Tag Archives: treason

  None Dare Call It Stupid

Oath-Keepers Founder: Let’s Hang John McCain For Being Hitler

In a better, stronger America, this sticker would be larger. Damn you, John McCain!
Hey, what are those charming Oath Keepers up to this week, as part of their Keeping of Oaths? How about the anti-government militia group’s founder, Stewart Rhodes, calling for Sen. John McCain to be tried for treason for his many crimey crimes and then “hung by the neck until dead,” maybe? Or in Militia-land, just another day of protecting America from its own elected government. Read more on Oath-Keepers Founder: Let’s Hang John McCain For Being Hitler…
  Strange Frootloops

WND Loon Erik Rush Wants To Hang Entire Obama Administration Some More

If Lincoln could hang 38 Sioux, why can't we hang us some bureaucrats?
WorldNetDaily conspiracy-spinner (ah but we repeat ourselves) Erik “Not the famous Rush, the crazier one” Rush has had enough of all the high criming and high misdemeanoring in the Obama administration, and damned if he’s willing to wait for an election to get rid of the Kenyan Usurper. Nope, he wants some bodies to swing from a gallows for all the crimes. High Crimes. Treasonous crimes. Not to mention all the Beyoncé and kale. Read more on WND Loon Erik Rush Wants To Hang Entire Obama Administration Some More…
  Always Support The Troops Except When You Shouldn't

Bowe Bergdahl May Be Charged With Desertion, We Should Probably Kill Him Either Way

Get ready for the shitstorm, Part Two
Get ready for some exploding conservative heads: Bowe Bergdahl, the POW returned to America last year after a swap for Taliban prisoners, will be charged with desertion for walking off his base in Afghanistan in 2009, according to unnamed defense officials who spoke to NBC: Read more on Bowe Bergdahl May Be Charged With Desertion, We Should Probably Kill Him Either Way…
  all the derp that's fit to herp

Derp Roundup: BYU-Idaho Fights The Battle Of The Boner, And Other Dispatches From The War On Stupid

Welcome, O Wonkers and Wankers, to another edition of the Derp Roundup, the weekly feature where we clean the sticky residue of stoopid stories from our browser tabs, cut it with a secret mix of chemicals from Freedumb Industries, and serve it up to you in an elixir that’s easily as tasteful and memorable as Jack Daniels Tennessee Honey. Read more on Derp Roundup: BYU-Idaho Fights The Battle Of The Boner, And Other Dispatches From The War On Stupid…
  the gunshine state

Florida House Candidate Celebrates MLK Day By Calling For Obama To Be Hanged By The Neck Until Dead

In keeping with the hallowed conservative tradition of saying incredibly dumb stuff on Martin Luther King Day (really, why should it be any different from any other day?), a candidate for the Florida House of Representatives took the opportunity Monday to go on the Twitters and call for the hanging of Barack Hussein Obama for treason and stuff: As Americans honored the memory of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. on Monday, a Republican candidate for Florida House District 68 said President Barack Obama should be hanged for war crimes. “I’m past impeachment,” Joshua Black wrote on Twitter. “It’s time to arrest and hang him high.” But you see, Black is talking about a proper judicial procedure, not lynching, and he is a black person himself, so it was not a “threat,” it was a “call to action,” and there is nothing offensive here, you bigots. Read more on Florida House Candidate Celebrates MLK Day By Calling For Obama To Be Hanged By The Neck Until Dead…
  talkin 'bout miscegenation

Deleted Comments Of The Day: Why No Sympathy For Suffering Of White Slaves, Who Had It The Worstest?

