Tag: treason

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ISIS’s Preferred Candidate Donald Trump So Mad Hillary Clinton Says He’s Helping ISIS

Hillary Clinton said Donald Trump's anti-Muslim rhetoric helps ISIS. ISIS agrees -- they'd love a Trump presidency.
myfriends, my friends, my friends..FIVE AND A HLAF YEARS, ALAN!

‘Oath Keepers’ Militia Loons Pretty Sure John McCain Needs To Be Executed For Being Tortured

A rightwing militia group is certain that a recording of John McCain's 1969 forced confession proves he needs to be executed for treason. Protip: "patriot" groups who want to overthrow the government give lousy legal advice.
Guys with beards this epic are either brilliant or fucking nuts

Arkansas Gentleman In Jail Just For Loving Bible Too Much, Threatening To Kill Seven Mayors

Guy who threatened seven mayors insisted that learning the 10 Commandments along with his ABCs made him the man he is today. Hmm.
I AM THE DUMMEST AND I BREATHE OUT OF MY MOUTH

Tom Cotton Screwing Up The One Good Thing Congress Might’ve Done This Year

Wow, it looks like Congress is actually going to accomplish something for once, on prison reform! Surely, no one can screw this one up for us, right? Ohhh, you sweet summer child. So who's here to rain on our happy...
gross.

Ted Nugent Lonely, Would Like To See His Secret Service Pals Just One More Time

Ted Nugent is neither dead nor in jail. But he keeps trying! Whom is Mr. Cat Scratch threatening to murder to death today? Oh, same old: Blah blah blah, hang Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama from the neck until dead,...
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Military Court Won’t Even Kill Deserter Guy Bowe Bergdahl Dead, How Is That Fair

Bowe Bergdahl, the Army sergeant who walked off his base in Afghanistan in 2009 and spent five years in captivity with the Taliban, will face a general court-martial on charges of desertion and of "misbehavior before the enemy,"...
Oh, but that's the whole point, don't you get it? The Constitution has to be rescued from the law! Come see the violence inherent in the system!

Arizona Patriot Road-Tripping To Michigan To Arrest Senator, Please Send Gas Money

Remember that idiot in Arizona who bravely organized the Great Big Phoenix Mosque Protest, then whined and begged for money to buy guns after he believed the big bad Muslims were coming to get him, and also fretted after...
Hard to say whether these are rifles or handguns. Either way, she can openly carry 'em now in Texas.

New Texas ‘Open Carry’ Gun Law Still Won’t Let You Do Crimes, Have Gun. Sooooo Unfair

Terrific news for freedom and stuff in Texas! Gov. Greg Abbott signed two great big gun laws on Saturday, making it legal for Texans with permits to carry handguns openly, and for concealed carry permit holders to carry their...
In a better, stronger America, this sticker would be larger. Damn you, John McCain!

Oath-Keepers Founder: Let’s Hang John McCain For Being Hitler

Hey, what are those charming Oath Keepers up to this week, as part of their Keeping of Oaths? How about the anti-government militia group's founder, Stewart Rhodes, calling for Sen. John McCain to be tried for treason for his...
If Lincoln could hang 38 Sioux, why can't we hang us some bureaucrats?

WND Loon Erik Rush Wants To Hang Entire Obama Administration Some More

WorldNetDaily conspiracy-spinner (ah but we repeat ourselves) Erik "Not the famous Rush, the crazier one" Rush has had enough of all the high criming and high misdemeanoring in the Obama administration, and damned if he's willing to wait for...

Open Carry Terrorist Not Threatening To Kill Anyone, Just Wants Them Dead

Based on the video above and your knowledge of the national security apparatus in the year 2003, how quick do you think Kory Watkins would be Gitmo'd if he were Muslim, and it was 2003? Pretty quick, right? Here's...
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Bowe Bergdahl May Be Charged With Desertion, We Should Probably Kill Him Either Way

Get ready for some exploding conservative heads: Bowe Bergdahl, the POW returned to America last year after a swap for Taliban prisoners, will be charged with desertion for walking off his base in Afghanistan in 2009, according to unnamed...

Maine Governor Paul LePage Stone Cold Pallin’ Around With Terrorists

Did you read TalkingPointsMemo's barnburner of a story about Maine Governor Paul LePage, and how he is so stupid that he kept meeting with a group of Sovereign Citizens -- eight times in eight months, Blanche, for one to...

Derp Roundup: BYU-Idaho Fights The Battle Of The Boner, And Other Dispatches From The War On Stupid

Welcome, O Wonkers and Wankers, to another edition of the Derp Roundup, the weekly feature where we clean the sticky residue of stoopid stories from our browser tabs, cut it with a secret mix of chemicals from Freedumb Industries,...

Florida House Candidate Celebrates MLK Day By Calling For Obama To Be Hanged By The Neck Until Dead

In keeping with the hallowed conservative tradition of saying incredibly dumb stuff on Martin Luther King Day (really, why should it be any different from any other day?), a candidate for the Florida House of Representatives took the opportunity...