Tag: trent franks

Midterm Madness: A Nice Doctor Tries To Surgically Remove The GOP Hold On Arizona’s 8th.

Dr. Hiral Tipirneni hopes to rise above corporate-controlled Debbie Lesko in Maricopa County.

Michael Cohen, Most Loyal Guy, Until He Isn’t! Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 19, 2018

Michael Cohen might be a snitch, Trump threatens to walk away from North Korea, and GOP coming for your healthcare (again). Your morning news brief.
But his bosses didn't like him so they shot him into spaaaaace.

NICE TIME! Scott Walker Is Sooooo Sad

Scott Walker says there's gonna be a Blue Wave in Wisconsin. We are the opposite of sad for him!

John Kelly Kicks Jared Kushner From Top Secret Band. Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 28, 2018

Jared Kushner can't play with big kids, the NSA would like to stop Russia, and Hope Hicks tells a few 'white lies.' Your morning news brief.

Looks Like Somebody’s Got A Case Of The Tuesdays! Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 27, 2018

Hope Hicks heads to Hill, Hannity is the voice of our generation, and NEW, MORE sex scandals by gross guys you ain't heard of ... TILL NOW!

Everyone in Congress Is FREAKING OUT About Possible Rumored Sex Scandal Bombshell List

It's about to be all of Congress's time in the barrel.
And then he'll grow his beard back

Paul Ryan Considering Retiring, Just As Soon As He Makes It Impossible For Anyone Else To

Gee, stealing from the poor to give to the rich just isn't FUN when you have to WORK at it!

The Female Body Has Ways To Shut That Whole ‘Rep. Trent Franks’ Thing Down

We're not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens.

Trump Dims Hanukkah Lights. Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 8, 2017

Trump-Russia denials get absurd, Erik Prince has a power point for his private army, and Trump doesn't invite Jews to Hanukkah. Your morning news brief.

Health Care? Gun Control? LOL No, ‘Pro-Life’ House Busy Making Rape Victims Deliver 5-Month Fetuses

What will Republicans be lying about today? HOORAY! It is ABORTION!

Tuff Guy Trump And Tea Party Dorks Meet Behind Gym For MACHO Slap Fight!

Walking Dumpster Fire Trump picks fight with Popular Congressmen! Bless His Heart! Your OPEN THREAD!

Rep. Trent Franks Claims ‘The Left’ Started The Civil War Because They Loved Slavery So Much

Rep. Franks wishes we could all be good students of history like he is.

House Wingnut Begs For Cuban Sacrifice To Appease GOP Thunder Gods

Republicans in Congress are awful busy writing letters these days! Dear Iran: Please ignore "President" Obama. Dear United Nations: Please ignore "President" Obama. Dear Mitch McConnell: Please ignore the Constitution. Dear Fellow Republicans: Please be selfless and gracious and think...
He went to some kind of medical school?

Rand Paul Canceling Government Again, Because Planned Parenthood (And Because He’s A Dick)

Hiya, Rand Paul, how are you being terrible today? Doing a "filibuster"? Yelling at all the girl journalists, for not journalisming at you like you like? Telling jokes about your college Aqua Buddha hijinks when you "kidnapped" a lady,...
Not until you make them

House GOP Knew About Planned Parenthood’s Fetus Parts Yard Sale Last Month, Didn’t Care

By now, we all know about the gotcha video exposing Planned Parenthood for harvesting unborned baby parts -- and their souls!!! -- to sell on the black market, for money and for kicks. We also know the video is a...

GOP House Fixes All Nation’s Problems On First Day Back, By Banning Abortion Again

Do you remember your favorite Nazi research proponent and Congressperson Trent Franks (R-AZ)? Last Congress, he sponsored H.R. 1797, The Pain Capable Unborn Child Protection Act, which yr Wonkette described at the time as "a calamitous clusterfuck of epic proportions from start to...