It has been a quiet week in our woebegone comments queue. Obviously, we’re not being outrageous enough; we’ll work on that. Fortunately, an older post attracted the attention of a reader who wanted to let us know that our understanding of the Old South is seriously skewed. In response to a piece we did back in July when Rush Limbaugh said that white people have never gotten sufficient credit for the awesome job they did of ending slavery, would-be commenter “sonyammmsavoy” added that Limbaugh has only scratched the surface, because the biggest victims of slavery were actually the whites (all spelling and punctuation guaranteed verbatim — nothing added, nothing corrected): Whites pick cotton side by side with the blacks and blacks were treated better then the whites the slave master good afford to kill us because whites slaves were cheaper so they didn’t mind beating whites and were were made to sleep outside and the blacks got the slave quarters . We didn’t know half of that stuff, possibly because we have never read the seminal work American History As Pulled Out of This One Guy’s Ass. And if you think that was something, check out sonyammmsavoy’s astonishing truths about the ugly history of rape and slavery (spoiler alert: whites become the victims). Read more on Deleted Comments Of The Day: Why No Sympathy For Suffering Of White Slaves, Who Had It The Worstest?…
  three days of the manchurian parallax illuminatus code

Conspiracy O’ The Week: Erik Rush Says Obama Did Navy Yard Massacre So He Wouldn’t Be Arrested For Plan To Nuke DC

Hey, here’s a break from your Gummint Shutdowm news: wingnut conspiracy theorist Erik Rush, the WND genius who honored Free Speech Week by calling for the execution of journalists and warned that Barry Bamz will declare Christianity a mental illness, is back with a brand new conspiracy theory! And this new one is a doozy, even for Erik Rush: You see, Barack Obama was just about to get himself arrested for treason because the Navy found out he’d been planning to set off a nuclear bomb in the middle of Washington, D.C. as a pretext for going to war with Syria. So naturally enough, as a distraction, he arranged for an attack on the Washington Navy Yard that killed 13 people, including the “shooter,” who was actually just a patsy. Erik Rush is such a credible source of conservative commentary that he is a regular guest on Fox News. Thought we should mention that. Read more on Conspiracy O’ The Week: Erik Rush Says Obama Did Navy Yard Massacre So He Wouldn’t Be Arrested For Plan To Nuke DC…
  what could go wrong?

Schools To Get Blowed Up By Terrorists, Says Man Who Really Really Wants To Carry Gun At Schools

Matt Davis is a renaissance man. He’s a former GOP spokesman, a columnist, and a fan of armed insurrection. He also sounds like a raving paranoid. It is against the law to carry concealed weapons at schools, but Matt Davis cares not for these burdensome rules that deny him the right to protect his children from purely imaginary threats. My worst fear: Dozens of terrorist sleeper cells, with five or six men each, would activate roughly at the same time and attack designated schools across the country. I’d be at work, and I would be helpless to retrieve my children and keep them safe from maniacs. I imagined further that, from a terrorist’s point of view, these attacks would have a dramatic, profound effect on our collective psyche: No parent would allow his child to return to school to long as they were not secure from violent, lethal attacks. Our economy and economic security wouldn’t just hiccup; it would collapse. From that point on, whenever I went to school for some reason (a forgotten lunch; a teacher conference; etc.), as I approached the school I would instinctively feel my right side for that which I knew wasn’t there: A handgun. What an injustice! Matt Davis was denied the right to defend his children from a sleeper cell of terrorists attacking their school while he was dropping off their lunch! It’s unconscionable. Read more on Schools To Get Blowed Up By Terrorists, Says Man Who Really Really Wants To Carry Gun At Schools…
  Failure to Deploy Wizards Also Faulted

Fox News Reveals Obama ‘Watched’ Benghazi Attack But Failed To Invade Grenada

Wingnuts, led as usual by Fox News, are flogging a brand new alternate history of the Sept. 11 attack on the US Consulate in Benghazi, Libya, in which Barack Obama knew exactly what was going on, refused to launch a rescue mission, ordered the CIA to “stand down,” and maybe shot Ambassador Chris Stevens to death himself. Appearing on Fox News, retired Army officers David Hunt and Anthony Shaffer told Fox’s Jeanine Pirro that two drones were providing a “live feed” of the attack and said that his sources tell him that the President “was one of those in the White House Situation Room in real time watching this” and that he could have approved military action to save the embattled ambassador, but chose not to. And the example proving that a rescue could have worked? Ronald Reagan’s successful 1983 Grenada operation, in which Reagan used a military invasion of a Caribbean island to rescue the news cycle from coverage of the deadly bombing of the Marine barracks in Beirut. Read more on Fox News Reveals Obama ‘Watched’ Benghazi Attack But Failed To Invade Grenada…
  first against the wall

