Tag: trials

George Zimmerman Being Bizarre Whiny Ass-Baby, Again

George Zimmerman is back in court, and this time for a thing another person did, and not because he shot a teenage boy he thought was gonna murder him with Skittles. It's because of a road rage incident from 2015...

Philadelphia Cops Indicted For Violating Civil Rights, Being Gross Wankers

What up Philadelphia? Just all being the City of Brotherly Love, right? And what is more brotherly or loverly than Philadelphia cops busting into an abandoned house on a drug raid only to find some dude and his chick,...

Jared Loughner Traded To San Diego, Exciting San Diego Murder Trial Fans

Jared Lee Loughner, 22, is charged in federal court in Arizona, but court officials plan to move the case out of the state within several weeks, the sources said. They cited publicity and the sensitivity of the case in...

Army Birther Changes Mind About Birth Certificate, Now Wants To Deploy

Lt. Col. Terrence Lakin, the Army doctor who pleaded guilty on Tuesday to STANDING UP FOR PRESIDENTIAL BIRTH CERTIFICATES, has now told the jury he was wrong to disobey his order to deploy to Afghanistan, and he wishes to...

Listen To All Your Favorite Rod Blagojevich iTunes!

As part of his corruption trial, professional entertainer Rod Blagojevich has been appearing at Chicago's Federal Courthouse Bar & Lounge all month to revisit some of his greatest recordings -- including "I've Got This Thing, and It's Fucking Golden,"...

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed And His 9/11 Friends Are Coming To New York For Trials And Death

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, or KSM—the most troubling acronym since "MILF"—and four friends will be transferred from Gitmo to New York, where they will be tried in a federal court for being in charge of 9/11. Eric Holder says that...

Alaska Republicans Want Special Election, For Ted Stevens

Ha ha wasn't it funny how Ted Stevens probably could have won back his Senate seat in Alaska if he hadn't been found guilty in his corruption trial, but then he was found guilty, and he lost, and then...

Blago’s Head Attorney Quits, Because Client Is Insane

Attorney Edward Genson has abruptly quit his role leading the Gov. Blago defense team two days before the idiot's impeachment trial begins in the Illinois Senate. Instead of listing the standard "personal reasons" or a professional conflict of interest,...

Brave Alaskans Liveblog Ted Stevens’ Trial So We Don’t Have To!

Uncle Ted Stevens, the elderly fraud who "gets hysterical when he has to spend his own money," will soon be going to trial for various lies related to the renovation of his Alaskan Sex Cabin in the wilds of...

‘Troopergate’ Investigation To Wrap Up Before Anyone Involved Testifies

For further proof of just how bumblefuck a state Alaska is, look no further than the ease with which a couple of lawyers for the McCain campaign have destroyed the Troopergate investigation -- which was a legitimate issue in...

Libby Jury Made Up of Idiots