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Posts Tagged ‘trains’

No More Train Hijackings: Amtrak Gets 9/11 Security

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008

Thomas the Terrorist Tank EngineOnly seven years after terrorists didn’t hijack passenger trains, Amtrak is finally getting the post-9/11 security it so desperately needs to continue pointlessly delaying trains and ruining the lives of Americans who stupidly rely upon the industrialized world’s lamest national rail service. MORE »


DC Residents, Soul Asylum Urge Hoyer to Support Runaway Train Bill

Thursday, April 5th, 2007

Well that long black train took my baby and gone - WonketteEvery day, trains carrying unimaginably deadly materials run straight though our fair district on ancient, poorly maintained tracks, bound for god knows where, always moments away from derailing and killing thousands. MORE »


BREAKING: OH NO PEOPLE OF MIDDLING IMPORTANCE ARE STUCK IN LAMESVILLE

Thursday, May 25th, 2006

amtrack.jpg“I told you we shouldn’t have taken the Old 97″ (Mark Lennihan - AP) MORE »