A List Of People Who Should Not Be Tried For Treason

Today we learned that all reporters including Jerome Corsi should be executed for treason in honor of Free Speech Week, because Orwell. This led to discussion in the secret Wonket chatcave about trying for treason those who made the pickles on McDonald’s anusburgers too bland, but then we realized it would be much easier and quicker to determine those who should not be tried for treason, because we are lazy and it’s ever so much shorter. Presented for your edification and terror, the Compleat Liste of Those Who Maye Live. Read more on A List Of People Who Should Not Be Tried For Treason…
  None Dare Call It Delusional Teabagger Infighting

Tea Party In Epic Slapfight Over Who Loves Constitution The Mostest

Small but highly excitable segments of the Wingnutosphere are in high dudgeon over the maybe-treasonous remarks of Rep. Paul “Gosar the Destroyer” Gosar (DDS, R-AZ), who said some very outrageous things at a June 28th online town hall thing hosted by largely unknown Tea Party group “Unite in Action” and posted to the group’s YouTube channel over the weekend. Oh god you are totally NOT going to believe the thing he said. It’s just so unbelievably traitor-y and freedom-hating! No, really, it’s bad. You are probably guessing that maybe Gosar announced plans to sell America’s top-secret interdimensional portal technology to Red China, or that he invited the UN to dictate our children’s lunch menus, or maybe even that he reminded “Unite In Action” that they were the group that, even during the teabagger heyday of 2010, had to cancel a “National Tea Party Unity Convention” in Las Vegas because nobody would pay to attend it, but no, it is even more shocking: He comes right out and says that defending the Constitution is a losing cause, so why even bother, right? Insane, isn’t it? Watch this shocking video where Gosar (here in the form of a large and moving Torg) literally throws the Constitution under an actual bus: Read more on Tea Party In Epic Slapfight Over Who Loves Constitution The Mostest…
  catering the race war

Local Virginia Republicans Offer ‘Armed Revolution,’ Jell-O Salad

Hey Greene County, Virginia, GOP! We bet you are down-home fellas what love your wives and neighbors and hardly ever beat your dogs. Do you perhaps have some words of wisdom for the rest of us? Maybe here in this March newsletter article “Rallying Against the Living Wage,” or this one, “Is Barack Hussein Obama America’s Most Biblically-Hostile U. S. President?” (Yes, duh.) How about this very important article on “Political Action Against Islamic Infiltration,” which spreads the Good Word about an upcoming presentation on Sharia law that explains the “pro-Islamic discrimination in our K-12 schools, where children are being indoctrinated in the superiority of Islam over all religions and special Sharia dispensations are demanded for Muslims.” Sure, those are good things to know, but we were thinking more along the lines of something really FER REAL AMERICAN. Oh, and via Right Wing Watch, here is a letter from the editor of your Greene County, Virginia, GOP newsletter! “The ultimate task for the people is to remain vigilant and aware ~ that the government, their government is out of control, and this moment, this opportunity, must not be forsaken, must not escape us, for we shall not have any coarse [sic] but armed revolution should we fail with the power of the vote in November ~ This Republic cannot survive for 4 more years underneath this political socialist ideologue.” Armed revolution? That sounds manly! Do tell us and the FBI more! Read more on Local Virginia Republicans Offer ‘Armed Revolution,’ Jell-O Salad…
  but it's a dry treason

When Will The Left Stop Being Hysterical About Obama Being Tried For Treason?

