Tag: trolls

Alt-Right In Shambles After Discovering One Of Their Leaders Married A Joooooo

More importantly, what the hell is her problem?
'I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.' -- Douglas Adams

2016 Was One Heck Of A Year For The Journamalisms!

2016 was a surprisingly good year for some surprisingly good journalism.

Kellyanne Conway Will Run Twitter Lynch Mob, For Donald Trump, America, And So Much $$$!

Conway will fulfill her dreams, by directing an online Twitter trolling horde, for Donald Trump!

Oh No, These Sad ‘Alt Right’ Dudes Think They Are Reservoir Dogs Now!

The only thing getting robbed here is you, of the 2 minutes of your life you will never get back.
"Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders."

Wonkagenda: September 30, 2016

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Nice Time! Hillary Clinton Is A Nice Person!

Here is some nice time for you, Wonkers! Last week, writer Ella Dawson wrote an essay on Medium about how she's been targeted rather ferociously by the alt right for having written several articles about the importance of destigmatizing...

Atrocious Gamergater/Alt-Right Blogger Takes Time Off From Harassing Women To Assault A Cop

Notorious troll Ethan Ralph faces up to five years in prison.
What gives? Not one of these people is a pony.

Deleted Comments: Why Is Hillary Clinton Cutting Off Donald Trump’s Head With Renaissance Art?

A rightwing website noticed our t-shirt, and decided it was politically incorrect.
He thinks good

Weedlord Bonerhitler PWNS!!!1! George Zimmerman’s Dumb Murder Weapon Auction

George Zimmerman's attempt to get his historic child-shooting weapon into the hands of a firearms collector/murder fetishist who appreciates its value as an artifact of Zimmerman's struggle with race, history, and attention-seeking has been dealt another blow. Thursday, the...
Well, yes, that's outrageous all right. Guy's beard looks TERRIBLE

John McCain’s Son Has Thing Or Two To Say To Gross Internet Racists

You'd sort of think that 49 years after Loving v. Virginia, nobody would be much bothered by media depictions of interracial couples, but that would probably be because you actually do think, instead of simply reacting straight from your...
Revisionism: You're Doing it Wrong

Texan Input On Renaming ‘Robert E. Lee’ School Goes About As Well As You’d Expect

So the Austin Independent School Board decided, after getting feedback from parents and the community at large, to change the name of "Robert E. Lee Elementary School," because as you may have noticed, not everybody in the world thinks...
#NotAllWaifus

Neo-Nazi Trump Supporters Can’t Stop Fapping To Anime: Your Saturday Nerdout

Greetings, Nerds, whether you are in the Northeast and cosplaying as a Hoth Snow Trooper or elsewhere watching the snow on TV. We bring you an unlikely convergence of worlds today: national politics, white nationalist wankers, and anime. Plus...
P.S.: I am not a crank

Deleted Comments Of The Week: ‘The Cookie Jar Is Human Organ Trafficking’

It was a rather dry week for deleted comments -- yes, there was plenty of raving, but only a few of our visiting wingnuts said anything worth quoting. Step up your game, crazies -- make it memorable, will you?...
It was a tie between this and a guy with a sign saying 'Bring Me A Shrubbery.' But that one was out of focus.

Deleted Comments Of The Week: We Hear From All The Experts On Buttsex

It was a weird week for deleted comments. We had a lot more than usual, thanks especially to a guy who may have set a record for most troll posts before getting deleted -- roughly 200 mostly one-line gobbets...