Tag: trig

Woman Who Says Todd Palin Sexed Her Also Says Trig Was Faked

There exists a rumor that Todd Palin had sex with some Alaska massage lady. Is it true? Doesn't matter. There was an opening in the media patchwork for a Todd Palin sex rumor, and somebody filled it. Luckily for...

Islamophobia Is America’s Most Favorite Thing, Besides Internet P0rn

Americans are fat and poor, mostly because of those damn muslins and their evil mosques and kor-annes and prayer carpeting. The White House built a ramp in honor of the 20th anniversary of Disabled Americans, and also because Joe...

Sarah Palin Is Boycotting Bristol and Levi’s Storybook Camo Wedding

Famous playwright Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol announced last week that true love does exist as she and Levi Johnston are getting married next month. But it appears Sarah Palin has chosen tragedy andwill not be attending this solemn ceremony,...

Anonymous Fetishists Want To Slap Diapered Adrian Fenty

D.C. Mayor Adrian Fenty was already having enough trouble in his re-election campaign against Council Chairman Vincent Gray before mysterious flyers and ads in the Washington City Paper started appearing depicting Fenty in a diaper on a rocking horse...

Look At Angelina Jolie’s Four New Adopted Alaskan Children

It's so great that Charlie Sheen is finally getting a platform of his own, you guys! Let's see, what else... If this is somehow the work of Bristol Palin's new acronymic public relations kollective, perhaps everyone underestimated you, Bristol Palin,...

John McCain Calls Sarah Palin ‘Irrelevant’

Ancient Aztec death-mummy and known media whore John McCain participated in his usual Sunday ritual yesterday: he crashed his plane in Vietnam and then put in an appearance on Meet the Press. And on that very important talk show,...

Ron Paul Thinks Sarah Palin Supporters Belong To Country Clubs

Here's some fun news: Ron Paul just slammed the hell out of Sarah Palin. It's in The Politico, even! But, bizarrely, he mocks Palin's idiot supporters as "more establishment, conventional Country-Club type of Republicans." Dr. Paul, have you seen...

LIBERAL MEDIA DESECRATES SARAH PALIN AGAIN! "Indeed, if political figures stand for ideas, victimization is what Ms. Palin is all about. It is her brand, her myth. Ronald Reagan stood tall. John McCain was about service. Barack Obama has...

Liz Glover and Questlove Figure Out This Whole Sarah Palin Quittin’ Mystery

It's Liz Glover! Hi Liz, to whom are you speaking to on the videophone today? Ah, it is Questlove from The Roots, in DC for the Rock the Bells deal, with some important conspiracy theories about Sarah Palin and...

Sarah Palin Will Soon Condemn, Bomb Entire Internet

The Virgin Palin, Our Lady of Eternal Anger, gave birth to the New Jesus at some point last year -- or not, who knows, and now Andrew Sullivan just cares about Iran (which is a good thing!) so we'll...

Happy Belated Mother’s Day!

Did you all have a "great" Mother's Day Sunday Holiday? A brunch, perhaps, and maybe some flowers or the giving of a crappy stuffed animal toy actually intended for a toddler? GOOD FOR YOU. And now, as Wonkette's Monday...

WTF, Levi Johnston/Baby Pics Shown On TeeVee Are Actually Pics of Levi Holding Sarah Palin’s Supposed Baby Trig?

Not to be all Andrew Sullivan but WHAT THE HELL is Levi Johnston doing here, in May of last year, tenderly cradling supposed Sarah Palin child "Trig Palin" in this photograph taken in Sarah's kitchen, days after Trig's birth?...

Levi vs. Sarah, TeeVee’s Longest Running Snowbilly Reality Show

This is going to go on forever -- and eventually, it will involve the female participants wrestling in a vat of Taco Bell X-treme ketchup or whatever. Hooray! Now, lest you believe...

Who Is The Real President Of America Right Now?

Your country, the United States, comes closer and closer to the brink of complete economic and militaristic (but mostly economic these days!) ruination with every passing second. Oh, don't blame yourself, dear reader. Blame the government -- yeah, you...

Sarah Palin Releases Medical Records Fax From Some Doctor

So much news from doomed loser snowbilly Sarah Palin tonight! Her rogue campaign is going super-rogue, by, uh, getting her own investigator to release a new investigation saying that, actually, she did not abuse her power with the crazy...