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Excuse Us While We F*ck This Dolphin: Your Florida Roundup

We have finally (already?) reached Peak Florida Man. Peak Florida Man, as it turns out, is a 63-year-old named Malcolm Brenner who is the subject of a new documentary examining his year-long love affair with a dolphin back in the ’70s. Read more on Excuse Us While We F*ck This Dolphin: Your Florida Roundup…
  we love trans people just not this one bitch

Saks Only Wants To Discriminate Against This One Trans Person, Not All Of Them

Wonkette update! A couple weeks back, I gathered you all around to tell you the story of Leyth Jamal, a former Saks Fifth Avenue employee who is transgender, and her lawsuit against Saks Fifth Avenue for unlawful discrimination under Title VII. Read more on Saks Only Wants To Discriminate Against This One Trans Person, Not All Of Them…
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Crazy Anonymous Flyer People: Trans-Women, Please Stop Raping All The Bathroom Ladies!

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Hey ladies: You use the bathroom, to tinkle, right? How would you like to be raped in the bathroom, while you are trying to tinkle? No? Well, then, according to a poster at the University of Bristol, you shouldn’t trust the trannies, for they will rape you. It’s Science! Read more on Crazy Anonymous Flyer People: Trans-Women, Please Stop Raping All The Bathroom Ladies!…
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Saks Fifth Avenue Pretty Sure It’s Still OK To Discriminate Against Trans People

One of the interesting things about the fight for LGBT acceptance and equality over the years is that corporations — even some of the evil, obnoxious ones — were way ahead of the gummint when it came to getting their little heads around the idea that, you know, hey, maybe the gays and the trans people and all the various other whatnots might ACTUALLY be great employees. They might even be humans, and you know, it’s probably a good idea to treat them equally, give them spousal benefits, not call them fags at the water cooler, et cetera. Read more on Saks Fifth Avenue Pretty Sure It’s Still OK To Discriminate Against Trans People…
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Hey ‘Ladies,’ Michelle Duggar Needs To Check Your ‘Lady’ Parts Before You Use The Restroom

Our sweet little sister site Happy Nice Time People, what is watching 19 Clowns in a Uterus so we don’t have to, has a very important public service announcement from perpetually pregnant Michelle Duggar: Read more on Hey ‘Ladies,’ Michelle Duggar Needs To Check Your ‘Lady’ Parts Before You Use The Restroom…
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We’ve Reached Peak Thought Catalog: ‘I Had Sex With A Trans Woman’

Hey guys, a straight cis dude fucked a trans woman even though he knew she was trans. Isn’t that amazing? Should he not be awarded the Nobel Prize for Enlightened Cock for putting his dick inside a woman who used to have a dick? After all, “she said she had all of her lady parts” and she did so that’s totally cool, right, bro? Maybe this bro will score sweet tang off the Hampshire grads he meets in a nearby coffee shop, because Love. Anyway, obviously this is on Thought Catalog and obviously you need to read an excerpt, which I shall provide here. Read more on We’ve Reached Peak Thought Catalog: ‘I Had Sex With A Trans Woman’…
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Prop 8 Crew Getting The Band Back Together To Save California From Scourge Of Transgender Restrooms

Just in case anyone needs a handy illustration of Marx’s dictum that history repeats itself, first as tragedy and then as farce, we have this News McNugget: The National Organization for Marriage, which was one of the main groups behind the now-defunct Proposition 8, is teaming up with a coalition of other wingnuts to push a ballot initiative that would overturn the California’s law allowing people to use whatever restroom fits their preferred gender identity. You know, gotta protect the kids, and what better way to do so than another empty gesture? Read more on Prop 8 Crew Getting The Band Back Together To Save California From Scourge Of Transgender Restrooms…
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Hero Republican Legislator Will Protect Son From California’s Transgender Restroom Tyranny

California Assemblyman Tim Donnelly is taking a brave stand for cisgender heteronormativity (trigger warning!), and he doesn’t care who knows it. To protest the state’s new law that allows trans students to use the restroom or locker room that they choose, the Republican legislator will be pulling his 13-year-old son out of public school. And in a guest column for WND (where else?), Donnelly raises the specter of “Allowing teenage boys and girls in the same locker room, showering side by side,” apparently unaware that schools don’t allow time for kids to shower during P.E. anymore. Disaster averted! Read more on Hero Republican Legislator Will Protect Son From California’s Transgender Restroom Tyranny…
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Gayphobic Hatemonger Pat Robertson Shockingly Cool With The Sex Changes

