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Posts Tagged ‘traditions’

Historic White House Easter Egg Roll Happening Right Now!!!

Monday, March 24th, 2008

Are you washed in the blood of the lamb?Five million years ago yesterday, the Lord Jesus died for our sins and then came back to say howdy and then went away again. For this very special reason America’s First Lady is hosting an event at the White House, in which the children of the nation roll eggs down a hill and learn about ocean conservation. MORE »


Bush Pardons Turkey, As Per Usual

Tuesday, November 20th, 2007

the iraq war is also currently happeningGeorge W. Bush pardoned a turkey in the White House Rose Garden today, upholding a very important 60-year tradition. The turkeys are called May and Flower because of a famous boat. From the White House they’ll head to that other bastion of American evil, Mickey’s Country House in Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom. They are expected to eat Mickey Mouse at some point in their lives. [CNN]