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There exists a rumor that Todd Palin had sex with some Alaska massage lady. Is it true? Doesn't matter. There was an opening in...

Americans are fat and poor, mostly because of those damn muslins and their evil mosques and kor-annes and prayer carpeting. The White House built...

Famous playwright Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol announced last week that true love does exist as she and Levi Johnston are getting married next month....

D.C. Mayor Adrian Fenty was already having enough trouble in his re-election campaign against Council Chairman Vincent Gray before mysterious flyers and ads in...

It's so great that Charlie Sheen is finally getting a platform of his own, you guys! Let's see, what else... If this is somehow the...

Ancient Aztec death-mummy and known media whore John McCain participated in his usual Sunday ritual yesterday: he crashed his plane in Vietnam and then...

Here's some fun news: Ron Paul just slammed the hell out of Sarah Palin. It's in The Politico, even! But, bizarrely, he mocks Palin's...

LIBERAL MEDIA DESECRATES SARAH PALIN AGAIN! "Indeed, if political figures stand for ideas, victimization is what Ms. Palin is all about. It is her...

It's Liz Glover! Hi Liz, to whom are you speaking to on the videophone today? Ah, it is Questlove from The Roots, in DC...

The Virgin Palin, Our Lady of Eternal Anger, gave birth to the New Jesus at some point last year -- or not, who knows,...

Did you all have a "great" Mother's Day Sunday Holiday? A brunch, perhaps, and maybe some flowers or the giving of a crappy stuffed...

Not to be all Andrew Sullivan but WHAT THE HELL is Levi Johnston doing here, in May of last year, tenderly cradling supposed Sarah...

This is going to go on forever -- and eventually, it will involve the female participants wrestling...

Your country, the United States, comes closer and closer to the brink of complete economic and militaristic (but mostly economic these days!) ruination with...

So much news from doomed loser snowbilly Sarah Palin tonight! Her rogue campaign is going super-rogue, by, uh, getting her own investigator to release...

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