Tag: trayvon martin

Despite Election, George Zimmerman Still Kicked Out Of Bar For Using Racial Slur

LOL no one wants to drink with George Zimmerman.

George Zimmerman Being Bizarre Whiny Ass-Baby, Again

George Zimmerman is back in court, and this time for a thing another person did, and not because he shot a teenage boy he thought was gonna murder him with Skittles. It's because of a road rage incident from 2015...
Bye Now. Bye-Bye!

Prosecutor In Trayvon Martin Case, Angela Corey, Too Awful Even For Florida

Floridians have kicked out Angela Corey, who botched the prosecution of George Zimmerman. Who'll let child killers walk now?
Bye Now. Bye-Bye!

Florida Prosecutor Can Send Anyone To Prison (Except George Zimmerman)

A profile of the prosecutor who let Trayvon Martin's killer escape justice shows that at least she's really good at locking up young people, hooray.
No, Bill, we haven't forgotten.

DNC Night Two: How Many Hours Will Bill Clinton Talk Tonight? Here Is Your Livebloog!

Night Two of the DNC started with the formal nomination of Hillary Clinton as U.S. America's first female major party nominee

Megyn Kelly Shouting Match On Racism With D.L. Hughley Does Not Go Well, For Megyn Kelly

Why does D.L. Hughley have to keep saying racist things are racist? IT'S UNFAIR!
Oh, It's This Asshole Again

Child Murderer George Zimmerman Has Thoughts On Parenting. They Are Ugly Thoughts

Alleged human being George Zimmerman was asked how Trayvon Martin's parents might feel about his getting over $100,000 for the gun he shot their son with. He hopes they'll reflect on what bad parents they were and how they hurt George Zimmerman.
He thinks good

Weedlord Bonerhitler PWNS!!!1! George Zimmerman’s Dumb Murder Weapon Auction

George Zimmerman's attempt to get his historic child-shooting weapon into the hands of a firearms collector/murder fetishist who appreciates its value as an artifact of Zimmerman's struggle with race, history, and attention-seeking has been dealt another blow. Thursday, the...
Poor murder weapon has to wait to find a new home.

George Zimmerman Can’t Auction Off His Child-Murdering Gun Now, RIP America

Oh, hi, America's sociopaths, looks like you're just going to have to wait for another chance to bid on George Zimmerman's turgid child-killing muscle. The auction site for the 9mm handgun Zimmerman used to shoot Trayvon Martin dead...
A true work of naive American art and his painting

Child Murderer George Zimmerman Would Like To Remind You He Murdered A Child

George Zimmerman is auctioning off the gun used to "end the brutal attack from Trayvon Martin" (by killing him). Isn't that neat?

OMG BEYONCÉ, STOP LITERALLY EATING THE BRAINS OF CHILDREN!

We have an important journalism update on the trollop Beyoncé, who insists on being a feminist black lady, and who we learned Monday is an "urban terrorist" and a CIA-funded brainwasher, on top of her normal duties as the president...
Who ya got?

Fox News Dumbass Wishes Y’all Would Stop Victim-Shaming Poor Donald Trump

Rarely is the question asked, "Why is Trump supporters such violent pig-thugs?" JUST KIDDING EVERYBODY IS ASKING THAT RIGHT NOW. As Trump has explained, it is not fair to blame HIM for any of the violence, because he's just...
Get him, Olivia!

DVR Alert! NBC To Air ‘Law & Order: Duggar Fingers Unit’ This Fall

You knew it was coming, even if you hadn't thought about it. No, not another revelation about Josh Duggar playing Hey Diddle Diddle with his fingers inside another porn star! (Those will come soon, we are sure, but not...
Not like any clock she's ever seen.

Sarah Palin Can See Clocks From Her House, And Ahmed’s Thing Is NOT A Clock

A new pattern is emerging, kind readers. Whereas it used to be that Sarah Palin would endeavor to say the First Stupid in any national conversation, she's increasingly letting her spawn Bristol do that, on her "blog." It happened...
He thinks good

George Zimmerman Opposes Racist Hate Crimes Now, Hooray!

You have probably been wondering, ever since the horrible news broke yesterday, "Say! What does unemployable child-killer George Zimmerman think about the unspeakable killings of two young television journalists in Virginia? I am looking forward to his insights!" Happily, Mr....
Aren't those amendments part of the AMERICAN constitution?

George Zimmerman Made New Finger Painting For Racist, Gun-Fondling BFF

Florida Man George Zimmerman, the guy who killed Trayvon Martin that one time, is somehow not currently in prison, which just proves you cannot cage artistic genius. Instead, he is doing art again, which is good and healthy and...