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Columnist Comes Up With Flimsy Excuse to Mention John Edwards and Booty in Same Headline

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007

Thank god some people aren’t afraid to challenge Democratic golden boy John Edwards on the important issues. MORE »


New Radiation Logo Actually Warns Of Space Monsters

Friday, February 23rd, 2007

'A lie, Mr. Mulder, is most convincingly hidden between two truths.' - WonketteAfter many years of research around the world, the International Atomic Energy Agency has revealed the new global warning for ionizing radiation: a terrifying scene of an alien spaceship shooting death rays at a pirate flag and stick figure.

Learn about the terrible fate of mankind, after the jump.

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