangel’s illegal pleasure villa. [Matthew Yglesias]
In the grand tradition of all people to have visited North Dakota, Obama has decided to get the hell out of there. [CNN Political Ticker]
Looks like McCain’s plan to postpone all the Trooper-Gate business until after the election worked. This will be accomplished by hiding Palin from some tuff-guy named “Branchflower” until January. [TPMMuckraker]

Monday, September 1st, 2008

In his concern for Bristol Palin’s privacy, Obama is now officially a better mother than Sarah. [Ben Smith]
Palin actually wanted to build that pricey Alaskan superbridge, before all the persuasive backlash. [Ezra Klein]
Oh, yes, so even more Palin fun facts will soon be revealed as your new Thomas Eagleton will go under oath to testify about Trooper-Gate. [TPM Muckraker]
Country first: Sarah Palin thinks that the founding fathers said the Pledge of Allegiance. [Michael Tomasky]
Thanks to Gustav, Barack Obama — the topical character who is not Sarah, Trig or Bristol Palin — had to cut short his motown karaoke crusade for Change. [Top of the Ticket]
Sheriff Lott in the war-torn South Carolina has a new tank, complete with a belt-fed, turreted machine gun, the caliber of which is so horrific that even the US Army doesn’t like to use it. It is called the Peacemaker because of course. [Hit & Run]