Hey Wonkers, remember this? The horror in Ol’ Walnuts’s eyes as he realized the tidal wave of fucking nuts to which he was in thrall? Good times! But remember also (you should, because you just watched it) how Country First stood up to that lady and actually told her something she did not want to hear? Weird, right? (VERY weird!) Well don’t worry, everything is back to normal and the pander is at its usual 11, and when a lady yesterday told Mitt Romney that President Fidel Castro Obama should be arrested for treason, he just went with it, because he is a went-with-it kind of guy! Read more on When Will The Left Stop Being Hysterical About Obama Being Tried For Treason?…
  to the _____ of hell

Critic of Obama’s New War Robert Gates About To Be Out of a Job

Defense Secretary Robert Gates has been a little, uh, unenthusiastic (to put it in non-treasonous terms) about President Obama’s new war venture in North Africa, as we noted yesterday. How often does the civilian leader of our nation’s military get to say a war is “not a vital national interest to the United States” before he either gets the sack or declares himself “president-general for life of America 2″? Not very long. Granted, Gates was pretty much on his way out anyway. But replacing him will be tricky, because Republicans probably won’t approve any appointment who’s not a Republican or they’re on the record previously allowing to be appointed to a job like this. So, Leon Panetta it is! And then we can start up Gates’ war tribunal. Sorry, Gates’ “small-scope international-community humanitarian action” tribunal. Read more on Critic of Obama’s New War Robert Gates About To Be Out of a Job…
 

Death To Democrats! Hail To the Whigs!

The latest Conventional Wisdom says if the Democrats can’t take back the House and Senate and then hold a show trial resulting in the conviction and execution of everyone in the Bush Administration, then the Democrats are finished as a political party. Read more on Death To Democrats! Hail To the Whigs!…
 

Fear Will Keep Them In Line … Fear of This Death Ray

The latest victory plan in the War On Terror comes from the Bush Administration’s mole at the Air Force, Secretary Michael W. Wynne. And it’s sure to succeed! Wynne wants to use “non lethal weapons” on civilian populations … in the United States! It gets better. Wynne actually announced that the Pentagon should “test” these death-ray machines on Americans in “crowd-control situations.” Read more on Fear Will Keep Them In Line … Fear of This Death Ray…
 

Rumors on the Internets: Barack Atah Adonai

Barack Obama is religious, not a traitor, but “Frankly, I’d have to discuss a few specific examples with him to see if I think he’s on the right page.” [Political Animal] Read more on Rumors on the Internets: Barack Atah Adonai…
 

Celebrate One Guaranteed First Amendment Right by Cursing Another!

Hate treason and have some time to kill? Why not head over the the DC bureau offices of the New York Times to join Accuracy in Media’s own Cliff Kincaid and some of his closest friends in a high-spirited “protest of treasonous reporting”? The fun starts at noon! Adam Nagourney might be there — he’s pretty treasonous, right? Be there (1627 I St., NW) or be objectively pro-terror. Read more on Celebrate One Guaranteed First Amendment Right by Cursing Another!…
 

The Muslims: And They Roast Christian Babies On Spits and Eat Them, Too

Do we make too much fun of right-wing pundit Ann Coulter in these pages? Well, here at Wonkette we pride ourselves on being “fair and balanced.” Sometimes we make fun of conservatives; sometimes we make fun of liberals. Sometimes we mock Ann Coulter; sometimes we reprint reader email praising her to the heavens: I read with considerable interest (Feb 15th) an article by Ann Coulter, whom I have never come across before… She’s saying exactly, precisely, what the semi-literate masses (of which I consider myself one of) have been thinking, dared to think, for the last half century: that they, the Muslims, have succeeded in invading the West by stealth, the West too interested in cheap labour and watching Coronation street to realize that the armies of the night have been and still are, marching endlessly, silently, surreptitiously, relentlessly, to their ultimate goal of total absorption and control of the West. This is a fact which only in the light of the recent Danish disturbances have the Governments of the West lifted their snouts out of the troughs of corruption and had to face the reality of Islam, which is now firmly established in every street in Europe. These “pleasant, unassuming, individuals,” simply waiting for the signal to rise up and fall mercilessly upon all peoples, cultures, that do not abide by the Koran. More disturbing yet fascinating rantings, after the jump. Read more on The Muslims: And They Roast Christian Babies On Spits and Eat Them, Too…