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Posts Tagged ‘tractors’

Scott Kleeb Will Enlarge The ‘Tractor Caucus’

Thursday, June 26th, 2008

It is growing by the minute!Our good friend Jon Tester writes to us (and everybody else on his email list) to ask us to donate to the campaign of Scott Kleeb, who is running for the Senate “Tractor Caucus.” Who is this cutie with the terrible name? MORE »


A Children’s Treasury Of Barack Obama Playing With Tractors

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008

Everyone’s favorite Barry Obama tried to connect with “the average American” serf today by attending the whitest event ever: the “Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo 2008.” Hurrah! He sat on various farm tractors, and then looked at other farm tractors, and then asked people what the hell tractors do. Let’s take a tour of the various Getty wire photos covering this event and see what Barry learned about the country folk! MORE »


Bush Boldly Tries To Kill Reporters With Tractor

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007

And nobody survived, The end. - WonketteThis would be much funnier if he actually killed the White House press corps, but George W. had some “fun” yesterday by briefly acting like someone who worked for a living. Bush got on a tractor — we don’t know why he’s going to tractor factories, do you? — and solemnly putted around for a moment. MORE »