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A Texas elementary school threw out a 6th-grader's reduced-price breakfast Wednesday when the child -- a future thug, because he qualifies for reduced-price meals...

"I didn't think it'd be that big of a deal," said this spritely lass when confronted with a news crew. Like, why are people...

It's morning in America, for reals this time! The United States has finally honored its favorite sanitation robot that toiled for 800 years cleaning...

Washington novels are terrible, as you maybe noticed if you've ever mistakenly picked up a novel about Washington. Christopher Hitchens has some theories: Can one...

Teabaggers from Arizona are a special breed and are continually winning the craziest-Teabagger national championship, so it should come as no surprise that they...

Gross old liebot John McCain, whose entire head is made of skin cancer and bullshit, is having a very important policy discussion with "Snooki,"...

It's so great that Charlie Sheen is finally getting a platform of his own, you guys! Let's see, what else... If this is somehow the...

This sure is queer. Sarah Palin has announced that she will speak at the upcoming National Tea Party Convention but will not speak at...

Ah, Sturgis ... it's like the "Gathering of the Juggalos" for middle-aged people who saved up enough for a Gold Wing! And the $100-million...

This is going to go on forever -- and eventually, it will involve the female participants wrestling...

How deeply must you despise your former running mate -- the person you wanted America to accept as a perfectly good and safe president-in-waiting,...

It seems that racists still haven't gotten over Barack Obama's election victory, alas. For example: Arkansas. The Arkansas House Committee on State Agencies and...

One of two things happened to Washington D.C. this afternoon: (1) Obama's friends the Muslims snuck in one of those dirty bombs they make...

Too bad they're not filled with Obama's birth certificates, from Moscow, in Saudi Arabia. Please let's have the Supreme Court stop this fraud president...

As the snow-meth icing on the Baked Alaska of Sarah Palin's hilarious public self-destruction which is also hilariously destroying the the grisly remaining blood-and-gristle...

Here's something fun to look forward to, this Friday, other than the End of Capitalism and Electricity or whatever: There's going to be a...

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