Huh. We did not see this coming. We are … we are at a bit of a loss, in fact. We are looking out the window and not seeing flying pigs, nor have we seen any reports on the Twitters about a severe temperature drop in hell. We just do not know what to make of the latest from Pat Robertson, he who hates everything and everyone, even orphans — orphans, people — because he’s just got that much hate in his shriveled little heart. And yet, turns out Pat has a soft spot for the unlikeliest of people: The 83-year-old televangelist sat down on Sunday for the “Bring It Online” advice portion of his Christian Broadcasting Network show, “The 700 Club.” A viewer named David wrote in asking how he should refer to two transgender females who work in his office and have legally changed their genders. Instead of criticizing the trans individuals, Robertson approached the situation in a seemingly level-headed manner. “I think there are men who are in a woman’s body,” he said. “It’s very rare. But it’s true — or women that are in men’s bodies — and that they want a sex change. That is a very permanent thing, believe me, when you have certain body parts amputated and when you have shot up with various kinds of hormones. It’s a radical procedure. I don’t think there’s any sin associated with that. I don’t condemn somebody for doing that.” Yes, our minds are blown too. The man who can find sin in feminism, an Ivy League education, even fucking sweaters from Goodwill, says there’s no sin in sex changes. Read more on Gayphobic Hatemonger Pat Robertson Shockingly Cool With The Sex Changes…
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Oh Thank God Here Is Your Nice Time At Last

Today has been a real kick in the nads, huh Erick Erickson? It has been all dead babies and rats on prisoners’ leashes and Hitler and Democrats voting for guns. Well, after scouring and scouring the Intertubes to find something that would not put your head in the oven, we have found one at last: “Transgender Prom Queen Crowned in Massachusetts High School.” Thank you, MSN, that will do nicely! Read more on Oh Thank God Here Is Your Nice Time At Last…
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A Woman’s Prerogative: Transgender Lady Felon New Hampshire Rep Changes Mind (Again)

Stacie Marie Laughton, recently elected to the New Hampshire statehouse after years of grifting (not “allegedly”) and campaigning for every office in the Live Free or Die state, got found out about her felonry and said she would resign her office. But now she has exercised her woman’s prerogative and changed her mind again, and will be taking her seat in the legislature after all. (This will probably change in the next half hour, or maybe even already did.) But we have a question, and we are trying to be as sensitive about this as is possible for your Wonkette, because we do not feel like wading through a bunch of waiting-to-be-moderated Jezebel-style comments about looksism, heteronormativity, and cisgender bias: Do male-to-female transgendered people have to try to look like women? Or could any bald dude with a beard put on a shmatte (like, not even bothering to put on some pearls, Klinger-style) and yell, gutturally, “HELLO I AM A LADY NOW”? Is “HELLO I AM A LADY NOW” yet another of Stacie Marie Laughton’s grifts? Let us consider (and remember our manners). Read more on A Woman’s Prerogative: Transgender Lady Felon New Hampshire Rep Changes Mind (Again)…
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Awesome First Transgendered Elected Lady And City Councilman Wife Did Awesome Crimes Back When She Was A Man

UPDATED BELOW! Hey, remember the election? Tons of cool stuff happened that we didn’t write about because we were busy laughing at WND or whatever, and most of that cool stuff was stuff like LEGAL MARIJUANA and GAY PEOPLE AND BUDDHISTS ALL OVER THE PLACE. There was a hot bi lady, there was a cool transgendered chick. It was all quite rad and a fine day for Kenyan Anti-Imperialist Communist Nazis, it was! But oh dear! The good people of New Hampshire are finding now that the cool transgendered chick they elected to their statehouse, Stacie Marie Laughton, is a total career criminal (because of course she is) who totally DID CRIMES with her then-wife, while they were both frauding everyone, stealing credit cards, gypping (THAT’S RACIST!) cabdrivers, and running to be ward selectmen (whatever that is, we are guessing like a city council?) together. It’s kind of sweet, really, if you think about it. Read more on Awesome First Transgendered Elected Lady And City Councilman Wife Did Awesome Crimes Back When She Was A Man…
 

Texas Caucus Results Thwarted By Possibly Transgendered Old People

The Texas Caucus will never be decided, and not because of some Diebold terrorist glitch, either. No, it is because old people don’t know the meaning of “transgendered,” and when caucus officials tried to explain it to them last night due to ballot confusion, the old people cursed them out and refused to give any gender at all. As our secret Texas caucus official operative “Bob” notes, “Democratic officials must now determine whether caucusers who refused to properly disclose this information must be disqualified.” Read more on Texas Caucus Results Thwarted By Possibly Transgendered Old People…
 

Vice President’s Daughter or Gay Alien From Daytime TeeVee?

It’s time for another exciting edition of This Thing Looks Like That Thing — (c) Spy Magazine — starring everybody’s favorite neocon lesbian pregnant daughter of Dick Cheney. Apparently, Mary Cheney sort of looks like this oddball “transgender character” (b.) on a soap opera. Hooray! Read more on Vice President’s Daughter or Gay Alien From Daytime TeeVee?…